the karen thread aka the official freak out thread

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  1. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    They should get to take turns hitting him with a wrench. Have that as a stipulation in the new union negotiation.
     
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  2. beist

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    I need to ask my parents how much they are worth. It must be at least $3 million because we all fly delta.
     
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  3. Constant

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    You can be suspended for doing things that are legal.

    Meanwhile, that crew is suspended long enough for everybody at the airline to buy them drinks and to plausibly tell the $2M parents' lawyers that they were suspended for their actions.
     
  4. TC

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    We taped a kid to his cot at summer camp once. Good times
     
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  5. Constant

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    Was he threatening you with his parents' $$$?
     
  6. TC

    TC Eli Porter is a mindset
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    Seemed least likely to fight back :ohdear:
     
  7. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    spoiler alert: he became a serial killer
     
  8. Constant

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    bi3Ha4.gif
     
  9. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    I would imagine it's suspended with pay for them to "investigate" and then reward them.
     
  10. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    Ohio. :shocker:

    https://meaww.com/ohio-man-maxwell-...nes-groped-female-attendant-punched-male-crew
     
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  11. Doc Louis

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    It seems like it should just be mandatory paid time away to get over having to deal with that shit. kinda thought an air marshal handled stuff like that too.
     
  12. OZ2

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  13. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Poor kids. JFC
     
  14. Bruce Wayne

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    Seems fake
     
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  15. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    after watching it again I think you’re probably right
     
  16. pearl

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    These people must be stopped

     
  17. Hoss Bonaventure

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    That woman does not wash her hands after taking a shit. Fact.
     
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  18. Mister Me Too

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  19. Bruce Wayne

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    If COVID changes one thing about society hopefully it's we can treat people like her and others that molest all the produce in grocery stores as the menaces that they are
     
  20. THEBLUERAIDER

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    I wonder why she hates these particular germs? Can’t put my finger on it.
     
  21. Mister Me Too

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    Yes, I’m completely in the dark on that one.
     
  22. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I've asked people to stop finger fucking the produce at a grocery store more than once during the pandemic.
     
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  23. TC

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    The other day I realized I only needed one onion instead of two. So I put one back while looking sneakily around to see if anyone was watching

    [​IMG]
     
  24. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    If that lady is literally filming herself licking things in the store, how in the hell has she not been banned from there yet?
     
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  25. southlick

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  26. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I can’t wait for the unintentionally ironic protest over this movie.
     
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  27. AHebrewToo

    AHebrewToo Albino Hebrew Extraordinaire
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    You think the "fuck your feelings" crowd will get their feelings hurt?
     
  28. Emma

    Emma Wisconsin
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  29. 40wwttamgib

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    “ma’am this is a Wendy’s”

    - a smart man

    -me
     
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  30. TC

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    "Some of those who wear scrubs

    Run anti-vaccine subs"

    Haha
     
  31. Constant

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    To be fair, probably some of them are demonic entities.
     
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  32. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I'd love to know which hospital that piece of shit works at.
     
  33. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    Nah. Fuck skateboarders.
     
  34. BamaNug

    BamaNug Half is a lie, but the good part's true
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    [​IMG]
     
  35. Emma

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    Wait till she realizes Los Angeles, Sacramento and most other large cities in California are Spanish words
     
  36. Daniel Ocean

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    If that’s what you got from that? You might be a Karen.
     
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  37. Killy Me Please

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    Yes. Im a Karen because he's skateboarding in a place he's not supposed to and instead of just ignoring her starts screaming at an old woman.
     
  38. Constant

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    Your response wasn't "that guy's part of the problem here". It was "fuck skateboarders".

    See the difference?
     
  39. Daniel Ocean

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    Lol would you like to speak to the manager or would you prefer corporates number?
     
  40. bro

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    Killy me please is a low key awful poster
     
  41. Daniel Ocean

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    not to mention she was telling him he had no business there because he didn’t live there. I wonder what about him made her believe he didn’t belong there.
     
  42. Killy Me Please

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    That's a stretch. All I heard was that it was the policy for no skateboards. Get over it. He's a douche.
     
  43. Daniel Ocean

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    watch the video again it literally starts because she is telling him he doesn’t belong there because he doesn’t have a lease. He asks her how she knows and she she replies “well I don’t” it’s a white bitch assuming a young black man doesn’t belong somewhere. So yeah fuck that racist bitch and you for defending her.
     
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  44. Killy Me Please

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    No dummy. She's saying that if he had a lease hed know he can't skateboard there. So yeah I can understand why she's being a cunt. But also. He's a grown man and she's an old broad. Screaming at her like a lunatic isn't cool. But go lick his sketchers if you want.
     
  45. Daniel Ocean

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    Lol white guy capping for a racist white bitch color me shocked. At least all that can happen now is the bitch cries and you can pretend to be a tough
    guy. Go fuck yourself you low key bitch.
     
  46. Daniel Ocean

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    Imagine capping for a Karen in the Karen thread. lol
     
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  47. soulfly

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    We cape for non-whites and cap whites, bud. Get it together.
     
  48. Daniel Ocean

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    lol