The Hat Whore Club

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Celemo, May 12, 2016.

  1. Celemo

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    to be fair, most of the stock photos being posted have flat bills
     
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  2. ohbluefan

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    I'm waiting on this one, in August I'm gonna score it with the Jumpman on the side.
     
  3. Celemo

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    was thinking the exact same thing this morning
     
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  4. The Fuck Lion

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    lol
     
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  5. The Fuck Lion

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    My bills are bent boys.
     
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  6. ohbluefan

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    Yep I see no problem with 59/50's with the bent bill.
     
  7. ~ taylor ~

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    At goose's level of white trash, redneck is an aspiration.
     
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  8. Kevintensity

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    47brand.com

    40% off until Monday use code 47DWCD1
     
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  9. Chocolate Giddyup

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  10. Corky Bucek

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    Looking to buy this hat

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  11. Celemo

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    Go to their website and get the '47 lo pro and thank me later
     
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  12. Baron

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  13. Corky Bucek

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  14. Celemo

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  15. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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  16. mal630

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    Almost 100% American Needle. A few imperial mixed in.

    I'm obsessed with badass logos that people don't instantly know and recognize. I will get my top 10 up here in a few days.
     
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  17. Tommy Callahan

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    That is one of my favorites
     
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  18. bpk5555

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    In all seriousness though, I collected hats as a kid and just recently started wearing some again. My mom and her boyfriend got this for me in Cooperstown last fall and I've gotten a lot of use out of it lately.
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  19. mal630

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    Here are some of my favorites right now. Hard to pick a few.

    L-R, Back to front.

    Peachtree, Willow Point, Merion, Chattanooga Golf and CC, Shinnecock Hills, Philadelphia Cricket Club, Augusta National, Bandon Dunes then the best for last... the milk jug of McArthur Golf Club.
     

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  20. mal630

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    That isn't my favorite Peachtree hat but I love that place so I wear it a lot. My dog ate the badass one.
     

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  21. St. Jimmy

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    I have this one in the attic. Wore it the hell out. Bbb1Sfo.jpg
     
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  22. Hoss Bonaventure

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    70 goddamn messages in six years and I get to like this one.
     
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  23. IrishLAX2

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    Merion and Augusta ones are fantastic
     
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  24. CraigAnne Conway

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    Doesn't get any more white trash than a white-out Michigan hat worn by someone in Ohio
     
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  25. CraigAnne Conway

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    BTW guys, I think that (thankfully) the flat-bill fad is coming to an end. Not too long ago I noticed LeBron started wearing nike slouch caps postgame, and more and more I see black people wearing franchise-type hats with deep bill curves.

    I hope this happens, because I would love for the hat makers to focus their creativity into that style of hat. There have been so many cool fucking hats that I have seen that I didn't buy because of it being a high-profile 59/50 or snapback, meanwhile the relaxed/unstructured fitted lines have suffered in selection and creativity.
     
  26. ohbluefan

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    I don't wear it, never been a fan of the whiteout hat, shit gets dirty too easy.
     
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  27. lfriend

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    The flat-bill era can't die fast enough.

    My wife threw all my hats in the washer, without asking me or me even knowing beforehand, and ruined my favorite hat. :tebow:

    Had the hat racks used to clean them and she didn't bother using it at all. Ugh.
     
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  28. NineteenNine

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    oh FUCK THAT.
     
  29. Celemo

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    dishwasher fucked up your hat?
     
  30. teel

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    Swag on 11

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  31. lfriend

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    She stuck it in the washing machine with the rest of my laundry. My white MU hat stabs me in my head when I try to wear it now.

    Was definitely mad.
     
  32. Celemo

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    Ooooh that sucks
     
  33. Buster Mahomes

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    So these New Era low profile hats are the real deal huh? Been sticking to the '47 Brand lately but I wouldn't mind picking up a new Cubs hat in the low profile style. Get kinda tired of trying to bend the bills on the 59/50s and them getting all fucked up and broken. Not to mention the thing sits about 3 inches off my head in the front and makes me look like an asshole.
     
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  34. thegenerel

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    I was told 2 great ways to get rid of the "poof" in the front of 59/50s - one currently escapes me, but the other is to wear it to the gym/exercise. I am not a fan of getting the entire hat wet to break it in as it damages the bill.

    just remembered - hair dryer.
     
  35. Buster Mahomes

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    I've tried the hair method but haven't had much success. I'm also not s fan of showering/working/working out in a good new hat. Seems like a good way to ruin the bill like you said or stain it with sweat.
     
  36. teel

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    Run it under water and put a plastic bag over the bill secured with a rubber band, you guys can borrow my brain whenever you want
     
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  37. ~ taylor ~

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  38. thegenerel

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    Any hat I wear to the gym has been broken in before sweat stains showed up.
     
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  39. Celemo

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    I break my hats in by doing everything in them...Half the time my hats look like they were worn by Eric Gagne circa '03. Throw them in the dishwasher, turn off the drying cycle and let them air dry
     
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  40. The Fuck Lion

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    I wear a 59/50 to the gym.

    The sweat has definitely suppressed the "poof". Problem is, it is no longer something I would wear in a non gym situation.

    One trick that worked for me - stand in the rain. I have a 59/50 that has the perfect level of "poof" based on sitting at the ballpark in the rain with the hat for maybe 30 minutes.
     
  41. TLAU

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    low profile is a game changer. about to find the go to. no idea which team or what style as I don't really have ties to any pro team.

    suggestions welcome
     
  42. St. Jimmy

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  43. TLAU

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    is there a difference between "low crown" and "low profile"?

    also St. Jimmy how does the 39thirty fit in relation? I don't like the fred mcgriff fit of the standard fitted hat
     
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  44. Celemo

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  45. TLAU

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    probably go with braves. i like the way some of the alternates look and it's the only pro team i've ever given a shit about. navy/white with lowercase red A is in low-crown. about to pull the trigger
     
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  46. Celemo

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    there's also lids.com

    https://www.lids.com/mlb/atlanta-braves/franchise
     
  47. IrishLAX2

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    I'd rather not borrow your brain after seeing your choice in hats
     
  48. teel

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    As a lax guy I had you pegged as a Patagonia guy.
     
  49. CraigAnne Conway

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    I had this question too initially. What I found was, No... They are called low-profile, but some sites advertise them as "low-crown"
    Ordered a Reds hat that was listed as "Low Crown", and when it came, the size tag says "Low Profile" under the number.
     
    #200 CraigAnne Conway, May 25, 2016
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