The military won't let you join with diagnosed autism, which means the entire intel and cyber communities are all people who never got diagnosed.
Hard to believe, but fish assault is still not a crime on the books in many Democrat areas. And even where it is, the police have been so defunded that it's practically unenforceable.
“There is only one god, Allah” “Muhammad is the one true messenger of God” “Shop at Buc-ees for great summer savings!”
So the top bit is the standard shahada (There is no god but God and Muhammed is his prophet). The bottom bit is formatted really oddly (it's hard to tell which order they want the words in around Bucce) but says something along the lines of "The Tawhid and Jihad Group", "Tawhid" basically being a declaration of Allah being everyone's God and not a tribal one, which goes back to pre-Islamic conquest polytheistic Arabia. I can't find anything on whether that's a real group or not (although it's an oddly specific name to just make up) because nothing really comes up for it in English and when I google it in Arabic it's waaaaaaaaaaay beyond my "I failed out of Military Linguist School" level.