The new and even worse shitty t-shirt thread

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  1. bigred77

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    Go hawgs
     
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  2. racer

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    Shaming adult education smh
     
  3. racer

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  4. BudKilmer

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    Oh man :laugh:
     
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  5. BellottiBold

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    wrong thread, definitely
     
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  7. racer

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    Protect the Sheerd
     
  8. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 running thru the house with a pickle in my mouth
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    Rob Lowe will be rocking that for sure.
     
  9. Can I Spliff it

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  11. ono

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  12. drewru

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    since when are forklift operators such bad asses? I thought the top speed on those things was like, 10mph.
     
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  13. El Tiburon

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    Also, why would a forklift operator have scars? Sounds like a really shitty operator to me.
     
  14. racer

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    Obviously you’ve never worked with your hands while sitting in a machine and driving!
     
  15. Butthead

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    I've seen those for crane operators as well
     
  16. Can I Spliff it

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  17. El Tiburon

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    That’s a
    That’s actually an awesome t-shirt, not a shitty one.
     
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  18. UncleJesse

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    A driver at a company I do business with got ran over by a forklift and died yesterday. I bet the operator had on one of those shirts.
     
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  19. El Tiburon

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    But the real question is whether the forklift driver smiled back at death.
     
  20. maybe they should stop smiling and dying so much and get me my goddamn retaining wall bricks out of the Menards lumber yard
     
  21. Butthead

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    Is that Penn Jillette
     
  22. BellottiBold

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    oops thought it was a shirt not a banner but not deleting yolo
     
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  23. Can I Spliff it

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  24. —

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    741DF402-1837-46C8-9453-8F990210B568.jpeg Caught in the wild…
     
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  25. WhiskeyDelta

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    As a sufferer of tinnitus I can kinda sympathize with this one
     
  26. TC

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    I’ve heard the phrase “learned to whisper in a sawmill” from crotchety old southerners like CuckFinn
     
  27. —

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    Do you wear shirts with a skull and your profession on it?
     
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  28. racer

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    Based on what I know about WhiskeyDelta ’s profession those shirts wouldn’t be very far off the mark as compared to steelworkers and forklift drivers.
     
  29. 20/20/20/20

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    From times when life tried to break them and failed. Duh.
     
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  30. WhiskeyDelta

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    FORMER profession thank you. But yes I may have a few overly moto shirts in my drawer that I don’t wear much anymore. I’ll see if I can dig them out at some point.
     
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  31. And month of birth?
     
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  32. WhiskeyDelta

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    So I only have two left after two moving purges and my post military purge (reserves barely count) but I kept some of my deployment ones. I may have some other ones at my parents house state side.

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  33. CuckFinn

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    You’ve never heard me say that. Stop cappin bruh
     
  34. —

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    I feel like wearing these in some southern states would have you accused of being a terrorist.
     
  35. racer

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    Selling kettle corn out of a livestock water tank in front of a bass pro shops.

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  36. og

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    I mean this one is pretty funny
     
  37. TC

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    This font is an atrocity
     
  38. TC

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  39. VaxRule

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  40. Can I Spliff it

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  41. TableKnight

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    Visiting family in North Carolina. Found this at bar in Wilkesboro. Wtf.
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  42. Boo MFer!

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  43. Boo MFer!

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    Spotted in LAX last night.

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  44. racer

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    What a glorious creature. We need to capture and study it, then put it on display in a zoo.
     
  45. Hoss Bonaventure

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  46. bigred77

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  47. ono

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    How do you Nazi it?