The Michigan Fanbase planned an attempt to kidnap their governor

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  1. Goose

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    #1 Goose, Oct 8, 2020
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  2. HammerDown

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    LOL @ Michigan fans.
     
    #2 HammerDown, Oct 8, 2020
  3. bwi2

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    :dubioustrump:
     
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  4. dblplay1212

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    Michigan fans are used to their offense being thwarted.
     
    #4 dblplay1212, Oct 8, 2020
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  5. PSU12

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    This type of thread and post is exactly the type of thread and post someone would make to throw people off the scent
     
    #5 PSU12, Oct 8, 2020
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  6. Bruce Wayne

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    I just want to go on record that I voted for her and was not involved in this plot.

    no further questions
     
    #6 Bruce Wayne, Oct 8, 2020
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  7. DeToxRox

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  8. DeToxRox

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    And Kent is a Sparty town
     
    #8 DeToxRox, Oct 8, 2020
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  9. beist

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    we still have good beer and lakes here.
     
    #9 beist, Oct 8, 2020
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  10. Bruce Wayne

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    Just outside of Gotham eh?

    :iseeu:
     
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  11. Sir Phobos

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    traitors to a nation should be executed hth
     
    #11 Sir Phobos, Oct 8, 2020
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  12. Bruce Wayne

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    I wouldn't claim any right wing extremists once you pass Livingston County IMO
     
    #12 Bruce Wayne, Oct 8, 2020
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  13. The Banks

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    So that’s what Farva has been up to since his banishment
     
    #13 The Banks, Oct 8, 2020
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    Qalverines
     
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  15. M'ark Pepperonio

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    Wow antifa is out of control
     
    #15 M'ark Pepperonio, Oct 8, 2020
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  16. MtOread

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    This should be the inspiration for a Coen Brothers movie, in the style of Burn After Reading, about a failed kidnapping plot. Y'all Qaeda: the movie?
     
    #16 MtOread, Oct 8, 2020
  17. MtOread

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  18. ned's head

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    Fucking Republicans
     
    #18 ned's head, Oct 8, 2020
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  19. Fancy

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    go wulfs
     
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  20. IvanTheTerrible

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    Michael Cera gets to play this guy.
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  21. bro

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    Maybe, just maybe, the president shouldn’t promote the violent overthrow of state governments. But that’s just me
     
    #21 bro, Oct 8, 2020
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  22. Constant

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    Mich fans = wine-and-cheese eating, snobby, sweater-wearing liberal pussies.

    MSU fans = camo cargo-shorts-wearing, burger and fries eating, gun-toting redneck white supremacists.

    I don't know why this is hard for our out-of-state friends to keep straight.
     
    #22 Constant, Oct 8, 2020
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  23. RonBurgundy

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    Radical extremists
    Training compound
    Right wing ideology
    Domestic terrorism
    Illegal claiming 1997 National Championship.

    Venn diagram of Michigan GOP and ISIS pretty close to a circle, but not quite.
     
    #23 RonBurgundy, Oct 8, 2020
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  24. $P1

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    We would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you kids libs FBI
     
    #24 $P1, Oct 8, 2020
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  25. Wu

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    Maybe they should secede and set up an Appalachian State
     
    #25 Wu, Oct 8, 2020
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  26. IV

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  27. portlandspartan

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    Yeah ok WALMART WOLVIE
     
    #27 portlandspartan, Oct 8, 2020
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  28. $P1

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    Wanamaker's*
     
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  29. dtx

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  30. Todd Bonzales

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    As always, 100% of all Michigan fans on this very board secretly agree with this plot and potentially helped with it, too.
     
    #30 Todd Bonzales, Oct 8, 2020
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  31. timo

    timo What is the cost of lies?
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    Counterpoint:
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    #31 timo, Oct 8, 2020
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  32. M'ark Pepperonio

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    Is this how you would describe our beloved Governor? Big Gretch holds two degrees from MSU.

    Also, I really like wine. And cheeseburgers. Fuck.
     
    #32 M'ark Pepperonio, Oct 8, 2020
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  33. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Fuck Trump. He is destroying this country and I can’t believe some are so willing to let him do it.
     
    #33 Daniel Ocean, Oct 8, 2020
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  34. DUCKMOUTH

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    Trumps cult strikes again
     
    #34 DUCKMOUTH, Oct 8, 2020
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  35. dblplay1212

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    God bless that woman.
     
    #35 dblplay1212, Oct 8, 2020
  36. 20/20/20/20

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  37. Jack Parkman

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    #38 JGator1, Oct 8, 2020
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  39. Eathan Edwards

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    I thought this ad was a photo of the suspects initially and was very confused.

    Feel like there could have been a clearer separation there.
     
    #39 Eathan Edwards, Oct 8, 2020
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  40. Bruce Wayne

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    This is the sweet irony of these lunatics' undying support for the thin blue line, is they will not hesitate to shoot any cop dead in the street in furtherance of their lost cause
     
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  41. TylerDurden

    TylerDurden Oxygen makes you high

     
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  42. DetroitNole

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    Pretty much look exactly like I expected them to
     
    #42 DetroitNole, Oct 8, 2020
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  43. Jimmy Mac

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    Can someone on the team board delete our “Kidnap the governor” thread soon.....
     
    #43 Jimmy Mac, Oct 8, 2020
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  44. IvanTheTerrible

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  45. Jack Parkman

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    looks like the Tennessee Titans offensive line
     
    #45 Jack Parkman, Oct 8, 2020
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  46. ned's head

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    Strong felon vibes on appearance alone
     
    #46 ned's head, Oct 8, 2020
  47. CUtigers86

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    Was it going to be a peaceful kidnapping?
     
    #47 CUtigers86, Oct 8, 2020
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  48. Doc Louis

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    Looking forward to the movie about this, Moxin's 13
     
    #48 Doc Louis, Oct 8, 2020
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  49. DetroitNole

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  50. Eathan Edwards

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    That's almost like one of those "faces of meth" timelines
     
    #50 Eathan Edwards, Oct 8, 2020
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