The new and even worse shitty t-shirt thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by fsugrad99, May 5, 2015.

  1. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

  2. racer

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    My MIL, the former middle school PE teacher and girls bball coach, has a tshirt she wears nearly every time we see them that says something like

    Myth #13:
    “Girls can’t drive.”

    with a basketball next to it.
     
  3. WhiskeyDelta

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    I'll allow it due to all the "throw like a girl" softball stuff.
     
  4. CloudBerry

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  5. WhiskeyDelta

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    More red flags than a Soviet parade
     
  6. Xander Crews

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  7. Can I Spliff it

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  8. ono

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    The right is starting to get better at comedy and it's making lefties nervous
     
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  9. Can I Spliff it

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  11. BudKilmer

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  12. racer

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  13. Artoo

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  14. Celemo

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  15. BellottiBold

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    can we talk about the bootleg gamer shit on that piece? :laugh:
     
  16. Can I Spliff it

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  17. BudKilmer

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  18. Xander Crews

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  19. WhiskeyDelta

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    “I did a shitty job for two years and now I let it define my existence. No, I’m not aware that this is as sad as wearing your high school letter jacket in college.”
     
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  20. TC

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    I DON'T REGRET
     
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  21. Bo Pelinis

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    Like, specifically the service, or just generally as an ethos?
     
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  22. TC

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    AS AN ETHOS.

    BITCH.
     
  23. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Tired: NEVER FORGET

    Wired: NEVER REGRET
     
  24. racer

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    Side conversation- at Lowe’s they always ask me if I’m a veteran for their discount as the very first thing. A. I don’t look like I’ve recently completed military service. B. It feels like you’re being shamed when you say no. It’s weird.
     
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  25. racer

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    Need this in a George Michael version

    Mens It's Not A Dad Bod It's A Father Figure T-Shirt T-Shirt
     
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  26. fsugrad99

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    I always said May babies weren’t shit.....but now that I’ve been presented new evidence....
     
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  27. Bo Pelinis

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    These overly specific shirts are my absolute favorite kind of bad shirt
     
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  28. racer

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    Weirdly Specific Shirt That Mentions My Birth Month T-Shirt
     
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  29. fsugrad99

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    I’m not underestimating old cat lady. I’m not estimating her at all.

    Check the attitude at the door Mildred.
     
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    Imagine not beating the person wearing this to death after 3+ million people died in horrible, prolonged ways
     
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  32. Capstone 88

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    I need this
     
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  34. Daddy Rabbit

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  35. yaywaffles

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    lmao libs owned again
     
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  36. Can I Spliff it

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  37. racer

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  38. racer

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  39. VaxRule

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  40. WhiskeyDelta

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  41. racer

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  42. bigred77

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  43. El Tiburon

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    Can't believe I missed this one when it was posted. I'm sitting here giggling like a fucking moron to myself, but it's the delivery that's just so great.
     
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  44. Detlef Schrempf

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    Spotted this in the sub line at Publix yesterday. Not pictures are the guys red shorts that were sitting maybe a third of the way down his thigh.

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  45. Det. Frank Bullitt

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    I met a guy this weekend who wore that shirt. He believed Covid was planned by the US gov't.
     
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  46. JohnnyChimpo

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  47. Celemo

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