The Horror Movie Thread

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  1. GrizzliesDrew

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    I prefer “wrong” because they’re not always lying. So possibly they’re a liar. Definitely wrong.
     
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  2. Teflon Queen

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    Aren’t you a Christian? I’m not hating on that, but it seems a tad silly to mock someone else’s belief in the supernatural.
     
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  3. Talking Head

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    Team ghosts aren’t real but love hearing ghost stories.

    We’re in the horror movie thread for christs sake audrew
     
  4. Teflon Queen

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    I almost feel/felt bad about how badly that little girl creeped me out
     
  5. GrizzliesDrew

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    Yes, I know. Which is why someone saying "I don't know if I can watch this FICTIONAL ghost show, because ghosts are real and they haunt my home" is a patently ridiculous thing to say
     
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  6. DUCKMOUTH

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    In the name of the father, the son and ummm the Holy Spirit?
     
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  7. Detlef Schrempf

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    I might watch cabin in the woods tonight, which I think might be the most fun to watch horror movie ever for me.
     
  8. Teflon Queen

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    I guess he ignored that question
     
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  9. GrizzliesDrew

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    Jesus Christ died for our sins! Even those of ghost birds!
     
  10. Teflon Queen

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    Your belief isn’t grounded in any more amount of evidence than his is :idk:
     
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  11. Talking Head

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    I don’t think I’ve ever watched it. I’m guessing I need to change that fact?
     
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  12. LuPoor

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    Yeah what are you even doing with your life
     
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  13. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Just started new season of Lore. Off to a good start.
     
  14. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Yeah it’s amazing.
     
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  15. devine

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    Not a whole lot lol wrekt
     
  16. LuPoor

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    Devine please, that's someone's child
     
  17. GrizzliesDrew

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    Deconstruction at its finest
     
  18. Degausser

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    Going to see Halloween tomorrow. So excite.

    Michael Myers>>>>
     
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  19. Owsley

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    Just got out of Halloween. Absolutely loved it. Some really fantastic nods to the original while still being it’s own film. Good laughs, great kills, awesome time.
     
  20. Detlef Schrempf

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    It’s amazing, and highly rewatchable.
     
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  21. TLAU

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    did you just quote a fucking post and then ask them to spoiler? his post is spoilered but your quote of his post is completely visible. hopefully you did this as a joke and aren't serious
     
  22. TLAU

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    GF lived in a house that was haunted a long time ago. the family's grandmother's ghost is who they think it was.
    Girl that she moved in with told her all about it when she first moved in just so she would know. 2 things happened, and I questioned them basically saying you're making this up to fuck with me, but she said she was being serious so take it fwiw

    1- large armoire had a bunch of grandmom's old nice dishes. some people came over to pregame before going out and the scooted it a few feet down the wall to make room by the kitchen table. everyone leaves and goes to the bar. when they get back the armoire was back where it was supposed to be. nobody took credit for moving it.

    2- few people stayed at their house one night. one bedroom upstairs was grandmother/grandfathers old room. two separate single beds on opposite sides of the room. one person slept in each bed. everyone wakes up to the person who tried to sleep in grannys bed yelling at the other for fucking with them. other person is denying it and claims to have been asleep the whole time (they didn't know about the granny ghost). turns out the person sleeping in grannys bed had woken up on the floor 3 times in a few hours time. had bruises the following morning all on both sides of body. claimed the other person was basically pushing them out of bed as a prank... which is a bad prank if so.
     
  23. Bo Pelinis

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    audrew i don’t really believe in ghosts but you’re being a deutschbag so cut it out
     
  24. Charles DeMar

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    Great way to sum things up sir

    There could still be a sequel from this group of writers/production team, although not sure how far/what direction they could reasonably take it. But if it makes enough money—and it had a great night on Thursday—then I’m sure they could think of something.
     
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  25. Shawn Hunter

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    I have had birds get in this house before. They are far too god damn stupid to figure out how to get out without a shit ton of assistance. I once managed to get one trapped in a hallway with an outdoor exit. Sealed up the doors to the hallway, opened up the exit door. Took the dumbass mother fucker 20 minutes to figure out he couldn't fly through the windows but could fly through the opened door. Several times would even just sit there staring out the damn door but wouldn't go through. But yes let's pretend that a bird with shit for brains could figure out how to exit a house through a tiny hole in the wall.

