the karen thread aka the official freak out thread

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  1. dump

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    how do I go about supporting your business

    if I or someone else on here would want to
     
  2. Bankz

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    • Place an order with us by:
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      • Local Family
    If you want to support I would just ask you directly message me via PM or Cell to give me a heads up. I wouldn't want our staff to prepare an order that is intended to go to the food bank or doctors office before we set up with location.
     
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  3. Emma

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    ”Membership is subject to any and all rules adopted by Costco including our privacy policies and practices, and they may be amended from time to time without notice.”
     
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  4. beist

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    The nasa shirt killed me
     
  5. Daniel Ocean

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    There is so much stupid in this world.
     
  6. Mister Me Too

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    “He’s taking all my stuff”

    If you’re waiting to be checked out and you have not paid it’s not your stuff.

    :booger:
     
  7. Doc Louis

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    It's even funnier since they've had it out with people on nextdoor complaining about break-ins at their brewery not realizing they were on it and lived in the same neighborhood
     
  8. BrickTamland

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    I have no idea the origins of this smiley but it makes me laugh every time.
     
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  9. racer

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    It’s booger
     
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  10. fucktx

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  11. One Two

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  12. Bruce Wayne

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    Of course it's a black driver being harrassed. Fucking racists
     
  13. lazy bum

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    that Costco employee handled that really well. I wouldn't have that kind of patience with those morons.
     
  14. Joey Freshwater

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    “And I’m not doing it cause I woke up in a free country...”

    :facepalm:
     
  15. fattus

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    We have a Karen here in quarantine. She’s a nurse practitioner and argues with the med nurse every time she takes her 5 million meds. If she is in the med line go do something else for half an hour.
     
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  16. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Lenin not know the origin of the Karen meme is all white women is very on brand.
     
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  17. HotMic

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    This one seems staged to me
     
  18. HotMic

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  19. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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  20. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Well yeah, unlimited data is an offer you cannot refuse.
     
  21. fucktx

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  22. Todd Bonzales

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    The only one that feels staged is the Starbucks one.
     
  23. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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  24. HotMic

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    cunt
     
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  25. Fusiontegra

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    In FL, that shit would be dry in about 8 minutes and I'd have every fucking kid in the neighborhood over there.
     
  26. Shiggityshwo

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    I like how she unknowingly acknowledges the point of sidewalk chalk with her rain question
     
  27. Joey Freshwater

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    the absolute meltdown she would have would be :chefkiss:
     
  28. Daniel Ocean

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    for a normal person they almost all look staged.
     
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  29. fucktx

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  30. fucktx

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  31. fucktx

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  32. BuckeyeRiot

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    That dude in the Costco one screams Ohio.
     
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  33. BudKilmer

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    if Jedi Karen were black, that cop would have emptied the clip in her
     
  34. One Two

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    This is one of my favorite old ones
     
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  35. racer

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    Get your little pecker out of this thread, you bitch!
     
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  36. racer

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  37. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Holy shit
     
  38. Doc Louis

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    Felt that way about the Starbucks worker
     
  39. Todd Bonzales

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    The grin before, the fact that the video stops immediately after the coffee is thrown, and unless I’m missing other news, a hot coffee being thrown on a young girl would probably cause a blip on the radar.
     
  40. Whammy Business

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    Do you even Starbys, bro? Clear cup = iced coffee.
     
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  41. Todd Bonzales

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    Ohhhhhhhhh
     
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  42. Daniel Ocean

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    you had me convinced.
     
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  43. Todd Bonzales

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    I’m still skeptical. Cutting off the video may have been concealing the laughter. I’M NOT SOLD AND I WANT MY MONEY BACK FROM THIS SCAM.
     
  44. The Hotch

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    This is quickly becoming one of the best threads around
     
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  45. fucktx

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    another karen harassing a black guy.... who happens to be a cop... who happens to be her neighbor

     
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  46. Where Eagles Dare

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    Really amazing

    "Black man in police uniform next to police car"

    White Karen ain't having that so she honks her horn bc he's definitely breaking into her complex.

    :roll: so he writes her a ticket :laugh:
     
  47. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    But you bought it! And now you can’t return it!
     
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  48. GrizzliesDrew

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    Am I the only one who can’t get imgur files to play for shit?
     
  49. racer

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    Same. iOS safari.
     
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