The new and even worse shitty t-shirt thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by fsugrad99, May 5, 2015.

  1. ono

    ono Well-Known Member
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    That's an awesome shirt.
     
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  2. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    Given the number of times I’ve seen some variation of this ad on social media, apparently people somewhere have actually bought this t-shirt for their wife or SO. Those people need to be slapped.

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  3. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    "He was born in June" absolutely slayed me.
     
  4. cdaysker

    cdaysker Quarry
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    Nebraska Cornhuskers alt

    I saw this one in the wild yesterday. It's not the funniest, but it's the first time I'd seen one of the birth month shirts in person. It's $40 by the way for anyone wanting to pull the trigger for their November loved one.

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  5. HotMic

    HotMic PopTart Mascot Enthusiast
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  6. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    Florida Gators

    Yeah, well they made me list my birth month at check out....oh dear, I fear I’ve said too much.
     
  7. og

    og ready to party? by party I mean smoke cigarettes
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  8. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    They had to take the stairs like losers.
     
  9. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I read that to myself in my Luanne Hill voice
     
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  10. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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  11. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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  12. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    Florida Gators

  13. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    South Carolina GamecocksCarolina PanthersCarolina Hurricanes

    DP a Orion :twocents:
     
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  14. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 running thru the house with a pickle in my mouth
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  15. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  16. BellottiBold

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    Oregon Ducks

    that's quite the... logo
     
  17. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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  18. Deuce

    Deuce Well-Known Member
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  19. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    South Carolina GamecocksCarolina PanthersCarolina Hurricanes

    [​IMG]
     
  20. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Florida State SeminolesTexas RangersAustin FCNXTAEW

    Idk where else to put this

     
  21. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    What is Manga?
     
  22. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Florida State SeminolesTexas RangersAustin FCNXTAEW

    Tentacle porn
     
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  23. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    Japanese comic books aka tentacle porn
     
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  24. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Once as a teenager some girl I liked tried to get me to read(?) something called one piece. I tried for about 7 seconds, then
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  25. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

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    A or Ion

    The kind lady has nicknamed her vagina "ion" and is asking which orifice you prefer to copulate.
     
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  26. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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  27. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    i don't get this one
     
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  28. ono

    ono Well-Known Member
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    It's not gay if a gun is involved
     
  29. BellottiBold

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    Oregon Ducks

    It's a tshirt referencing "liberal cum" - really don't see a need to overthink it
     
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  30. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    I think he is saying he jacks off liberals for breakfast
     
  31. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    It’s ok if it’s in a three way
     
  32. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
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    Giving out handles for gun lube huh?
     
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  33. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member
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    Gotta find a use for all that cum
     
  34. NoNatty

    NoNatty Keyboard Cowboy
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  35. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    I don’t even understand
     
  36. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
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    lot going on on the back of that shirt :laugh:
     
  37. Ty Webb

    Ty Webb Living rent free in Jigga's head
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    Reminded me of this all time classic
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  38. NoNatty

    NoNatty Keyboard Cowboy
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  39. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    You must have your tabs mixed up and meant to post this in the old and even better awesome tshirt thread.
     
  40. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    That's probably the best one of those I've seen. I remember another about being the bus driver and taking people to school that was pretty good
     
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  41. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    And1 were the t-shirt to have for the grades 5-7
     
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  42. WhiskeyDelta

    WhiskeyDelta Well-Known Member
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  43. Bruce Bowen

    Bruce Bowen Well-Known Member
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  44. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    Texas Tech Red RaidersTexas RangersSan Antonio SpursDallas CowboysKansas City ChiefsAustin FCTexas Tech Red Raiders alt

    Yes, I am property

    :pffft:
     
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