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  1. mal630

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    Hot take: Hattie B's is better than Eugene's.
     
  2. Capstone 88

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    Hattie B’s is hot chicken for white people that think mayo is spicy
     
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  3. TheFreak55

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    I’ve only been to Hattie Bs and it was weak af
     
  4. Mr Mortisay

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    The second hottest level at Hattie B’s (damn hot) is without question hotter than the stupid hot at Eugene’s. Eugene’s just has better overall flavor to go with the heat. I’ve never tried shut the cluck up at Hattie’s because the damn hot already ruins my insides for two days.
     
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  5. Mr Mortisay

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    There’s no way you guys got damn hot at Hattie’s and didn’t at least think it was spicy. I think it’s something along the lines of 0.8-1 million scoville, and their hottest is in the 2.2 million scoville range.
     
  6. mal630

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    Shut the cluck up is hot as fuck at Hattie B's. If you think that is weak you have some sort of medical condition.

    I can entertain that someone may prefer Eugene's.. I just know too many people in Bham that wrote off Hattie B's as "a chain" and that is just an awful take. I think they are similar in quality and the Hattie B's location/parking/experience for outweighs dealing with going Eugene's for me.
     
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  7. The Blackfish

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    It’s easier to list the mental conditions that Capstone 88 doesn’t have
     
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  8. One Two

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    I like spicy chicken
     
  9. ElectricDreamMachine

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    these are good takes. hattie b's is def quite solid despite not being a bham original.

    that said, eugene's is better.
     
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  10. DaveGrohl

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    I am that guy and I still prefer Eugene's
     
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  11. Mr Mortisay

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    The online ordering at Hattie B’s is the game changer for me usually
     
  12. DaveGrohl

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    True. It's great for gameday.
     
  13. Capstone 88

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    Shut the click up and the one below it is hot as fuck, but the rest is meh relative to others
     
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  14. mal630

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    Fair enough.
     
  15. One Two

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  16. Long Ball Larry

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    Birmingham is going to have the highest number of Beard Award winners per capita by a long shot.
     
  17. pockets

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    Nola, homie. But once we finally murder each other, then you get the title. The awards are also incredibly biased toards Nola and Bham deserves more.

    That aside, that restaurant is awesome news.
     
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  18. DaveGrohl

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  19. One Two

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    A little birdie tells me it will be near Railroad Park
     
  20. ElectricDreamMachine

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    oh anybody else been to mom's basement yet? new bar in avondale in that same strip as tropicaleo and shepherd's pet supply. went last thursday and friday and really enjoyed it.
     
  21. mal630

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    Yeah I have been a few times. $3.50 pacificos was good for me. They also sell bagel bites.
     
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  22. Jake Barnes

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    Was so disappointed when I went a couple weeks ago. The “hot” was just above tepid.
     
  23. PrinceWimbley

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    I have two tickets to Dr. Dog tonight if anybody needs them.
     
  24. DriveByBBQ

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    They’re hiring extras and paying $8 an hour if anyone wants to be in that “Live” movie they’re filming downtown. Mrs.Drivebybbq applied and they wanted to book her, but we’re out of town this weekend.

    https://filmbirmingham.com/extras-livefilm/
     
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  25. PrinceWimbley

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    Two FREE! Still available, just let me know if you want them and I can send them to your phone.
     
  26. Arkadin

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    I forgot y'all had a thread. Congrats on your Rodney Scott's
     
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  27. Jake Barnes

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    I’m ready to try it out. Stiff competition around here though.
     
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  28. Arkadin

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    Theres stiff competition everywbere he's been and he's the only BBQ chef to win a beard award for a reason. I do prefer lewis' in Charleston overall, but they serve different stuff so it's not a direct comparison.
     
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  29. One Two

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    It really takes guts to set up shop in a food scene already saturated with Taco Casa, Milos, and Jacks but I think he's got the stuff to pull it off.
     
  30. Deuce

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    Now that Milo’s has dominated the fast food breakfast game is there a reason to still go to Jack’s?
     
  31. glimmer

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    Not unless you're in rural nowhere and all you have around is a Jack's and a Dollar General.
     
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  32. DriveByBBQ

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    Milk shakes and chicken fingers.
     
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  33. Deuce

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    I will say this about Jack’s. They are better the more in the middle of nowhere they are.

    Jack’s in Locust Fork awesome. Jacks in Irondale not so much.
     
  34. DriveByBBQ

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    Jack’s in homewood is the best Jack’s...pretty sure it’s the original.
     
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  35. One Two

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    Their chicken sandwich with the comeback sauce is so good
     
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  36. Barves2125

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    Capstone 88 Come show us all how wrong you are about stuff.
     
  37. Capstone 88

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    Jack’s is superior, but it’s not impressive to step over the extremely low bar set by Milo’s so this will be my last comment on the situation. No questions please. Thank you.
     
  38. FelipeG

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    Jacks is not what it used to be 10, 20 or 30 years old.

    We used to get breakfast there a lot of times when I was growing up.

    It also seems like they changed the oil up that they fry their chichen in. It has a funky taste now.
     
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  39. Barves2125

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    My deaf and blind uncle in law does quality control for Jack's. He says it's because they stopped using USDA approved cooking quality oil and started purchasing donkey fat. On the secondary market, actually. :twocents:
     
  40. Arrec Bardwin

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    What in the actual fuck
     
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  41. Mr Mortisay

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    I’m never gonna go back back back, to jack jack jack’s, dear lord lord lord
     
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  42. One Two

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    He's being sarcastic
     
  43. Deuce

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  44. TheFreak55

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    Given the poster I figured he was being normal
     
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  45. One Two

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    Got too much Brookie in him
     
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  46. Barves2125

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    Y'all flatter me.
     
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  47. Jake Barnes

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    About to hit up Tip Top after a nice little morning hike at Red Mountain. Been a while.
     
  48. Jake Barnes

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    Finally went to Brat Brot last night. The mustards :banderas:
     
  49. wes tegg

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    Why is downtown so damned smoky this morning?
     
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  50. ElectricDreamMachine

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    I assumed it related to something from that Aaron Eckhart movie they’re filming. Traffic has been a goddamn nightmare near my office all week.
     
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