The Hat Whore Club

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Celemo, May 12, 2016.

  1. Celemo

    Celemo Ban the Corner 3
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    I love ballcaps, bought my first hat in '84. A local McDs was selling Detroit Tigers Snap Backs for a buck with the purchase of a Big Mac. I choked down that abomination and rocked the shit out of that hat for 10 years. Since then I've owned over 100+ ballcaps. Currently have probably 50+ hats in my rotation.

    This thread is for those who like to rock the lid.
     
    #1 Celemo, May 12, 2016
    Last edited: May 12, 2016
  2. tjsblue

    tjsblue I was right at the time
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  3. Celemo

    Celemo Ban the Corner 3
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    Constant gets my sweet Duke hat collection if I somehow die before him.
     
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  4. HatterasJack

    HatterasJack Is your refrigerator running? It's Mike Hunt.
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    More like...a thread for bald guys. Got em
     
  5. tjsblue

    tjsblue I was right at the time
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    I will stab you.
     
  6. w2b

    w2b goin' out looney like O-Dog
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    Houston Oilers

    GOAT hat design.

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  7. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    New Era 59 size 7 1/2.

    Only hat that fits my head properly
     
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  8. cdaysker

    cdaysker Quarry
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    Only time I'm not wearing a hat is when I'm at work or when I'm sleeping. I keep a small rotation of about 5-7 at any given time but I wear my hats until they fall apart at the seams.
     
  9. Celemo

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  10. Celemo

    Celemo Ban the Corner 3
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    my fave design came from the early 90's...the pic I'm posting is the closest thing I could find.
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    instead of it being two-toned it was solid black but the script was in the team colors
     
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  11. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ not affiliated with Taylor Momsen
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    I had a Phillies Blunts hat in college that was amazing.
     
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  12. Celemo

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    same :respek:
     
  13. Kylebw1

    Kylebw1 UNC ACC Champs
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    Wore this one today to the range but had to stop after two buckets with a storm coming

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  14. Celemo

    Celemo Ban the Corner 3
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    if that has a buckle in the back, you need to be slapped on general principle
     
  15. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ not affiliated with Taylor Momsen
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    Everything about you is terrible.
     
  16. Jax Teller

    Jax Teller Well-Known Member
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    Rock a hat almost every day.
     
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  17. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ not affiliated with Taylor Momsen
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    I just counted 18 baseball hats and 2 visors and is another baseball hat and a visor in my golf bag. Not counting assorted ski hats and other winter hats. I probably threw away another 20 in the move last year and have lost/destroyed/wrote out another 20-30 over time. Everyday hat is currently a Tigers roadie adjustable New Era.
     
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  18. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    I don't see any whores
     
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  19. fattus

    fattus Well-Known Member
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    New Era hats suck. Best hat is '47 brand.
     
  20. Celemo

    Celemo Ban the Corner 3
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  21. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ not affiliated with Taylor Momsen
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    I have an excellent Michigan '47 that is my 2nd favorite right now.
     
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  22. Celemo

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    '47 low profiles are the God Tier cap these days
     
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  23. milquetoast

    milquetoast Firm Security
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    Used to have a good collection and my favorite was an old KU hat.

    Here's the twist...I'm not even a Kansas FAN....can you believe that shit? :awesomeface:
     
  24. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    when your hair is too good to wear a ballcap >>>>>>
     
  25. Rabbit Angstrom

    Rabbit Angstrom set alarms to know to eat
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    Gotta be adjustable
     
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  26. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure Eye of the tiger, dick of a horse.
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    Please son. I have luscious locks and still rock a hat. So glad the snapback is fading out and the dad hat is back in. I love me some Polo hats.
     
  27. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    https://drygoods.elevenwarriors.com/products/eleven-warriors-snapback-scarlet
     
  28. AUB

    AUB My apple crumble is by far the most crumble-est
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  29. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure Eye of the tiger, dick of a horse.
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    My crown jewel. Yes it's a snapback technically but it's also a The Game hat and I've had it since the event took place.
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  30. Celemo

    Celemo Ban the Corner 3
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  31. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    lmao
     
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  32. tigerbishop11

    tigerbishop11 He has no eyebrows, Tony
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    Had this: image.jpeg

    Lost it. Now full of sadness
     
  33. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Never got into hats or sneakers. This thread and the sneaker one are two that I'll check out of curiosity.
     
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  34. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    i dont like wearing hats but sometimes i have to if i'm working outside because i'm balding and sunburns on the top of one's head really suck
     
  35. Voodoo

    Voodoo Fan of: Notre Dame
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    A few years ago I was wandering around downtown Seattle with my cousin. I think we had just come out of the art museum and possibly a bar or two. We were walking down the street and happened upon a hat store. We looked around for a few minutes and I put on a dark brown tweed flat cap. It fit perfect and looked great. I didn't buy it though because it was expensive and I'm an idiot and thought it wouldn't be hard to find another hat like that. Now, whenever I visit a new city I check out at least one hat store in the hopes of finding another perfect hat. My search has been futile.


    Currently I have one ND baseball hat that I'll occasionally wear.
     
  36. Arrec Bardwin

    Arrec Bardwin La Araña Discoteca
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    :roll:
     
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  37. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
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    I wear mine out. This is the current rotation.

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  38. Walter Melon

    Walter Melon I watch you sleep.
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  39. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    My current everyday rotation

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    I can only find the back of this hat online, too comfortable to get up and move
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  40. Boom TittyMilk

    Boom TittyMilk User Formerly known as Big R
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  41. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    Pretty much always have a hat on. Snapback, baseball, golf, visor, bucket hat, anything

    It's like a socially acceptable sweatband
     
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  42. Cut68

    Cut68 Well-Known Member

    Probably have around 40 hats. 7-8 golf hats, probably 10 Clemson hats, and my son gets me a hockey hat of some kind whenever he can talk his mom into it
     
  43. BasementCrew22

    BasementCrew22 Well-Known Member
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    I have an odd skull protrusion on the left side of my head right where the bill meets the rest of the hat. When the bill is bent it puts pressure on the "bump," and really hurts after awhile.

    So now I can only buy flat bills and everyone thinks I'm trying too hard.
     
  44. $P1

    $P1 Ball-knower, Poster, Trusted Agent
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    Where do you guys get those hats with the bills over the ears like that? The only ones I can find are the ones with the bills on the front.
     
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  45. Chocolate Giddyup

    Chocolate Giddyup Well-Known Member
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    I own own far too many hats but this is my favorite right now
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  46. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    I have way too many Royals new era caps
     
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  47. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    Those 47 brand hats are not for those with big brains and therefore large heads
     
  48. Celemo

    Celemo Ban the Corner 3
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    I'm 7 3/8 and never had a problem
     
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  49. The Hit King

    The Hit King No, I said buttplug. She's heinous.
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    Glad you got something out of your cancelled flight. Like the Reds hat too.
     
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  50. Biff Bridges

    Biff Bridges The words. You are good with the words man
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    I had a Beavers and a Cocks hat in high school. Edgy af.
    :facepalm: