The Netflix Thread

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  1. EdmondDantes

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  2. Arrec Bardwin

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    Rotten tomatoes is definitely fair. I would say it’s entertaining, in the same realm as the Underworld movies for me.
     
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  3. TrustyPatches

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    I watched mudbound and thought it was p good
     
  4. Codename Duchess

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    Bright was as bad as I expected a David Ayer movie written by Max Landis to be. There's a decent premise here but no real mythology or world building to make this interesting. This is nothing more than a derivative cop movie that we've all seen before with orcs and elves that might as well be human. How was the production budget for this $90 million?

    I think Okja is the best Netflix movie so far.
     
  5. Teflon Queen

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    Have you seen The Forbidden Room?
     
  6. soulfly

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    I have not. I've been slacking off lately. Have a stack of shit I need to watch. I haven't seen anything by maddin; any good?
     
  7. Teflon Queen

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    No it was fucking terrible but had outstanding critical reviews
     
  8. Carl Brutananadilewski

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    Pretty much this. Also I was pissed off to find out that orc cop wasn't a real song.
     
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  9. soulfly

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    I'll see if I can easily track it down. Just from reading the plot synopsis I'd probably like it :idk:
     
  10. Daniel Ocean

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    I am out there and loving every second of it.

    This movie was bad. It wasn’t as bad as The Snownan which was turruble
     
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  11. Teflon Queen

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    I will never trust your movie opinions again if you say you like that irredeemable piece of shit. I was legit mad upon leaving the theater that critics positively reviewed it.
     
  12. PeterGriffin

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    I sat all the way through Bright in hopes it would get better. Can't say it did.
     
  13. spagett

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    There are certain genres they over/under rate.

    Anything with serious subject matter, especially docs, are way too high. Welcome to Lieth was garbage and they gave it a 97.

    Their opinions on comedies are worthless, too.

    Also, Bright was an easy watch.
     
  14. soulfly

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    I mean, what's some of your favorite shit?

    Seeing that the box office was $17k I can't imagine there was shit for a budget. I tend to give the benefit of the doubt to those that are trying to uniquely tell unique stories. This gives off every appearance of being one of those types of movies.

    Not even sure how you got turned onto watching this given how small it is.
     
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  15. soulfly

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    Rotten Tomatoes is by no means a great measure of film criticism.

    To knock it for reviews of comedic movies isn't exactly fair, though. It's very rare that a comedic movie cuts through the landscape to be considered a cinematic masterpiece.

    What comedy ratings do you have gripes about? When you have someone like Chaplin that pumps out shit like City Lights, The Great Dictator, and even Modern Times, the bar was set at impossibly high levels early on.
     
  16. Teflon Queen

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    Nothing exciting I’m sure...standard stuff for the most part. Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy is probably my favorite movie along with The Master since NCFOM.

    I was just curious if anyone could like that movie with a straight face because it’s so hilariously shitty. After I and the 20 other people walked out of the movie I looked up some of the reviews and some of them were so cunty and absurd...basically saying ‘this movie is nonsensical and awful but that’s the point’ and I thought it was the dumbest attempt to positively spin garbage I’ve ever seen.
     
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  17. Joe_Pesci

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    if it was made before like 1965, i probably won't watch it
     
  18. soulfly

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    Not sure if mocking me or not
     
  19. soulfly

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    Welp. It's on prime. Will watch and report back.
     
  20. Joe_Pesci

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    i'm talking about your big list. i'm sure most of those movies are great but :idk:
     
  21. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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  22. spagett

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    Maybe unfair, but the vast majority of people want to know how funny a comedy is. Not whether it holds a candle to classic movies.

    No gripes in particular, btw. Just in general.
     
  23. HotMic

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    I heard he shoots his dog.
     
  24. TimJimothy

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    Watched about 40 minutes of Bright this past weekend. Did not like, so I turned it off. The end.
     
  25. Jake Scott

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    Really on Bright? It was ok to me. I thought it was too far out there.
     
  26. Arrec Bardwin

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    Brights problem is that it takes itself too seriously. If it tried to go more of a Men in Black route it would probably have been a lot better.
     
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    I watched a really terrible one the other day
     
  28. DuckKin

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    I felt bad for the fairy :justsayin:
     
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  29. Brocktoon

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    Being on Netflix really helps because the perceived cost of seeing the move is essentially nothing. If this had been released to theatres, the people that saw it would be much more critical of it.
     
  30. soulfly

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    Oh. I like plenty of contemporary movies. Its really hard to make it on the list of greatest movies ever made, though, and the same applies for all of the arts, really.
     
  31. bingbing

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    Imagine being Will Smith in his prime and rolling with Jada Pinkett when you were working next to Nia Long for years and couldn't or didn't pull that.
     
  32. TYdeFan05

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    I Pretty much agree with this. I’ve paid full price for tickets to movies that I enjoyed less. I’m sick and sitting in the couch and was moderately entertained for 2 hours. I’ll allow it.


    With respect to spagett’s argument, i would add RT has no business rating horror genre movies. I’ve never agreed with them, but I like Rob Zombie movies so fuck me.
     
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  33. Popovio

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    Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy is one of my favorite movies, but nobody I know even remotely liked it (a couple of them turned it off halfway). That cast was so good; glad to know there are others who enjoyed it.
     
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    Just saw it. Enjoyed it. Was better than several of the horrors I saw this year. Not anything great just a change of pace. Will Smith was better here than Suicide Squad, not that is saying much but he was.
     
  35. jplaYa

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    One of my favorites too. I enjoy movies that thread like that one. The Good Shepherd was in a similar vein.
     
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  36. jplaYa

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    Bright was a lot of fun and I enjoyed it. The cast was great. In a movie like that it’s hard to build the mythology well, so it did leave me wanting to know more. I doubt we will ever get any backstory.

    Are there public metrics on Netflix show streaming numbers? I’d be really interested in that.
     
  37. Gin Buckets

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    Okja - 86%
    First They Killed My Father - 89%

    The conspiracy against straight to streaming movies is not based off reality. That is one of the widest splits I've ever seen between audience and critics, which really makes me curious. I'll definitely watch.

    Has anyone seen the mini series, Godless? It also got a high score on RT, 88%/89% split.
     
  38. Celemo

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    Didn't think Bright was horrible, didn't think it was stellar. Reminded me a lot of Alien Nation

     
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  39. 941Gator

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    Bright dialogue was funny. I think a tmb’er wrote it. Go too weird in end though.

    WIlling to bet many of you don’t know this, but cop and tmb’er NolenBlue is an orc.
     
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  40. pez

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    Yep
     
  41. hood b. goode

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  42. TrustyPatches

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    Looks very direct to video
     
  43. Clown Baby

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    It's Duncan Jones, punk
     
  44. TrustyPatches

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    Idk who he is but he directed Warcraft so I'm just gonna assume he's a low rent Uwe Boll
     
  45. Teflon Queen

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    That’s David Bowie’s son bruh
     
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  46. pez

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    Would be a bad assumption
     
  47. TrustyPatches

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    Does this mean he's a good director?
     
  48. Clown Baby

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    Moon and Source Code were very good. No idea about Warcraft.
     
  49. TrustyPatches

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    Oh wow moon was great. I guess I glanced over that. Why the fuck did he direct Warcraft?