the karen thread aka the official freak out thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by dtx, May 15, 2020.

  1. RSK

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    Another day another Karen calling cops on a black woman for minding her own business

     
  2. beist

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    Svitlana Flom. Vonnegut couldn’t come up with a better name than that.
     
  3. milquetoast

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    Good lord these people just continue to outfuck each other
     
  4. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Hit her with a bozo joke
     
  5. Anison

    Anison Fair and square
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    I appreciate that her husband just walked away. That man had no intention of becoming internet famous with Karen Flom.
     
  6. RSK

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    Here's another wife biting off more than her husband is willing to chew

     
  7. HotMic

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  8. RSK

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    Not quite Karen. Maybe a becky?

     
  9. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    It’s weird to understand that wanting him to beat the shit out of her and her husband is wrong but still wanting it to happen.
     
  10. dump

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    they both looked drunk af
     
  11. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  12. pearl

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  13. IvanTheTerrible

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    "I fought for this country" LMAO
     
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  14. BuckeyeRiot

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    I like Kyle because of this board but I believe the accepted nomenclature is Kevin.
     
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  15. Blu Tang Clan

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    the follow up “I don’t care” was great.
     
  16. Kevintensity

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    [​IMG]
     
  17. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    The hand on the hip

    :ded:
     
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  18. beist

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    I fought for your freedom to do the thing I am asking the police to arrest you for.


    So did he lose the fight or
     
  19. Doc Louis

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    If it's not Kyle then it's something basic like Chad or Chet or Doug.
     
  20. BuckeyeRiot

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    Your argument is with the internet at large. I’m just reporting the facts sir.
     
  21. GrizzliesDrew

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    Somehow I don’t think she’d have a problem if they were called white power wheels

     
  22. fucktx

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  23. LetItSoak

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    The idea that you'd need a driver's license for power wheels is hilarious. How someone can say that shit with a straight face is beyond me
     
  24. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  25. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  26. electronic

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    Jesus fucking Christ. And fuck that cop too.
     
  27. bertwing

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    Jesus fucking Christ dude
     
  28. BudKilmer

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  29. JGator1

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    This lady reminds me of the people in The Villages who said they go everywhere armed because of carjackers. The world in which she lives in would be a fascinating/horrifying case study.
     
  30. GrizzliesDrew

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    Nathan Fielder schooled her ass
     
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  31. GrizzliesDrew

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    Oh, is peach not a fucking color now? Who do think you are trying to define what person of color means? Are you the entirety of society or something? Using additive color, white is what you get when you combine ALL colors of light! Think on THAT before you judge a white person for calling themself a person of color.
    :runforrest:
     
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  32. bro

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    Lol fuck that lady so hard. That cop also sucks, but the lady is way worse. She is undoubtedly a miserable human
     
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  33. fucktx

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  34. BuckeyeRiot

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    I’m sure they’ll side with the cops and protestor. They’re notoriously against any kind of interference...

    :awesomeface:
     
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  35. CF3234

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    Actually, we are against all false claims of interference. We are especially against Authority figures who incorrectly punish someone for a false claim of interference.
     
  36. RSK

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    Cyclist and male Karen assaulting children over George Floyd posters



     
  37. BuckeyeRiot

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    Pretty sure that’s lance armstrong.
     
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  38. Where Eagles Dare

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    Pretty sure that's Daniel Ocean
     
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  39. Blu Tang Clan

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    He’d have left the cart bike behind.
     
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  40. Daniel Ocean

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    [​IMG]
     
  41. EdmondDantes

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    That could be any cyclist in the world, no way they ever catch him :baby:
     
  42. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    Karen 2019: Can I speak to the manager?
    Karen 2020: Can I speak to the Sergeant?
     
  43. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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  44. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  45. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    nothing worse than someone who says shit and then censors the word fuck
     
  46. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Qtards are just the absolute worse
     
  47. fucktx

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    here’s to hoping they all come up with a way to kill themselves if trump doesn’t get re-elected

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  48. AptosDuck

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    Got one on my facebook feed* soliciting sympathy because her 5yo son has been having nightmares for the last week. I want to tell her to quit fucking watching Tucker "Goblins are coming to loot your house" Carlson while the kid is in the room





    * fuck off, I use it to stalk ex gfs
     
  49. VaxRule

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    We know you’re old. We expect you to get trapped in facebook discussions.
     
  50. fucktx

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    aren’t you like 80?

    nursing home gfs?