The New and Improved BIRMINGHAM THREAD

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by wes tegg, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. Snakes

    Snakes stubbornly litigious
    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson Tide

    we lost power for about 5 minutes earlier
     
  2. Rb8

    Rb8 Well-Known Member
    Donor

    Do any of y’all know anyone that can do a house call for a haircut or something similar? I am still having to work everyday and be out to places..otherwise I wouldn’t care but I’m starting to look like a dipshit and was hoping to get a little trim. Thanks
     
  3. DriveByBBQ

    DriveByBBQ Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Alabama Crimson TideTiger WoodsBirmingham LegionPGAGrateful DeadUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    We lost power from 7:30 pm Sunday night until 8:00 am Monday.
     
  4. DriveByBBQ

    DriveByBBQ Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Alabama Crimson TideTiger WoodsBirmingham LegionPGAGrateful DeadUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    DaveGrohl, One Two, Deuce and 2 others like this.
  5. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 Mullet Crissy is the best Crissy
    Donor
    Auburn TigersManchester UnitedAtlanta UnitedGame of ThronesGrateful Dead

  6. Deuce

    Deuce Well-Known Member
    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesTiger WoodsBirmingham Legion

    So the governor is about 10 minutes away from opening up Saws this weekend. Am I going to have to drink my beer through a mask?
     
    wes tegg likes this.
  7. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 Mullet Crissy is the best Crissy
    Donor
    Auburn TigersManchester UnitedAtlanta UnitedGame of ThronesGrateful Dead

    reading this as specifically Saw's makes me laugh
     
    Deuce likes this.
  8. ramszoolander

    ramszoolander Ferrous and Fabulous
    Donor
    West Virginia Mountaineers

    LOL drunk grandma "Of course no one will arrest you if you don't wear a mask"
     
  9. Snakes

    Snakes stubbornly litigious
    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson Tide

    where are y'all getting your masks? we have been using handmade ones my mom put together but need a few more.
     
  10. ElectricDreamMachine

    ElectricDreamMachine he was on the colgate comedy hour
    Donor
    Clemson TigersCharlotte HornetsCarolina Panthers



    not quite there yet
     
  11. ramszoolander

    ramszoolander Ferrous and Fabulous
    Donor
    West Virginia Mountaineers

    Thoughts on this?

    i have no confidence that businesses will provide "adequate safeguards", but am thankful we aren't quite Georgia level here.
     
    One Two and wes tegg like this.
  12. ElectricDreamMachine

    ElectricDreamMachine he was on the colgate comedy hour
    Donor
    Clemson TigersCharlotte HornetsCarolina Panthers

    kinda bummed that swim ran off and we don't get to see how he would've reacted to all this
     
  13. ElectricDreamMachine

    ElectricDreamMachine he was on the colgate comedy hour
    Donor
    Clemson TigersCharlotte HornetsCarolina Panthers

    it's dumb but the right wing cranks would lose their shit if she didn't reopen something in the immediate
     
    ramszoolander likes this.
  14. One Two

    One Two Send it!
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta Braves

    Just be mindful of what shops you patronize.
     
  15. One Two

    One Two Send it!
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta Braves

    I think my concern with this is the May 15th timeline. I’m not sure two weeks is enough to assess the safety of the looser guidelines but whatever
     
    DaveGrohl and ramszoolander like this.
  16. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 Mullet Crissy is the best Crissy
    Donor
    Auburn TigersManchester UnitedAtlanta UnitedGame of ThronesGrateful Dead

    What retail shops are any of you itching to get to?
     
    Weedlord420 and Tiffin like this.
  17. ramszoolander

    ramszoolander Ferrous and Fabulous
    Donor
    West Virginia Mountaineers

    I'm thinking here more of office jobs that *could* be done remotely with ease, but bosses are being dicks about it
     
    One Two likes this.
  18. ramszoolander

    ramszoolander Ferrous and Fabulous
    Donor
    West Virginia Mountaineers

    Literally none.
     
    Joey Freshwater and wes tegg like this.
  19. Deuce

    Deuce Well-Known Member
    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesTiger WoodsBirmingham Legion

    None in particular. But it is bullshit that Wal-Mart can sell you a shitty golf shirt, but Mobley & Sons can't.

    Seems like 90% of retail has been open anyway.
     
  20. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesManchester CityBirmingham LegionUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    And they say white people don't face persecution!
     
  21. One Two

    One Two Send it!
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta Braves

    You’re having a good posting day
     
  22. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesManchester CityBirmingham LegionUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    All I needed was 7 weeks of sitting inside to really find my form.
     
  23. One Two

    One Two Send it!
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta Braves

    Don’t let being able to buy polos at Mobley and Son’s get you sloppy
     
    Barves2125 likes this.
  24. Deuce

    Deuce Well-Known Member
    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesTiger WoodsBirmingham Legion

    You two obviously haven't seen the Peter Millar spring line.

