the karen thread aka the official freak out thread

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  1. LetItSoak

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    He offered it a treat which somehow became kidnapping a puppy
     
  2. Where Eagles Dare

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    Which was the FedEx Driver? I remember the appliance guy in the gated Oklahoma community
     
  3. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Hoooooly shit that is so fucking creepy now.
     
  4. Where Eagles Dare

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    Benkz
     
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  5. EdmondDantes

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    Neither person should be particularly proud of the way they acted.
     
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  6. Lyrtch

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    good full thread on the dynamics at play here that she clearly understands but some sections of the country and this board probably won't see
     
  7. IvanTheTerrible

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  8. Blu Tang Clan

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    see poster above you
     
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  9. pearl

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    EDIT

    It was already posted :tebow:
     
  10. prerecordedlive

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    Don't be sad. 10 years ago, we didn't have a thread for things like this. We've realized our humanity and the only good use-case for social media, which is to shed light on injustices. These people fucking suck and I'm glad they're finally getting their just due. They didn't just decide to start acting this way. We just decided to start filming them.
     
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  11. Mister Me Too

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  12. LuPoor

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    Can someone post the source of the guy admitting he was trying to take her dog/ threatening her? I've only seen one of our closet Republicans and one enlightened centrist making reference to it
     
  13. Lyrtch

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    shapiro posted the guys facebook post in response to his own post

    which is what i've seen being used to make the claims bankz did
     
  14. Mister Me Too

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  15. GrizzliesDrew

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  16. Clown Baby

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    Feels appropriate for this thread

     
  17. LuPoor

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    Well that is certainly damning.
     
  18. beist

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    This ends with her getting a paid separation from her job.
     
  19. Daniel Ocean

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    how was the black guy wrong IYO?
     
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  20. ashy larry

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    he was black
     
  21. prerecordedlive

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    Friend at FT just confirmed she’s been terminated. I’d imagine that’s without a severance not already owed to her.
     
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  22. Lyrtch

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  23. Lyrtch

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    SCOOPED BY PRE
     
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  24. prerecordedlive

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    I am the news.
     
  25. NCHusker

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    Guy deserves to have the lynch mob aka the police sent after him clearly
     
  26. UncleJesse

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    I AM QUEENS BOULEVARD.
     
  27. Where Eagles Dare

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    Many people say Vince is a young Uncle Jesse
     
  28. beist

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    Good for them if they didn't pay her off. Hopefully she doesn't sue them though.
     
  29. fucktx

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    need to take down more karens in the world like this one
     
  30. LuPoor

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    Ignore
     
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  31. ashy larry

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  32. LetItSoak

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    She almost couldn't have picked a bigger nerd to call the cops on. Imagine rolling up and she's like "this dork with the binoculars and fanny pack threatened me!!!"
     
  33. Gritty Badger

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    and then the cops shoot him anyway
     
  34. Detlef Schrempf

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    You think they told her they were going to review the evidence, walked in a room and thought, “How long do we have to sit here before we go ahead and walk out there and can her ass?”
     
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  35. IvanTheTerrible

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    Wouldn't piss on these two if they were on fire.
     
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  36. fucktx

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  37. LetItSoak

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  38. Daniel Ocean

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    to be fair, tooooo beeeee faaaaiiiirrrr he seems terrifying.
     
  39. BudKilmer

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    I can’t find the tweet but someone referred to those 2 as the “jr shuck and jive team” and I can’t stop laughing
     
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  40. IvanTheTerrible

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    Candace is her own bizarre story. But I'm fairly certain that the kid had a group chat with some well known white nationalist a few years ago.
     
  41. Lefthook

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    Personally I thought his tactic was hilarious. He gives a milk bone to dogs that the owners refuse to leash, owners freak out and grab their dog and get them on a leash and out of the area. I guess the sort of implied threat is that the treats are somehow harmful, but seems like just good social engineering to me.
     
  42. hood b. goode

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  43. Kirk Fogg

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    Id be worried that he was going to blind me with science
     
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  44. Wee Bey

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    But above all else, she a hood rat
     
  45. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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  46. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    not sorry if already posted

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  47. Joe_Pesci

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    pet facebook/instagram pages make me cringe about 99.9% of the time

    one of my college roommates made one for his dog and the "dog" would message me stuff like "what up, could i get a walk today?"
     
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  48. Bankz

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    My point that I terribly laid out was more what’s his point in all this. I just don’t see the need to confrontational over what side of the park someone walks a dog. He spoke up and made his point but it wasn’t enough. He wanted the result... And it wasn’t the first time he’s had to do this or take it that far. He has a bag of dog treats on him for just this reason.

    I offer that point in no way forgiving or excusing her because it’s clear she’s fucked up on so many levels.
     
  49. LuPoor

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    He's an avid birder and off leash dogs fuck with birds. Seems pretty straightforward and completely understandable to me.