the karen thread aka the official freak out thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by dtx, May 15, 2020.

  1. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    that man gets a retired discount and doesn’t have to ask for it
     
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  2. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    i thought you were joking. Thank god for clean living and genetics.
     
  3. GrizzliesDrew

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    This guy did an interview with a local newspaper trying to clear his name, claiming he doesn't like to wear a mask because he has claustrophobia. Ummmmmm, that's not how claustrophobia works, dipshit. Then there's this gem:

    “I never yelled at an old lady,” Maples said. “I remember someone saying something to me about 'I have cancer, I have cancer.' I replied, 'Well my father died of cancer,'" he said. "I didn't understand why she was yelling at me about that.
     
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  4. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    Wow that changes everything. Thanks Mr. Maple.
     
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  5. burnttatertot

    burnttatertot butt tuck zoomies
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    what a clown
     
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  6. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
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  7. GrizzliesDrew

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    The ones who record and post their own demise are the most fascinating ones.
     
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  8. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Guys probably love the sopranos
     
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  9. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    She deserves worse

    And she is probably going to do something dumber now that they have less to lose
     
  10. HotMic

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    Those accents are almost as disgusting.

    :blech:
     
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  11. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Old, fat white people showing their privilege encapsulates America more than any single thing i can think of.
     
  12. Mister Me Too

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    Those old white guys look like someone kept cloning a clone of Rudy Giuliani.
     
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  13. RSK

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    Yo mudders a whoa
     
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  14. Popovio

    Popovio The poster formerly known as "MouseCop"
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    I'm kind of glad these racist/ covidiots are so emboldened as to reveal themselves in public on a daily basis now. Reading a new article about some dumb asshole who lost his job is like a daily helping of schadenfreude.
     
  15. nexus

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    That’s what they get for thinkin’ they’re betta than them
     
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  16. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    this woman was hit by a fire department pickup truck yesterday in downtown asheville and is now in critical condition
     
  17. HotMic

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    [​IMG]
     
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  18. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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  19. pearl

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    Live, laugh, love records
    :pffft:
     
  20. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  21. John McGuirk

    John McGuirk member of the blue tiger club
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  22. GrizzliesDrew

    GrizzliesDrew Fuck Freeze
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  23. Gaknight

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  24. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    I laughed way too hard at this
     
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  25. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    It’s cheesy, but spot on
     
  26. GrizzliesDrew

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    i loved the "it's my right"
     
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  27. Duck70

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    so indignant :roll:
     
  28. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  29. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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  30. The Blackfish

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    Roll Tide
     
  31. pearl

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    damn...
     
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  32. Charles DeMar

    Charles DeMar Smug Outlaw
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  33. One Two

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    :banderas:

    background: older guy asked “why are y’all playing n***** music?”

    young guy paid for his haircut and asked if he could talk to him outside for a civil discussion. This happened
     
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  34. Bruce Wayne

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    Guess he found out what the fuck that kid was gonna do
     
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  35. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    “Do you want some more”

    “no”.

    lol
     
  36. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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  37. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    She lives in public housing. Hope she gets kicked out.
     
  38. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
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  39. nexus

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    “What could possibly be more emasculating than having someone else pay for your $7.99 haircut?”


    Oh.
     
  40. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    She hasn't worked in seven years?
     
  41. GrizzliesDrew

    GrizzliesDrew Fuck Freeze
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  42. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    that’s how you troll.
     
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  43. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    I enjoyed The Offspring playing in the background during that fight. Felt like watching a movie
     
  44. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    Just witnessed a Karen freakout outside of a ChickFilA (here in Birmingham/Irondale). Wasn't close enough to hear the details but an employee did look to be recording so hopefully it'll make its way onto the internet soon.
     
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  45. GrizzliesDrew

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    If you can't be happy with CFA customer service, you're a fucking asshole.
     
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  46. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    There was a HUGE (20-25 car) line in the drive through and they were taking orders on tablets out in the two lane line that feeds into the standard one lane. From what I could tell, she was in the drive through line and had already ordered but still had 6-8 cars in front of her waiting to get their food. She left her car parked in line and was out by the front door of the store yelling at employees. Then another lady got out of her own car (about 2 cars behind Karen) and walked up to the commotion area and demanded her food from an employee I think because about 60 seconds later someone rushed out the door with a bag of food and gave it to lady #2. All the while Karen is still yelling at employees in the parking lot.

    By this point, I was leaving with food after having used the app and curbside pickup and spending maybe 5 minutes at ChickFilA total. :smug:
     
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  47. Hank Scorpio

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    That still only takes 5 min to get through. I'm always amazed by Chic Fil A's efficiency.
     
  48. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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  49. texasraider

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    Was driving yesterday and two cop cars were outside of schlotzki’s. A lady with no mask was standing outside the entrance with no mask waving her arms to the cops while not wearing a mask. I’m just going to assume it was because her freedoms were taken away and she couldn’t get a cinnebon