the karen thread aka the official freak out thread

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  1. Professor Moriarty

    Professor Moriarty Well-Known Member
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  2. Mix

    Mix I deserve to be blown before the Jacuzzi
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    Seminole Co on the board again.

     
  3. Constant

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    Jesus, Karen. Put down the phone and nag your fat husband to mow the fing lawn.
     
  4. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Unifying feature of all Karens. They're absolutely atrocious under the influence.

    Which means they're absolute atrocious people, period
     
  5. Detlef Schrempf

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    This human being is delusional, like actually delusional.
     
  6. audrew

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    She got kicked out as well. Ousted out of the company she founded.
     
  7. dtx

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  8. Where Eagles Dare

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    Karen got her business canceled and her husband fired

     
  9. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    :fuckyocouch:
     
  10. dtx

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    sounds about right
     
  11. HotMic

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    Hopefully that bald ass pussy gets raped by a large inmate.
     
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  12. audrew

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    Kroger Karen won't let black woman leave her parking spot....because she didn't like the black woman's child stepped on the bottom shelf to retrieve a Gatorade.
     
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  13. Pharm

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    Facebook post from 28 year old white girl who really hasn't had to work for much in her life. Her fearing for her life in the grocery store bc someone hurt her feelings seems pretty white privilege to me. It was at like 1030 am on a Saturday, and if I know her she was in the middle of the aisle not letting anyone pass.

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  14. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    That's a very believable story.
     
  15. IvanTheTerrible

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    Does this qualify? I believe it does.
     
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  16. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    A cop Karen? Absolutely
     
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  17. IvanTheTerrible

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    Who the fuck cries over a mcmuffin order?
     
  18. Arrec Bardwin

    Arrec Bardwin He ain’t me, he can’t be me
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    Brother let me tell you.

    As someone who runs two quick service restaurants, people as a rule are entitled and terrible to employees at these types of businesses at an astounding rate.
     
  19. audrew

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  20. bro

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    That McMuffin video is also embarrassing because she probably watches Fox News or gets her news from FB and thought that the shake shack employees actually poisoned those cops when that wasn’t true at all.
     
  21. Doc Louis

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    What was she buying that was gross?
     
  22. Constant

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    White bread, mayonnaise and skim milk.
     
  23. Arrec Bardwin

    Arrec Bardwin He ain’t me, he can’t be me
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    One lady called me a rude asshole because I wouldn’t just let her take our American flag table decorations home, which we reuse on Memorial Day and 4th of July.

    Ive been cussed out because they didn’t get a straw (for their single serve milk that you don’t need one) and I was abusing her children that just had oral surgery (after which you are absolutely not supposed to use a straw).

    I could fill a couple pages of this thread with these type stories and I’ve only been doing this for 5 years.

    Also the amount of people that are going to get me fired because they somehow are best friends with one of the richest families in GA that own the company is pretty impressive as well.
     
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  24. audrew

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    "You mean to tell me I CAN'T take home this silverware too? Have you have heard the phrase 'The customer is always right?'"
     
  25. Arrec Bardwin

    Arrec Bardwin He ain’t me, he can’t be me
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    Whoever made up that sentence was obviously just a customer.
     
  26. audrew

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  27. TC

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    Would read the hell out of that :twocents:
     
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  28. TC

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    Nothing makes a white person feel more entitled than being inside a chick fil a
     
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  29. Arrec Bardwin

    Arrec Bardwin He ain’t me, he can’t be me
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  30. HatterasJack

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  31. Arrec Bardwin

    Arrec Bardwin He ain’t me, he can’t be me
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    It’s honestly a small percentage of people, but in an environment where you serve a high volume of people it doesn’t take too many to make it pretty miserable.
     
  32. IvanTheTerrible

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    BRO I've seen it on some of their faces. CFA does something to some people.
     
  33. HoosDaMan

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    First thing I thought of...

     
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  34. Pharm

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    In Texas assault with a deadly weapon and second degree attempted murder carry the same 20 year potential sentence with the former being easier to prove.
     
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  35. Bruce Bowen

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    That woman is an absolute ghoul. Terrifying.
     
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  36. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    Think there may actually be more to this story. The guy in the car is allegedly the ex-husband of the bald dude's wife. Bald dude claims he's been doing that for a while and stalking them. No clue what to believe though. Doesn't change the fact that the guy seems like a tool.

     
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  37. UncleJesse

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    My guess, not only was she in the middle of the aisle, but was probably going the wrong way up a one direction aisle while not wearing a mask and got her ass called out. If any of what she even posted is remotely true that is.
     
  38. Emma

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  39. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Huge shock everyone who looks like like a sociopath is a sociopath.

    Ever seen someone who looks like a fucking sociopath and later decided "you know, they were pretty cool actually. " yeah me neither
     
  40. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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  41. Constant

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    Steve Buscemi seems like he's probably a cool guy.
     
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  42. One Two

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  43. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    Imagine marrying this psycho. Melting down over an egg McMuffin. And on top of that whining people not saying thank you after humble bragging about people trying to buy her fucking food.
     
  44. beist

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    There was a lot in there that made me laugh but that part took the cake.
     
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  45. DUCKMOUTH

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    what a hero! So brave!
     
  46. Detlef Schrempf

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    What’s this in reference to?
     
  47. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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  48. Emma

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    Fullscreen etc etc

     
  49. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    If the one talking is the Karen count me as team Karen in that one.
     
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