The Michigan Fanbase planned an attempt to kidnap their governor

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  1. bertwing

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

    fucking good one dude
     
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  2. Artoo

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    IED's planted in bridges and playgrounds as a distraction were supposedly part of their plot.

    Cool.
     
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  3. Artoo

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    Weird, this is exactly what they think they were doing.
     
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  4. DetroitNole

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    I think it would have been fun to be undercover with them and see how outrageous of suggestions you could make to them and see what they'd actually go along with. I hope some of these meetings were secretly recorded to hear the ridiculous shit they thought would work
     
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  5. herb.burdette

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  6. Sir Phobos

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    the guys at Nuremberg thought they were in the right, too. I was fine with them hanging those guys and I'm totally fine with hanging militia plotting to kidnap elected officials.
     
  7. Sir Phobos

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  8. Kirk Fogg

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    All-time sliding doors moment for college football right here
     
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  10. Emma

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    Thread



     
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  11. Eathan Edwards

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    I was wondering about the incredible size of the guy's ears from the mugshot and I'll still didn't see those ear gauges coming.

    Total curveball.
     
  12. DetroitNole

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  13. Daniel Ocean

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    are you agreeing with the thread or calling it bullshit? The dude’s wife looks to be a Qtard (trumptard).
     
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  14. Emma

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    Yes
     
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  16. gritzy

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    I expected more beards
     
  17. Constant

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    Did they make them remove their Oakleys for the mug shots?
     
  18. gritzy

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    How exactly did they train?
     
  19. DetroitNole

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    Probably shot Ak47s at empty beer cans behind their trailers
     
  20. skiedfrillet

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    Eric Molitor gonna get marked as a fuck doll his first 5 min in the pen
     
  21. Doc Louis

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    Gonna have him crying for his dad MLB legend Paul Molitor to come save him.
     
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  22. Gunners

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    top left is bizarro Joey Bosa
     
  23. marcus

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  24. Butthead

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    Made me think me more of like B-movie Matthew McConeghey
     
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  26. steamengine

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    Just a couple of lone wolfs who found each other
     
  27. Doc Louis

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    The breakdowns by section are great. Not knowing where the governor mansion was and asking a realtor is a classic
     
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  29. Beeds07

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    This was the joke I was looking for :clap:
     
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  30. Bruce Wayne

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    Shirkey is a scumbag
     
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  31. Jake Barnes

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    In a country of 325 million people, if only .5% of them are retarded, selfish, psychopathic assholes, that’s still 1.5 million people.
     
  32. M'ark Pepperonio

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    Hate that motherfucker sooooo much. Heard he's considering a run for governor.
     
  33. Nandor the Relentless

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    These people cling to their 2nd amendment as if they are going to overthrow the government one day, yet they are too fucking stupid to even know how to use the internet.
     
  34. Doc Louis

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    Who knew they had Facebook too?!?!
     
  35. Dr. Richard Cranium

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    I've spent several minutes trying to link this to The State/Bearded Men of Space Station 11 joke and got nothing.
     
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  36. CUtigers86

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    So he’s antifa.

    This thread will die now that this guy isn’t a radical right winger. On to the next thing huh guys?
     
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  37. bro

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    This guy is alt-right Trump Twitter
     
  38. TylerDurden

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    can you even read?
     
  39. CUtigers86

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    I’m reading.

    What am I supposed to be reading? I see there are references to conservative/alt right ideaology, but for the most part these guys are aligned in their hate of government and hate law enforcement.

    They all hate black people i’m sure, but this sounds similar to bad actors in BLM and much closer to Antifa than “Republican”. Republicans are government and very pro law enforcement.
     
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  40. CUtigers86

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    Thanks man. Just kind of caught lightning in a bottle.
     
  41. Bo Pelinis

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    These pics aren't even in their car I don't know what to think
     
  42. $P1

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    This isn't an original political thought by any means, but imagine this is a few years ago and a bunch of Flint residents (largely POC) pooled resources together and kidnap Republican governor Rick Snyder to bring him to Flint and hold him accountable by a makeshift trial. Dead on sight.

    Now imagine that today's libertarians white supremacists gave as much of a shit about people getting clean drinking water as they do being forced to wear a mask
     
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  43. HatterasJack

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    Strange reading how the Republican Party is so aligned with big government. But anti big government people are definitely not republicans. And racists are definitely not republicans. And “conservative ideology” is not republican.
     
  44. bro

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  45. MG2

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    This interview with the sheriff in the photo is amazing

     
  46. bro

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    Lol wtf.

    they were gonna make a lawful citizens arrest of the Governor? Get fucked
     
  47. Constant

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    It's cool. Her overreach with the emergency orders was clearly a felony.
     
  48. TLAU

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    Their quote about once they put their hands on her suggests otherwise
     
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  49. marcus

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    MG2 , if you can’t like this post, then I need to be nicer or possibly kill myself. I mean that is OUR THING.
     
  50. Constant

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    They were gonna murder her in Wisconsin? Well, that's outside my jurisdiction so no worries.
     
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