Given the tread on those tires, it's more likely that shirt is used to wipe up his brains off the pavement.
In the bike world we call those chicken strips cuz they never lean the bike. We'd also call him a Squid cuz he's got no gear on.
Do you have to be born in July to be a July Guy or can anyone that embodies the don’t give a fuck spirit of July wear this merch?
I feel like they could tone it way down and go with just "mess with me they will never find your body" and still truly rep us real July Guys worldwide
Feel like there's an entire shitty blue collar white guy zodiac I'm not aware of. July being The Forklift or something
what the fuck, this looks just like one of my July Guy shirts, what type of shit are you february fucks trying to pull
i'm a february (or august) guy i lack creativity so i just plagiarize others im a follower who wishes he could be a july guy