the karen thread aka the official freak out thread

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  1. dtx

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  2. Nandor the Relentless

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    Daniel Ocean getting pwned but what I am assuming is 4chan lol
     
  3. Nandor the Relentless

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    Not only do I always put my cart away, either at the designated areas in the parking lot or just back to the store if I’m parked close to the store, but I will also help organize all the carts if it’s one of them places that has different types of carts.

    Stop being a lazy piece of shit, Daniel Ocean
     
  4. marcus

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    Yeah, I’ve gotta say, the cart-laziness thing is one of my most loathed acts in life.
     
  5. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    God damn, don't know if I've ever seen something so accurately describe middle aged and older white "church going" women in the south.
     
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  6. Artoo

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    Losing a lot of respect for beo for being a lazy Cart bitch and standing up for that Karen
     
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  7. racer

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    Team put the cart away. I’ll push them together if they’re lined up in the corral, but not together. I will not organize the different sizes of carts and flat beds.
     
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  8. duc15

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    When keeping it real goes wrong

     
  9. duc15

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    here’s why the officer pulled her over and gave her an $80 ticket originally. This is what she was driving.

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  10. Daddy Rabbit

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  11. buckwild

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    Is it OK to swing on Karen there?
     
  12. BuckeyeRiot

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    One of life’s simple pleasures is ramming the cart into the cart corral like your driving a derby car at the fair hopped up on Sudafed and Mountain Dew.
     
  13. blind dog

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    I hope if that happened to me I hope I could constrain myself from knocking her out
     
  14. Artoo

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    She's right. It's a dog park. There's a high probability that some dog will attack a duck on a string. That guy is a moron.
     
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  15. dtx

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    god i’m so glad people decided to start filming everything

    these vids make for tremendous content and these shit people get called out for being assholes
     
  16. duc15

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    As a former grocery store employee the worst were the people who could get the carts like 90% of the way to the corral but then couldn’t get it all the way in. People who parked on the edges of lots and left carts there were the best. Once a day I could then say I’m going to get all the loose carts and waste an hour doing that over bagging someone’s groceries
     
  17. pearl

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  18. AIP

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    My 1st job was bagging and carts, loved doing carts, I would go out back 1st and get high and wander the lot, would take me hours
     
  19. Daniel Ocean

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    shawn? Don’t care. Artoo? Sucks but he has been angry lately so I’ll let it go. But, you? This one hurts. I’ll change I promise. Please don’t go. I swear I’ll change.
     
  20. Killy Me Please

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  21. Killy Me Please

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    Is that a duck? The fuck does it look like lady, a yellow Dobermann?
     
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  22. TC

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    Daniel Ocean you savage I'm gonna bring this up in every thread now
     
  23. Lenin

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    D.O.: Makes post refuting our post

    Us: Yeah well you don’t even put the cart back where it belongs, you savage

    D.O.: [​IMG]
     
  24. TC

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    Wanna hear about my Karen thing? I get extremely annoyed when people at the apartments leave their unwanted mail on top of the boxes instead of placing in the trash can right next to them. (Or worse, in the outgoing mail bin!!!!) I've become annoyed enough to leave it on the vehicle/doorstep of people before
     
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  25. Daniel Ocean

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    ive learned my lesson. I just went to Costco not to shop but just to return carts. I feel like I’ve even up.
     
  26. cutig

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    Grown ass Disney people are so fucking weird.
     
  27. blind dog

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    we all owe bertwing a debt of gratitude for "accidentally" deleting their weirdo thread
     
  28. BellottiBold

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    I actually feel bad for verizon mafia lady and don't feel like that's an appropriate Karen usage.
    There's a different crazy at work there.

    maybe the jedi weirdo too
     
  29. Daniel Ocean

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  30. Duck Smoker

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    You and all present day cart wranglers are most welcome. I always park at the farthest away, highest point of a grocery store lot. I don't mind walking. Never return my cart - I'm not taking away jobs away from hard-working American teenagers looking to make a buck to buy weed with by walking the cart back and saving grocery management another nickel for their yachts. And now I find out how much I'm appreciated by the staff who go the edges of the lot to get those carts and enjoy escaping bagging food for Karens. You've made my day, thanks for posting that.

    I'm not a heathen though, I put wheels up on the curb so it can't roll away and hit cars.
     
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  31. BrickTamland

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    How would you rank it against driving in the passing lane?
     
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  32. Nandor the Relentless

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    I too enjoyed cart duty, well as much as you can for that kind of job. My favorite time to do it was at closing shift because I couldn’t stop until all the carts were in so every time some late straggler came out I’d have to go get their cart. Complete inefficient usage of time but I wasn’t bagging groceries.

    Was also easy to get away and do shit on the phone when in cart duty. I was in a strat-o-matic basketball league and we always did our annual rookie/free agent draft in the summer. I did the draft while on cart duty.
     
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  33. BrickTamland

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    I like the game of “can I slam these carts together without sending the lead cart sailing across the lot.”
     
  34. Degausser

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    Non cart returners are just a notch below people who stand right outside store exits smoking cigarettes.
     
  35. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Yes
     
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  36. The Blackfish

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    Woah woah woah, without the Disney thread, marcus would have never returned to us.
     
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  37. marcus

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    This is good work. Absolved.


    The cart thing is worse.


    I enjoy it quite a bit, especially with two kids to take there now. However, I’m a huge fucking loser, so it’s no surprise.

