the karen thread aka the official freak out thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by dtx, May 15, 2020.

  1. LetItSoak

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    That's just really sad. That poor kid..
     
  2. buckwild

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    That's one of the trashiest things I've ever seen.
     
  3. fucktx

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    southern karens
     
  4. LuPoor

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    It's Indiana
     
  5. fucktx

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    southern indiana karens
     
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  6. duc15

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    Same thing
     
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  7. GrizzliesDrew

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    That video is YEARS old
     
  8. fucktx

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    i don’t care
     
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  9. fucktx

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  10. LetItSoak

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    It's insane how many of them have a similar look
     
  11. JohnnyChimpo

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    Turning the corner in the motorized cart saying "you want it?!?!" gets me every time
     
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  12. Owsley

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    No surprise that each of these women is sporting a tramp stamp.
     
  13. dump

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    I mean Mike Pence is from Indiana...
     
  14. Codename Duchess

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  15. LuPoor

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    Very astute and relevant observation
     
  16. fucktx

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  17. tjsblue

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    I told this story over a decade ago, but I was out in the middle of nowhere IL riding alone. Some kids came up right behind me(I saw them coming in my 3rd eye) and honked, swerved, and yelled at me. I flew down into a ditch to their screaming delight. I was completely fine. Got up and went as hard as I could to catch up. They were stopped in town at a light and didn’t see me coming up. It ended up being about 16-18 year old kids. I took out my water bottle and sprayed everyone in the car. They semi laughed and respected the karma.
    I do everything I can to hug a side and sit up when I see cars coming behind me. I try to go out where there are minimal cars.
    That said, I completely get why people get annoyed. I’ve even ridden with the type that feel they have the right to ride two wide because they are obeying the law! Or ride in congested areas. Or you could get over like a considerate person and let the cars pass. They get off on “I have rights” so they are totally Karens.
     
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  18. nexus

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    SOUTHERN Indiana. Much like Karl Malone’s children, we don’t acknowledge it as ours.
     
  19. prerecordedlive

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    Thank you, user TheWampa for being my 50,000th like. I always wanted it to be you, you fucking dreamboat.
     
  20. BayouMafia

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    the only time I've ever been upset with cyclists was driving in the mountains in Slovenia a couple of summers ago. Around every bend you're hitting the brake because some german or british tourist is toiling at 5mph uphill on single lane roads. At some point on that vacation I texted noted cyclist a.tramp inquiring as to when it was morally acceptable to run one down.
     
  21. Clown Baby

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    If Wendy’s would’ve been a little quicker, I would not have accidentally used the n-word

     
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  22. tjsblue

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    OMG. You have to brake. You poor SOB.
     
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  23. bro

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    This is clearly a McDs
     
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  24. Clown Baby

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    This is harassment. I’d like to speak with your manager
     
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  25. fucktx

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  26. Detlef Schrempf

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    Shit, she’s even wearing the uniform, the Kate plus 8 cut.
     
  27. Daniel Ocean

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    this is at 3-4 years old.
     
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  28. fucktx

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  29. fucktx

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  30. VaxRule

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  31. herb.burdette

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    Not sure if posted, but Karen was spotted in Central Park, then fired from her job yesterday when this went viral.

     
  32. Detlef Schrempf

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  33. Detlef Schrempf

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  34. RavenNole

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  35. herb.burdette

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  36. herb.burdette

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    I SAID “NOT SURE IF POSTED!”

    Is there a manager here I can speak to about this?
     
  37. bro

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    it is a Yang gang shirt.

    Bad shirt, but obvi Yang is good people
     
  38. Blu Tang Clan

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  39. Corch

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    What's wrong with the shirt?
     
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  40. Arrec Bardwin

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    I AM the Manager
     
  41. Daniel Ocean

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    yes and we’d kindly ask you to leave.
     
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  42. Daniel Ocean

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    If yang is good why is his shirt bad?
     
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  43. Blu Tang Clan

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    The shirt insinuates that both sides are equally at fault for what’s going on. AlternativeFactsRule can correct me if I’m misinterpreting.
     
  44. herb.burdette

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    This is totally something Karen would say.
     
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  45. VaxRule

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    It’s part ew for yang and part ew for the sentiment. The right in America is unquestionably reactionary. The only option for “forward” here is “left.” Lying about that does nobody any good and is just more misinformation that contributes to the stupidity of our electorate.
     
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  47. UncleJesse

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    What a vile piece of humongous garbage.
     
  48. beist

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    and he's married to a Karen too
     
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  49. The Blackfish

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    Unreal.