The moment you all have been waiting for:Now The 2016 Running of the Gumps

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  1. Jack Parkman

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  2. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    That chick the the wheelchair was flying
     
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  3. Jack Parkman

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  4. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    I had a post with I think 200 likes in the old thread.

    GONE FOREVER
     
  5. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    And yes this is one of my favorite things every year.
     
  6. southlick

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  7. Jack Parkman

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    Is the dude in the beard the same guy from the gif? If so he is sneaky fast...although I have a good feeling he broke down into cardiac arrest around the 50
     
  8. Vito Corleone

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    I just don't understand the south
     
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  9. OopsPowSurprise

    OopsPowSurprise Owed one ass kicking from poweshow
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    You think some people train and run for this
     
  10. NoleNBlue

    NoleNBlue The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    I have the same reaction of disbelief and horror every year. I know it's coming, doesn't matter.
     
  11. southlick

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    Looks like him
     
  12. DrTomOsbourne

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    Lol at these events for kids with grown ass men in jerseys with whole boxes of shit to get signed.
     
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  13. NoleNBlue

    NoleNBlue The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    All leaned back, aerodynamic and whatnot
     
  14. Bruce Wayne

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    Or conversely that it's the only exercise some people get for the year
     
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  15. NoleNBlue

    NoleNBlue The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    Nail, meet head
     
  16. southlick

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  17. NoleNBlue

    NoleNBlue The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    100% positive that fat bastard knocked that little girl out of the way at some point.
     
  18. je ne suis pas ici

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    "fuck, why didnt i go to texas"
     
  19. Vito Corleone

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    Are all the black people at the end of the line or something?
     
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    What an embarrassing fanbase
     
  21. NoleNBlue

    NoleNBlue The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    Showed up late
     
  22. Mix

    Mix I deserve to be blown before the Jacuzzi
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    It just never gets less funny.
     
  23. je ne suis pas ici

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  24. D. Silver

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    :laugh: Saban

    "these god damn, fat, fucking, freaks"
     
  25. elfrid

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    Face of a man who absolutely hates this day.
     
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  26. southlick

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  27. D. Silver

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    You know this guy has to be on the sex offender registry.
     
  28. D. Silver

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  29. dtx

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    SO. MANY. CARGO. SHORTS.
     
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  30. Toast

    Toast I watch you sleep.
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  31. southlick

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  32. al1

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    It only lasts for 45 minutes. Saban hates these people
     
  33. Vito Corleone

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    Those kids really dont have a chance
     
  34. southlick

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  35. southlick

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    They see me rolling...

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  36. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    Destroyed me.
     
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  37. Duval

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    Surgeon general must have a handshake deal with the university to ensure the residents run once a year.
     
  38. Gambler

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    White privilege.
     
  39. southlick

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  40. gilstein21

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    some of these fuckers need to learn you can't show off that SEC speed in flip flops.
     
  41. JohnLocke

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    I went two years ago and it was hilarious. The runners don't even watch the open practice they just wait in the tunnel so the normal folks just sit on the bleachers and watch the madness happen. They usually play Chariots of Fire on the loud speakers which is amazing
     
  42. JohnLocke

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    Here's a video of last years with Chariots of Fire playing

     
  43. southlick

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  45. Jax Teller

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    The athletic department has to do this as a joke. Could easily just have the autograph table at the start and everyone lined up. But it's way more awesome for the rest of us this way.
     
  46. dtx

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    he looks so fucking determined. holy shit i haven't seen a look of determination like that ever.
     
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  47. NoleNBlue

    NoleNBlue The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    Stellar
     
  48. mb711

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    I figured you the type that would like/attend this sort of thing
     
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