My MIL, the former middle school PE teacher and girls bball coach, has a tshirt she wears nearly every time we see them that says something like Myth #13: “Girls can’t drive.” with a basketball next to it.
“I did a shitty job for two years and now I let it define my existence. No, I’m not aware that this is as sad as wearing your high school letter jacket in college.”
Side conversation- at Lowe’s they always ask me if I’m a veteran for their discount as the very first thing. A. I don’t look like I’ve recently completed military service. B. It feels like you’re being shamed when you say no. It’s weird.
I’m not underestimating old cat lady. I’m not estimating her at all. Check the attitude at the door Mildred.
Imagine not beating the person wearing this to death after 3+ million people died in horrible, prolonged ways
Can't believe I missed this one when it was posted. I'm sitting here giggling like a fucking moron to myself, but it's the delivery that's just so great.
Spotted this in the sub line at Publix yesterday. Not pictures are the guys red shorts that were sitting maybe a third of the way down his thigh.