    You might be stupider than that fucking bird.
     
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  26. GrizzliesDrew

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    I’ve been making fun of people who believe in ghosts since this was a Rivals board. Ain’t stopping now.
     
  27. GrizzliesDrew

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    Again, the guy whose argument is “ghost bird” is calling me stupid.
     
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  28. Shawn Hunter

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    It could have been a human ghost making bird noises.
     
  29. Pelican

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    Loved the one kid who was being babysat.
     
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  30. TLAU

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    Bolded part is the most important part of the whole post. If someone is telling you a "ghost story" there better be some kind of action like this taken to give it any semblance of credit. either that or they better be some kinda Lydia from beetlejuice type person. No average person is gonna legitimately see a fucking ghost and just shrug it off... and actually talk about it like it's a ghost. they'd either gtfo because it's a fuckin ghost or they would convince themselves it was something else.
     
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  31. TLAU

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    saying the family was "wrong" is kinda weird statement to make. kinda curious but kinda don't wanna read some dumb fuck explanation as to how you can read Guns story and your answer is "the family is wrong"... like about what?

    their doors weren't really slammed shut and locked?
    they didn't really have to get someone to come unlock them?
    don't think you could make a statement they were wrong about their dreams... that'd basically be saying the dream collaboration was made up for a not really even "ghost" story. just a story that two people had the same dream. who would do that?

    saying they're "wrong" is just a pussy way of saying he thinks all the stories in the post were just made up. which I never get unless it's a fuckin humdinger of a story.
     
  32. NilesIrish

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    Tucker and Dale vs. Evil imo

    Absolutely. It is fantastic.
     
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  33. Talking Head

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    Watching the first scene of cabin in the woods right now and realize I have seen it. Good horror movie and I’m a big fan of the redhead in her undies.
     
  34. GrizzliesDrew

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    A) how do I know the story isn’t made up by Guns’s friend? Or even if Guns’s friend is made up? It’s called lying. It’s a much more likely explanation than anything else.

    B) The story could be misremembered like anything in the past can be. Exaggerating a story to keep the listener engaged happens literally every day.

    C) Saying “WRONG” is not outright dismissing their story. Saying their story is an example of a haunting is WRONG. Because ghosts aren’t real. Fear and superstition are though, which is why we’ve been telling ghost stories since forever to explain unknown things. And that can be enjoyable. I love ghost stories...just don’t insult my intelligence by saying “and it’s 100% true too!”
     
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  35. Detlef Schrempf

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    Hey let’s do the world a favor and not get in a pissing match in a good thread.
     
  36. TLAU

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    No pissing match to be had. Really weird thread to go full douche in and get on a high horse twice in 2 pages.
     
  37. GrizzliesDrew

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    “Ghost aren’t real. You shouldn’t say they are” = high horse
     
  38. TLAU

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    you actually said "don't insult my intelligence by saying it's 100% true" when it literally could be 100% true you pretentious faggot
     
  39. GrizzliesDrew

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    Ghost stories by definition are not true. Again, I’m not necessarily disputing Guns’s friend’s story...it just 100% wasn’t because of a ghost.
     
  40. TLAU

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    God must have done it then :wink:

    moving on
     
  41. Detlef Schrempf

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    On a serious note, watching episode six of Hill House, Shirley’s husband is easily the worst actor of the series. It’s especially noteworthy against a bunch of really good performances.
     
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  42. Charles DeMar

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    Same here sir

     
  43. Guns

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    ghosts aren’t real but Jesus rose from the dead. K.
     
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  44. Aussie

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    Yeah, he was mediocre. Only other role I've ever seen him in was a guest appearance on Chuck several years ago.
     
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  45. Guns

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    I, too, have never seen Cabin in the Woods
     
  46. Detlef Schrempf

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    That and Drag Me To Hell are must watched of the same degree for me.
     
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  47. BlazingRebel

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    In the theater now to see Halloween
     
  48. BlazingRebel

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    These previews are quality the theater is full and all these jump scares are getting some great reactions.
     
  49. Detlef Schrempf

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    Last 40 minutes of hill house were so good.

    The scenes with Mr. and Mrs. Dudley asking him not to burn down the house was gut wrenching to watch as a father of a little daughter, man what a great season finale.[\spoiler]
     
  50. BlazingRebel

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    Halloween was one of the better movies I've seen this year.
     
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