    Also, they started a new thread for us! Yay!
     
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  38. dtx

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    disney world is fun

    the people who are over the top about it are not
     
  39. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    It's fun and I had a good time last year, as much as you can with a 2 year old, but there are some very very weirdly obsessed mostly white trash people like the girl posted above.
     
  40. audrew

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    I'm not a violent person. But, blows would have rained down on her incessantly if she coughed in my face like that.
     
  41. UncleJesse

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    Can we please take this to the shopping cart thread and get back on track about the Karens?
     
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  42. BrickTamland

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    That link gave me full blown AIDS.

    Here’s the article in case anyone wants to read without getting the AIDS.
    Texas park employee caught lying police she was being 'run over'
    By Chris Dyer For Mailonline 08:04 EDT 13 Sep 2018 , updated 14:14 EDT 13 Sep 2018

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    A park employee in has been fired after she called the police falsely claiming a visitor was running her over.

    The gate attendant, who was a contractor with the US Army Corps of Engineers at the Cedar Breaks Park in Lake Georgetown, lost her job after she called 911 and repeatedly screamed down the phone 'he's running me over', even though the vehicle was not moving.

    Driver Chris Hampshire posted a video of the incident, which happened at around 8.47pm on August 25, on social media showing worker Judine Reed begging police to come and help.

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    Judine Reed screamed down the phone to police 'he's running me over', even though the car was not moving and the driver was standing outside the vehicle
    In the two-minute clip viewed more than 150,000 times on YouTube and shared over 16,000 times on Facebook, the woman shouts down a phone in her hand 'he's a lunatic and he's video-taping me' before repeatedly shouting for 'Mike' to come and help.

    She then told Hampshire 'you're in serious trouble, you're going to jail' and when he asked why she yelled, 'you're hurting me, you just ran over me'.

    As she stood in front of his car the woman says to police, 'please hurry' and 'he's still moving' as she banged on the car's bonnet, even though he was standing outside the stationary vehicle recording the bizarre exchange.

    He then got back in his car and tried to drive off saying 'I have done nothing wrong' as the agitated woman tries to shut the open gate and screamed 'I want him arrested' as she blocked his path.

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    Reed blocked Chris Hampshire's path and said 'you're in serious trouble, you're going to jail' as he tried to leave the Cedar Breaks Park in Lake Georgetown, Texas
    Writing on YouTube, Hampshire said he was stopped by Reed after he accidentally turned towards the wrong exit after using his jetski.

    He said: 'The situation was me leaving a lake with my Jetski. Accidentally steered down the wrong exit while leaving, this parks and rec worker happened to be outside.

    'She saw me correct myself and I was about to leave the main exit point. At that point she started telling me she was calling the cops and I wasn't allowed to leave.

    'I said no ma'am you're mistaken, you can't hold me here. She jumped in front of my car then this is when I pulled out my phone... shortly after the video ended she stepped out of the way to talk to the park rangers and I voiced that I was leaving being that this was unlawful from the beginning and I didn't do anything illegal.

    'About a mile down the road I see 15 officers with sirens and lights speed pass me (they legitimately thought someone was being run over) quickly a few officers turned around, pulled me over and talk to me about what happened. Thankfully they were very calm and shortly after showing the video I was let go.'

    Reed was a contract worker with the US Army Corps of Engineers at the Cedar Breaks Park but her contract was not renewed, a spokesman for the Army Corps of Engineers told .

    Randy Cephus would not confirm why her contract was not renewed but added it was more 'beneficial that she go on her way'.

    Two Corps of Engineer Rangers overheard the radio call and went to the guardhouse to investigate.

    The Rangers did not see any injuries to Reed or damage to the vehicle and decided no assault charge would be pursued, police said.

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    When two US Army Corps of Engineer Rangers overheard the radio call and went to the guardhouse to investigate, they found no injuries to Reed or damage to the vehicle
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    Judine Reed, who was a contract worker with the US Army Corps of Engineers, did not have her contract renewed following the incident last month
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    Judine Reed, who was a contract worker with the US Army Corps of Engineers, did not have her contract renewed following the incident last month
    Forth Worth District of the US Army Corps of Engineers, who operates the park, wrote in a statement on its website: 'We are aware of an incident which occurred with one of our contracted gate attendants at Cedar Breaks Park, Lake Georgetown.

    'We neither condone nor support this sort of behavior by our employees or contractors.

    'The incident occurred on August 25 and the gate attendant is no longer at the park or providing contracted gate attendant duties at any of our lakes.

    'Our goal is to offer a pleasant and safe recreation experience for all our guests.' [//SPOILER]
     
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  43. Blu Tang Clan

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    If you're an adult at Disney and are a) not going with kids or b) not on a date I'm instantly skeptical of your motives. That skepticism increases exponentially with every year you advance past 30 as a male.
     
  44. cutig

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    Going with kids isn't what is was referring to fwiw.
     
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  45. Where Eagles Dare

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
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  46. AbeFroman

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    I love that the Karens film them.

    "I'm gonna film this so everyone sees how bad you are, minimum wage worker." - Karen

    "Fuck you Karen." - world
     
  47. BellottiBold

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    when she feels the need to mention disney in the profile on the dating app
     
  48. racer

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    I like to see how far away from the corral I can land a shot from.
     
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  49. Nandor the Relentless

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    What if you’re going with platonic friends?