    The people need their Performance Pastels.
     
  25. One Two

    One Two Send it!
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta Braves

    This post tastes like a transfusion in a giant styrofoam cup
     
  26. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesDallas CowboysBirmingham Legion

  27. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesDallas CowboysBirmingham Legion

  28. mal630

    mal630 Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Tiger Woods

    I’ve been shocked at the outrage towards the masks. It would be a lot easier to wear an old t shirt when you go into a business than it is to blabber on about unconstitutionality.
     
  29. Oranjello

    Oranjello Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Green Bay PackersGrateful DeadMississippi Rebels

    Marshall sucks and is doing for this for the publicity. I haven't looked into the constitutionality, but if it were clearly unconstitutional then you'd think Marshall would cite some legal authority in his letter. Instead, he uses an example of someone being fined/arrested while alone in a building... after he asks Woodfin to have law enforcement exercise restraint :meh:
     
  30. DaveGrohl

    DaveGrohl Public Figure
    Donor
    Alabama Crimson TideTennessee TitansWolverhampton Wanderers

    I feel like all of our AGs have been massive pieces of shit with very punchable faces
     
  31. Oranjello

    Oranjello Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Green Bay PackersGrateful DeadMississippi Rebels

    I feel like in 2020 you have to presume that officials elected statewide in Alabama suck and are massive pieces of shit unless they somehow prove otherwise. AGs are elected at the state level, so...
     
  32. PrinceWimbley

    PrinceWimbley Well-Known Member

    I find myself comparing and judging restaurants now on their takeout/curbside service.

    I can say that my East West and Satterfield’s experiences were damn near flawless.
     
    #8385 PrinceWimbley, May 2, 2020
    Last edited: May 2, 2020
    mal630, One Two and ramszoolander like this.
  33. Stone Cold Steve Austin

    Stone Cold Steve Austin Tickler Extraordinaire
    Donor
    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta Braves

    Back 40 was really easy too.
     
  34. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 Mullet Crissy is the best Crissy
    Donor
    Auburn TigersManchester UnitedAtlanta UnitedGame of ThronesGrateful Dead

    Well I regret looking at the yelp photos of Church Street Books
     
    DaveGrohl likes this.
  35. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
    Staff Donor
    Atlanta BravesDenver BroncosChicago BlackhawksMississippi Rebels

    ?
     
    Oranjello, One Two and IV like this.
  36. DaveGrohl

    DaveGrohl Public Figure
    Donor
    Alabama Crimson TideTennessee TitansWolverhampton Wanderers

    #8389 DaveGrohl, May 5, 2020
    Last edited: May 5, 2020
  37. One Two

    One Two Send it!
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta Braves

  38. One Two

    One Two Send it!
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta Braves

    wes tegg, TheFreak55 and DaveGrohl like this.
  39. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesManchester CityBirmingham LegionUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    For their sake, I hope they get that taken down before hoards of Mtn Brook moms storm Crestline Village.
     
    wes tegg and DaveGrohl like this.
  40. One Two

    One Two Send it!
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta Braves

    I don’t know, it’s a decent picture of you
     
  41. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesManchester CityBirmingham LegionUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    Hardly. Don't even get to see my rod.
     
  42. DriveByBBQ

    DriveByBBQ Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Alabama Crimson TideTiger WoodsBirmingham LegionPGAGrateful DeadUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    Awesome that I just clicked on that from my work computer. NSFW that shit.
     
    wes tegg and One Two like this.
  43. ElectricDreamMachine

    ElectricDreamMachine he was on the colgate comedy hour
    Donor
    Clemson TigersCharlotte HornetsCarolina Panthers

    what exactly was TheFreak55 doing on page 3 of church street books yelp photos? this smells like an inside job
     
  44. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 Mullet Crissy is the best Crissy
    Donor
    Auburn TigersManchester UnitedAtlanta UnitedGame of ThronesGrateful Dead

    [​IMG]
    I just wanted to share Barves2125 and I's love with the world
     
  45. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 Mullet Crissy is the best Crissy
    Donor
    Auburn TigersManchester UnitedAtlanta UnitedGame of ThronesGrateful Dead

    oh the horror they'll see you were yelping a bookstore
     
  46. DriveByBBQ

    DriveByBBQ Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Alabama Crimson TideTiger WoodsBirmingham LegionPGAGrateful DeadUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

  47. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 Mullet Crissy is the best Crissy
    Donor
    Auburn TigersManchester UnitedAtlanta UnitedGame of ThronesGrateful Dead

    but seriously what led you to believe that would be safe for work
     
    Tiffin, One Two and DriveByBBQ like this.