The MAGA Tears thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by hood b. goode, Nov 4, 2020.

  1. The Banks

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    Not to mention they have yet to accept the result.
     
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  2. *DIESEL*

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    That's because the majority of them haven't hit the anger stage of grief yet. Still in the denial phase.
     
  3. 40wwttamgib

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    looking forward to the growth of this thread
     
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  4. IV

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    most likely to explode Jan 20th
     
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  5. Iron Mickey

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    The Obamapocalypse thread was funny. I have a feeling the Bidenpocalypse thread won't be. They're gone.
     
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  6. Nandor the Relentless

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    Who is they?
     
  7. AlternativeFactsRule

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    I think the obamapocalypse thread was mostly just Spliff posting chud memes to mock them.
     
  8. Iron Mickey

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    hardcore right wingers
     
  9. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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  11. BWC

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    :banderas:
     
  12. BlazingRebel

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  13. Emma

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  14. IV

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    Woke up still pissed off
     
  15. Iron Mickey

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    i meant that the wing of the country that posts stuff isn’t funny anymore— they’re insane
     
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  16. Redav

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    Yeah it stops being funny when they become the captain
     
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  17. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    And when they’ve been actively courted, encouraged, and radicalized for 4 years.
     
  18. Redav

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    The dangers of playing to the base
     
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  19. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    God friended her
     
  20. Hank Scorpio

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    "Haha you’re a joke dude. I’m still waiting to see how this all shakes out.
    I’m fine if Biden wins in the end,I just want it to be legit, that’s it.

    His policies are trash but you will learn that for yourself if he wins.

    You wrote me to tell me all this? I see you haven’t changed at all. Congrats on siding with the party that’s ok with killing babies, believing there are endless amounts of genders and promoting the idea that children should be able to change their sex.

    If you wrote me to strike a nerve or make a point it didn’t work. Just makes you look petty, so keep holding tight to your white guilt and equality bullshit.
    I support equal opportunity not equal outcome. Maybe there’s some personal reasons why you have so much guilt for being white and growing up with a good family? Might want to explore that.

    There is a lot you have to learn. Enjoy teaching your kids that you thinks it’s ok to kill babies and change their sex.

    And you think I look dumb??

    Have a good life dude.
    This note to me didn’t accomplish what you thought it would. It just confirms you are exactly who I thought you were.
    ✌"

    :roll:
     
  21. Daniel Ocean

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    totes didn’t strike a nerve
     
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  22. BudKilmer

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    That guy totally isn’t mad. Nope not mad at all
     
  23. Hank Scorpio

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    He was so not mad that he blocked me on all platforms shortly after.

    I'm really regretting deleting/not screen shotting all the batshit stuff he's sent me over the last 5 months.
     
  24. —

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    A friend just sent me a link to 4chan and my god I could just post the whole thread. Also its frightening.
     
  25. Hank Scorpio

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    Do it
     
  26. El Tiburon

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    Yes?
     
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  28. racer

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    :roll:

    Good joke asking me, a normal human, to do the impossible
     
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  30. bryix

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    o jesus i just opened the link in firefox, whcih I don't have an ad blocker installed on. Giant banner of a hentai chick getting railed. What a cool group of dudes on that site!
     
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    Also reminds me about early days of this board, where one of the best attractions was the fact we could have porn as sigs and avatars :roll:
     
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  33. Beeds07

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    The moment we all learned his baldness was his trigger was :banderas:
     
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  34. BamaNug

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    I mean, "fucking touch me!" -- are you gonna beat up a chick? Like what the fuck is the matter with people?

    America's greatest trick was convincing the world that FL is a beautiful place. Outside of a (small) handful of areas, that state is complete fucking gutter trash.

    I am always dumbfounded at many non-US citizens want to go to Orlando to see Disney.
     
  35. LKRFN

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    Thank God there was a camera there. Can't imagine what this POS would have done otherwise.

    Hair comment was amazing though.
     
  36. What?
     
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  37. BamaNug

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    In my anecdotal experience, a lot of non-US citizens think FL is, for the most part, beautiful sunny beaches and Disney World and sunshine and rainbows.
     
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  38. Bricktop the white

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    there's a reason so many people refer to Florida as Tallahassee and the seven dwarves.

    The whole state has been riding Tallahassee's coattails for the past 60 years.
     
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  39. LetItSoak

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    My wife and are both from Florida and we generally tell people it's the best things (beautiful beaches, theme parks etc) and the worst things (basically everything away from the coast).
     
  40. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Tf is so special about Tallahassee?
     
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  41. Bricktop the white

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    Tallahassee is a beacon of knowledge blazing out across a black sea of ignorance
     
  42. LetItSoak

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    Because of the universities it has a really high avg educational attainment and is deep blue as a result. Everything around it is basically Mississippi
     
  43. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Tallahassee has also conquered the jockocracy by favoring the enlightened pursuits of academia over silly pursuits like football
     
  44. Vito Corleone

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  45. LetItSoak

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    Won't somebody think of the corporations!?!?!?
     
  46. IV

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    this reminds me back in 2012, I was perusing this site at work and opened a spoiler in like a basketball thread and was surprised to find a naked transvestite, so thanks for that whoever it was
     
  47. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    3 years and you hadn’t learned yet.
     
  48. IV

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    :roll: you’re right but I was like, “oh basketball....that’s not basketball”
     
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