The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then Bigfoot

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  1. Biship

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    Sign me right the fuck up for this
     
  2. BrickTamland

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  3. DrTomOsbourne

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    Looks awesome.

    We need more movies whose concepts we're thought of over a few blunts and acid squares.
     
  4. DrTomOsbourne

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    Dbl post
     
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  5. Tobias

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    i guess i am in the extreme minority here but that looks awful
     
  6. JeremyLambsFace

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    I wouldn't say it looks awful but the concept sounds like bad fiction fourth graders would write for class assignments
     
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  8. Biship

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    Damn it Couldn't find it

    Mods merge tia
     
  9. Wu

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    I have no idea where they’re going with it or what the intent is

    But I’m 100% in
     
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  10. Redav

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    I laughed at "you're the last resort." I lost at the idea of the FBI getting an old man to kill Big Foot.
     
  11. herb.burdette

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    I’m still waiting for the sequel to this:

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  12. Redav

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    It's getting 85% on RT so I guess people like it so far. I would not have guessed.
     
  13. DUCKMOUTH

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    Seems kind of like a grown up version of Big Fish or whatever it was.

    Will watch
     
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    so more Seth Rogan and James Franco movies?
     
  15. soulfly

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    What?
     
  16. DUCKMOUTH

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    Dude tells stories about dad or grandpa then those stories end up being true.

    Been awhile since I saw it, but that’s seems to be what a remember.
     
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  17. wes tegg

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    I’m shocked Les Miles isn’t in it.
     
  18. * J Y *

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  19. blind dog

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    I'm still unsure if that's a troll even after googling it
     
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  20. Daniel Ocean

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    Book was good
     
  21. Eathan Edwards

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    I'm just thinking of how incredible it would be to overhear this pitch meeting to the financiers about the plot.
     
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  22. AIOLICOCK

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    Reminds me of one of my all time favorite wkuk skits

     
  23. Eathan Edwards

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    Yea I’ve never dealt with film much. But just thinking of that pivot from “older war vet” to contract Bigfoot killer is fucking slaying me
     
  24. wes tegg

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    What’s incredible is that it could be two separate very shitty movie ideas.
     
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  25. Eathan Edwards

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    It’s close to theee honestly with the whole apocalypse angle.
     
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  26. Clown Baby

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    I love the idea that there’s some relatedness between infiltrating the third Reich to assassinate Hitler and hunting/killing Bigfoot
     
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  27. wes tegg

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    Also, when is this thing set? He’s a WWII vet grandfather of a guy played by a 51 year old.
     
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    I think you mean Secondhand Lions?
     
  29. Schadenfred

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    I'm impressed by that trailer. I'm impressed because it simultaneously portrays the movie to be as great as Schindler's List and as bad as Ishtar.
     
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  30. herb.burdette

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    The movie was entertaining, nothing great, but not bad.
     
  31. fish

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    Anything's better than yet another Superhero movie.
     
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  32. Jigga

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    Wrong
     
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    They had me at Ron Livingston.