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  1. Oranjello

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    It’s been a few years since law school, so there may be more nuance than this, but it seems he was convicted of “felony murder.” Felony murder is a crime that essentially permits a defendant to be tried for the murder caused by someone else in pursuance of a common felony. For example, if you rob a gas station with a buddy and he loses his temper and shoots the clerk, you can be tried for murder of the clerk.

    Only twice before in Alabama has a felony murder conviction resulted in a death sentence, I believe. This was the third.

    May be wrong, but that’s what seems to be the case based on news articles I’ve read today. I’ve also had the better half of a bottle of wine.
     
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  2. ramszoolander

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    This is helpful. I have some friends making it sound like he stole a candy bar from the convenience store. Your take is more what it looked like to me on paper, was just curious if I was missing some/much/etc.
     
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  3. southlick

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    Trending number 2 on twitter.
     
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  5. wes tegg

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    The felony murder rule is problematic because it does not require an intent to kill. It's been abolished in several states and virtually every other English Common Law jurisdiction.
     
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  6. PrinceWimbley

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    This is pretty amazing. Watch the Chef’s Table episode for Dario Cecchini if you haven’t seen it.

     
  7. PrinceWimbley

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    $315 per head, but honestly I think it’s probably worth it.
     
  8. wes tegg

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    $350 a head unless you know a way to avoid the taxes and fees.

    Edit: Looks like gratuity is included.
     
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  9. southlick

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  10. spagett

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    Do it, you stupid fucks
     
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  11. Deuce

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    At this point I’m pretty sure Alabama would pass a law acknowledging Islam as the one true religion of the state before they allow legal gambling.
     
  12. Rb8

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    Prob so haha. But it would be nice you be able to shoot over to the casino and play a couple hands of blackjack on a long lunch Friday.
     
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  13. mal630

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    wrong thread
     
  14. DaveGrohl

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    pretty sure the Furnace has topless blackjack so I'm not sure why we're complaining

    I have no idea how it works but I keep hearing the ads
     
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  15. Rb8

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    I do too haha. Who knows how that would work. What could you possibly be playing for?
     
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  16. DriveByBBQ

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    Salad bar coupons.
     
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  17. TheFreak55

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    I "hear" the food at Caldera is good
     
  18. Long Ball Larry

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  19. One Two

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    Classic Swim
     
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  20. ramszoolander

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    My very hypochondriac wife wasn't worried about this coronavirus thing at all until like yesterday, when I said that maybe it wasn't a terrible idea to cancel school for a while (she's a teacher). Today, she decides we have a family emergency because we are going to get quarantined and all her friends say they can't find toilet paper at the store. I said, 'Cool, pick the kids up, I'll go take care of it.'

    Drove 1/2 mi to the Family Dollar in Woodlawn...gotta be 500 rolls of the finest Angel Soft there...

    Do white women realize there are stores other than Whole Foods/Target/Walmart?
     
  21. DaveGrohl

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    No they don’t. “I can’t find hand sanitizer anywhere!” I literally just went to the closest gas station and bought two bottles.
     
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  22. Deuce

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    wes tegg

    I know the tournament is canceled, but is the Oteys Calcutta still on?
     
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  23. PrinceWimbley

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    Y’all think Jefferson Co. schools will be closed by Monday?
     
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  24. One Two

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    Ton of events cancelling. Word starting to leak out that it’s confirmed here
     
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  25. One Two

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    Probably
     
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  26. wes tegg

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    All jokes aside, it really sucks how much money that charity loses.
     
  27. Long Ball Larry

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    I work for a large healthcare company with an office here in Vestavia. Corporate sent us (and the other 65k global employees) home until April 14. Schools aren’t far behind. This is nuts.

    edit Stopped at Dip in the way home and stocked up on Trim Tabs. Half drunk already. Killing my supplies.
     
  28. DaveGrohl

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    anyone in crestline park? just heard two explosions around ten minutes apart.
     
  29. Oranjello

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    I thought they were gunshots
     
  30. DaveGrohl

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    rifle maybe

    edit: people in Crestwood heard it too according to nextdoor. police have been called.

    edit 2: just happened again. whatever it is is happening every ten minutes.
     
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  31. DaveGrohl

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    they're apparently shooting fireworks at the Gladstone condos
     
  32. Barves2125

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    My cousin Randall has a stash leftover from NYE that we're over here lighting right now. Should be done by 12:30 at the latest.
     
  33. Oranjello

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    Tell Randall he is freaking out the WASPs
     
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  34. DaveGrohl

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    tell him i'd like a finale instead of a slow bleed
     
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  35. IV

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    If anyone sees my dog he ran away tonight, so that blows his name is teddy
     
  36. Oranjello

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    What part of town? What kind of dog?
     
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  37. IV

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    cherokee bend, yellow lab
     
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  38. IV

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    Just found him at the back door
     
  39. Long Ball Larry

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    Classic Teddy
     
  40. IV

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    he would not survive on his own for long
     
  41. DaveGrohl

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  42. DriveByBBQ

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    Probably got spooked by Cousin Randall’s fireworks.
     
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  43. TheFreak55

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  44. One Two

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  45. wes tegg

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  46. One Two

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    That’s what it sounds like
     
  47. Barves2125

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    If you get to Otey's by noon today, they'll lock you inside for 14 days. I've got a table by the stage.
     
  48. wes tegg

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  49. IV

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    you bringing enough grape juice for 14 days of transfusions?