And now I'm seeing Montecore, Mantacore and Mantecore. Get what? Some soft serve ice cream? A Werthers? Rickets?
Sometimes, I think my life is wild, b/c at any time, I can get a call asking me to be set on fire, hit by a car, or to jump out of a building…but then I remember that I don’t occasionally cohabitate with a lion, and have frequent threesomes.
Wait, I thought the whole idea of a poly-relationship was that there were no cheetahs? I’ll see myself out.
Looking at the weights, I'm gunna guess Mensa is the lion Ain't no way that lion we've seen pictures of is 400 pounds
https://www.sciencealert.com/these-are-the-largest-cats-known-to-purr/amp oh man this is embarrassing
“So, according to present knowledge, "true" purring is established only in the families Felidae, which includes small cats, and Viverridae, a family of medium-sized mammals. While big cats do make noises that sound similar, they seem incapable of purring in the true sense.” Thanks for the backup
“These days it appears that splitting cats up into those that can roar and those that can purr might have been too simplistic an approach. In a 2002 review, 20 out of 36 cat species were found to purr, including some big cats like lions and leopards. In fact, scientists are still debating the results. Some claim that the sounds the lions and leopards made were not "true" purrs. They were only rolling, gurgling growls that sounded like purrs.” No true Scotsman up in here
He doesn't sit around and watch rom-coms, he likes to hunt and run. He's not really packing on pounds at the moment
Can I appoint a proxy for the bag of dicks? Like maybe your best friend you brought to dinner tonight - boom roasted.