ITT we mock Greg Kelly (who is a piece of shit)

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  1. Capstone 88

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    There’s natural women benching 300. This is hilarious.

    It is. Maaaaaybe can bench 225 and that’s a stretch.
     
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  2. IV

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    This is the successful Ronald Savage thread IMO
     
  3. Kirk Fogg

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    that’s a sweet fall coat. might go see if it’s actually available at DILLARDS
     
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  5. SD_Irish

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    Why do I picture him yelling everything out loud while he types out his tweets?

    HELLO.
     
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  6. Doc Louis

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    What a weirdo.
     
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  7. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    I remember some these videos. It's kinda crazy how off the fucking walls he used to get and everyone would just laugh it off.
     
  8. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    Dolan used to make his employees go to his stupid blues or whatever shows. If they didn't go they'd get treated like shit or fired. And people wonder why the Knicks were such a disaster since the 90's.
     
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  9. Detlef Schrempf

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    How is this guy employed?
     
  10. Tiffin

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    I mean...he's not wrong.
     
  11. RJF-GUMP

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    All of those videos are so cringy they are hard to watch
     
  12. HotMic

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    :laugh:
     
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  13. Mix

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    The gumby tweet is an elite tweet. He is clearly a horrible POS but part of me wants to hang out with him for like 30 minutes tops.
     
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  14. Mix

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    Oh and that reporter he was openly harassing was dating Steve Guttenberg around that time and then married a different Fox anchor.
     
  15. BudKilmer

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    we are not about to disrespect the goat movie franchise in here.
     
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  16. Menelaus

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    Unbelievable. What a dork.

    I laughed pretty hard when he told the cameraman man to wait and hold the shot
     
  17. Beeds07

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  18. teel

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    Can't get over the Gumby tweet
     
  19. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Protect this mans phone



     
  20. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    “Messed with the wrong MARINE”
     
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  21. jhooked

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    There was an ATTEMPT to SEIZE his phone by a fucking spa :roll::roll::roll:

     
  22. Daniel Ocean

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    yes, he said circumstances
     
  23. chuckmasterflex

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    I can’t even reverse engineer his thought process for anything. It is like he has a brain parasite and just enough intelligence to make references.
     
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  24. The Blackfish

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    This man has to be hitting us with the long con. Greatest performance art ever
     
  25. The Blackfish

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    “Factors”
     
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  26. Name P. Redacted

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    Diet postponed to ‘22 kills me
     
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  27. DuffandMuff

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    The CAPS “lock” and unnecessary quotation marks. He has the diction of a robot, but is a human piece of shit.
     
  28. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Bulking season imo
     
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  29. BrentTray

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    Also the (FAT CAMP) made me legit lol
     
  30. jhooked

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    I assume he meant that to be an insult to the spa. If so, is he acknowledging that he signed up for a spa session at a fat camp? He just might be the most fascinating person on Twitter.
     
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  31. CTownND

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    His use of ALL CAPS and (Parentheses!) is absolutely incredible
     
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  32. aisle seven

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    There's a certain level of self depreciation that he’s got that makes him tough to truly hate.
     
  33. jhooked

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    Disagree. I definitely hate him, but it’s a love / hate sort of thing.
     
  34. wes tegg

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    Like when he jokingly called his outrageous pants “BUGLE BOYS” and then defended them as really being $1400.
     
  35. BudKilmer

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  36. wes tegg

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    If it is, he’s been committed to it for over a decade. It would be Andy Kaufman-like dedication to the craft.
     
  37. Daniel Ocean

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    if it was good humored self depreciation wouldn’t he have left it alone and not pointed out what they and the shoes were? I think it’s funny because he doesn’t understand he is the joke. It’s like the trump discussion but without the power so it is funny.
     
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  38. spagett

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    Makes me miss The Soup
     
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  39. ono

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    Seriously, this Gumby murder-suicide pact needs an ELI5.

    Or an ESPN 30 for 30.
     
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  40. aisle seven

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  41. Butthead

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    Lol his disdain for people playing by a "system" aka math absolutely killed me
     
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  42. SD_Irish

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    This guy can't be for real. He's a certifiable lunatic.
     
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  43. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    He has absolutely mastered the Trump pudding brain style of posting. Mesmerizing.
     
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  44. wes tegg

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  45. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Amazing content
     
  46. BudKilmer

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  47. Bruce Bowen

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    high THREE FIGURES
     
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  48. BrentTray

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    (that’s my leg)
     
  49. fucktx

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    really wish trump would have tweeted like this guy instead

    trump was an all time poster (a shitty human and president but great poster) but this guy is on another level
     
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