The MAGA Tears thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by hood b. goode, Nov 4, 2020.

  1. dtx

    dtx ruthkanda forever
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  2. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Biden died on the way back to his home planet
     
  3. BlazingRebel

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    Reads like a Bunker post imv
     
  4. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    Executed after a military tribunal
     
  5. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL

    The wankiest of wanking motions to all this.

     
  6. BellottiBold

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    "It means actually understanding conservative principles and understanding how those principles make for superior governance and policy solutions."

    :roll:
     
  7. Vito Corleone

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    This made my head hurt


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  8. Whammy Business

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    At least Terry used the right form of you’re. That’s a solid win for mouth breathers.
     
  9. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL

    The site Crenshaw posted his "let's be better, guys" screed literally sells a Leftist Tears tumbler. Its editor in chief made his entire career on "owning the libs," more than any other right-wing personality.

    Record setting levels of lack of self-awareness.
     
  10. BlazingRebel

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  11. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  12. BlazingRebel

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  13. The Blackfish

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    A DeSantis/Crenshaw ticket :gross:
     
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  14. Josey Wales

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    Gillum is problematic but ya know what? I’m gonna go watch the hit dog will holler clip, because fuck Ron.
     
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  15. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    I've always hoped for a man with an eye patch to reach great heights in this country but not like this
     
  16. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    those chuds on rivals fucking LOVE desantis
     
  17. Constant

    Constant Meh
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  18. Fran Tarkenton

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    Everyone should read this book

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  19. Vito Corleone

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    This is why this country has no hope until the Boomer generation is no longer near a voting majority


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  20. BellottiBold

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    The fact that I need more than social security is the clearest proof I could possibly offer you that I have been "responsible" for 50 years!
     
  21. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis You did it! Congratulations!
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    One giant FYGM generation.
     
  22. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis You did it! Congratulations!
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    Boomer playbook:

    Generally raise children to be compassionate, tell them they must go to college, and tell them they should do what they love.
    Tell them video games and violent music will rot their brain and make them violent criminals.
    Continually gut funding to higher education leading to massive student debt.
    Resist raising minimum wage.
    Be primarily responsible for the housing crisis and recession.
    Tell children who went to college and incurred debt that it's their stupid fault for not becoming a doc/lawyer/stem major/plumber.
    Tell them it's their fault that they can't move out and afford their own home.
    Get divorced at a historic rate.
    Call them snowflakes for caring about other non-white straight et al humans.
    Give your children's generation hell for getting married later and having fewer kids.
    Get involved in an internet conspiracy that is a big part of a coup.
    Take from SS/Mcare but resist funding any other public health or welfare program.

    Leave your children's generation as the first generation that's worse off than their parents

    EDIT:

    Tell us not to be racist and that anyone could be president.
    Lose your shit over a black president.
    Elect Donald Trump
     
    #923 Bo Pelinis, Feb 19, 2021
    Last edited: Feb 19, 2021
  23. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Lol suck our dicks boomers, have fun dying
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  24. 40wwttamgib

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    i like my VPs with two eyes
     
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  25. Vito Corleone

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    I got a job at a grocery store as soon as I turned 14. I'm sorry grandpa that I didnt show responsibility by starting to work earlier
     
  26. dtx

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    imagine desantis as the next president

    we’ll have covid 50 by the time anyone’s able to reverse any of the shit he’d do
     
  27. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Hardest of passes
     
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  28. Vito Corleone

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  29. Barves2125

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    That dragon shirt :ahh:
     
  30. seanofthedead86

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  31. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    That mower is not on and that kid has no idea how to use it. (Look at his left hand.)
    That kid is soft and spoiled and has never had to work for anything in his life.
     
  32. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
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    It also looks like a new model mower. Not some 40 year old mower.
     
  33. BumpingNasties

    BumpingNasties Kissing Babies and Hugging Mommas...the Dabo way!
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    Why is that kid wearing capri jorts?
     
  34. REGGNECK

    REGGNECK You wanna know what I been down , DONT BOTHER ME
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    Clamdiggers
     
  35. 40wwttamgib

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    so “private citizen” trump is still in charge of the military? These people can’t keep up with the bullshit they spew. Quite impressive.
     
  36. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    amazing patriotism on display
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  37. Can I Spliff it

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    Man Gavin really sounds like he separated himself from the Proud Boys like he said he did.
     
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  38. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    he is still POTUS. If your average citizen realize that it would blow their minds so tump is allowing Biden to pretend to be potus.
     
  39. 40wwttamgib

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    have parents that love you enough to make you Gavin
     
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  40. Can I Spliff it

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  41. chet fire

    chet fire Man in Members Only jacket

    Oh yeah, I remember him.

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  42. Vito Corleone

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    All we have to do fam


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  43. blotter

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    not maga tears, but the Mom tattoo tangent:

     
  44. dtx

    dtx ruthkanda forever
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  45. RSK

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    I thought this was the nba thread and was gonna ask if you're drunk.

    Turns out I'm the drunk one. Carry on
     
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  46. Drew Swinney Esq

    Drew Swinney Esq You've gotta be on the team to get a ring.
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  47. MtOread

    MtOread chopped and scrooged
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    Lmao