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  1. One Two

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    What the fuck was happening on first and second north this morning my god what a disaster
     
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  2. mal630

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    I was trying to park to go to Collins yesterday and you couldn't turn onto 22nd. Cops were blocking it between 1st and 2nd.
     
  3. Mr Mortisay

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    I live on 1st ave N and haven’t noticed much today. Granted, haven’t driven yet today but didn’t hear any movie explosions or anything.
     
  4. DaveGrohl

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    Probably just backed up from people trying to get on 20. Morning news said it was just construction at the junction. Pictures looked awful.
     
  5. wes tegg

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  6. Long Ball Larry

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  7. wes tegg

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    The part where he yelled to her from the bathroom asking where his partner was killed me.
     
  8. wes tegg

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    Zimmern bigdicked us at brunch. I had a reservation for 11 at ovenbird. We knew they might be filming there. Got there at 11:02, told them about our reservation, and the manager sat us at a table in the middle of the restaurant. These two bitches sitting next to us were all made up and dressed like fucking idiots for a Saturday post-farmer’s market brunch. Lady Tegg knew one of them and said hello. She started frantically telling us she was mic’ed up and that Zimmern was supposed to sit at the table where they put us.

    We order our cocktails, and the girl dressed like an idiot gets up and walks toward the hostess stand. She comes back, and fifteen seconds later this huge cunt producer comes up accusing us of seating ourselves at Zimmern’s table and demanding we move. As the hostess was hurriedly rushing us to an outside table, Zimmern rolled in and took my table cool as a cucumber. Didn’t even acknowledge my presence.

    They moved us to the outside, around the corner area next to a super hungover couple in gym clothes. It was humiliating.

    We waited 20 minutes without the drinks we ordered inside before having to go inside and remind them that we’d been exiled to the kids’ table. The manager then waited on us and the food was great.

    Zimmern did say hello when he passed by us on his way back in after burning a cig in the parking lot, so he’s okay. But, the producer and the dumb tattletale cunt can get fucked.
     
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  9. LeVar Burton

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    Think I would have sent my bill either to zimmern and the uppity “mic’ed up” lady or would have just not paid it at all. That’s poor treatment.

    I’m mic’ed up might be one of the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard anyone say in Birmingham

    Can you describe what ridiculous dressed woman looked like? I want to laugh!
     
  10. wes tegg

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    The Ovenbird people did make it right. They were very apologetic and comped all of our drinks (2 cocktails and a bottle of wine).

    The mic’ed up woman was wearing some kind of silk shorts, heels, a Seinfeld-style puffy shirt, and a Panama hat. Her friend had on a scarf tied around her neck like a fucking extra in Grease.

    When she said she was “mic’ed up” and showed us the microphone in her blouse, Lady Tegg thought she said “I ordered the duck” and reacted accordingly with a “cool story bro” look, which was pretty hilarious.
     
  11. Mr Mortisay

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    Ovenbird is just a little overhyped imo
     
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  12. wes tegg

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    Don’t go if Andrew Zimmern is in town...

    It was hard to stay mad because the food was great and the bottle of wine was fantastic.

    It was noteworthy that Hastings never came by to apologize. If something like that happened at Fon Fon Frank Stitt would’ve given us equity in the restaurant.
     
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  13. ElectricDreamMachine

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    hastings is a dick so i'm not really surprised
     
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  14. wes tegg

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    Yeah, we were pretty good friends with the former chef at Ovenbird and he had a lot of stories.
     
  15. Arrec Bardwin

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    Hastings is a legit psycho
     
  16. ElectricDreamMachine

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    He’s kind of a creep too. I’ve watched him openly hit on co-workers of mine, both of which were like 25.
     
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  17. Mr Mortisay

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    More Hastings stories please
     
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  18. Fred Flintstone

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    Did shots with me on my birthday. That’s all I’ve got.
     
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  19. ElectricDreamMachine

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    I’ve smoked weed with one of his sons, who was actually quite nice and cool.
     
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  20. ElectricDreamMachine

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    sry for that ark-level story
     
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  21. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Hastings sounds pretty cool. Who wouldn’t hit on 25 year olds?

    Also, what did you expect to happen, Tegg? You got all of your drinks comped and got a hello from the GOAT. I feel like this is a rant SWIM would have.
     
  22. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Should’ve gone to Milo’s.
     
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  23. ElectricDreamMachine

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    Well, he’s married for one. And has two kids that are the same age as the girls he was hitting on.

    It really isn’t an uncommon sentiment that people find him to be quite dick-ish.
     
  24. wes tegg

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    I didn't expect anything. I don't know how you read that story to think I was complaining. I shared it because it was funny.
     
  25. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    I was drunk posting.
     
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  26. One Two

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    Looks like we are getting another one of those football league things
     
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  27. Barves2125

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    D's Tamales Restaurant and Bar in 5 Points South. Tell me of it.
     
  28. Long Ball Larry

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    D’s nuts
    Got eeem
     
  29. Barves2125

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    Hey, you tricked me!
     
  30. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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  31. One Two

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    D's nuts lol

    D's nuts haha!
    DEEZ NUTZ
     
  32. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    go back to the idiot hole .
     
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  33. wes tegg

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    It’s teally good.
     
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  34. wes tegg

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    This lightning is no joke.
     
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  35. One Two

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    I'm enjoying it. Nice little precursor to tomorrow at work after a bachelor party
     
  36. Long Ball Larry

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    Nice to listen to after a long day at Alabama Adventure
     
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  37. One Two

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    What is this fucking helicopter doing?
     
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  38. Long Ball Larry

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    A while back, someone in here posted a hypothetical about what kind of establishment we’d open in Birmingham if we had the resources.
    My suggestion was a “classy” bowling alley establishment where you could get good food and cocktails somewhere downtown. It looks like my dream is getting closer to fruition with the upcoming opening of Woolworth Recreation and Refreshment in the Bailey Bros building in Five Points.
     
  39. PrinceWimbley

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    For the longest time I thought there was a lack of quality breakfast places. Higher end diner type establishments. But I guess a lot of other people recognized this same thing because we had 2 metro diners, 2 Big Bad Breakfast, Over Easy, First Watch and numerous others all come in over the last few years.
     
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  40. southlick

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    Filming a movie downtown
     
  41. DriveByBBQ

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    Bogue’s is our go to weekend breakfast spot. Not high end but their over easy eggs are near perfection every time. Coffee is always on point. Their service can get overwhelmed at times but it’s worth the wait. Great meat and three during the week too. Love that place.
     
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  42. southlick

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  43. Deuce

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    The off menu cinnamon rolls are amazing at Bogues.
     
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  44. sam shakusky

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    Next level shit. Local bookies are now offering smartphone apps with live poker rooms 24/7. Cash in/out through the bookie via PayPal or Venmo.

    Adjusting to the times and offering something extra. #RE2PECT
     
  45. One Two

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    Lightning strikes are uncomfortably close
     
  46. Long Ball Larry

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    This isn’t a new thing.
     
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  47. PhupaPhever

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  48. MA

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    What are the good brunch spots here?