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  1. Snakes

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    was this a joke
     
  2. wes tegg

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  3. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    It’s right next to Nick Saban’s favorite liquor store though.
     
  4. wes tegg

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    I'm pretty sure that it's behind the massive car stereo place you can see from 65.
     
  5. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I have a guy I go on trips with and play golf with all the time. We don't mind spending money. Two other guys just come like once a year and are a bit tight. One of them sent me this and I was like uhhhh let me check on it.
     
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  6. wes tegg

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    The AirBnB is next to the "Samuel Puccio" place in the bottom right corner:

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    Aspen Run is a Highland Park par 4 away.

    https://abc3340.com/news/local/susp...on-shot-at-aspen-run-apartments-in-birmingham

    https://www.al.com/news/birmingham/...shooting-at-birmingham-apartment-complex.html

    https://www.wvtm13.com/article/death-investigation-underway-in-birmingham/29384570

    https://www.al.com/news/birmingham/2016/09/birmingham_man_sentenced_in_st.html

    https://www.al.com/news/birmingham/2018/06/double_shooting_leaves_one_dea.html
     
  7. CocaineOrgy

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    That's not too far from the old Ski (mask) Lodge Apartments.
     
  8. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    How is seafood at automatic?
     
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  9. wes tegg

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    Fantastic.
     
  10. Snakes

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    awesome. go there.
     
  11. ElectricDreamMachine

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    I will agree with whoever made fun of TrimTab’s labeling for all these one off beers. This one with the fucking Ayn Rand quote lol

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  12. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Have reservations at Helen and Automatic the Friday and Saturday I'm coming in October. About 50/50 I can convince my friends to actually eat at both places.
     
  13. The Blackfish

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    If your friends bail, I’ll eat with you.
     
  14. mal630

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    There are other good cheaper alternatives but they don't take reservations. El Barrio, Bamboo on 2nd, East West, Paramount
     
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  15. ramszoolander

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    See, this shit for $16/4pts is why I don't like giving them my hard earned BidenBucks
     
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  16. spagett

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    Sure it's not a Shannon Terry quote?
     
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  17. Snakes

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    Helen order:
    Smoked Fish dip
    Biscuits
    Snapper
    Ribeye
    Potatoes
    Okra
    Cheesecake

    best dining experience I have had in 2+ years. Holy shit those biscuits are incredible.
     
  18. Long Ball Larry

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    That honey butter really sets them off.
    Well played lineup
     
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  19. Long Ball Larry

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    It sounds like your friends are going to be eating at Arby’s. You should definitely eat at Helen and Automatic with your non cheap friend.
    Stay in one of the areas that was recommended in this thread and veto your cheap ass friends.
     
  20. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I ended up just using my hyatt points and staying in Hoover. driving into town for dinners isn't an issue. Think my people are on board for the restaurants.
     
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  21. mal630

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    If you aren't super far from it Walk-On's is an awesome sports bar. It is a chain but I would go there all the time if it wasn't in Hoover.
     
  22. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Awesome :respek:
     
  23. mal630

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    It's owned by Drew Brees I think, bunch of TV's, Louisiana-ish food but also a bunch of normal stuff. Beer taps at the table so you can pour your own beers.
     
  24. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    You had me at tvs and Louisiana-ish food. One of my friends doesn't eat any seafood or beef. Automatic is kind of a stretch. If that doesn't work this seems like a great place to watch football Saturday night.
     
  25. Barves2125

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  26. TheFreak55

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    Bruh fuck that one dude and go to automatic
     
  27. PrinceWimbley

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    Walk-Ons isn’t convenient to me so I’ve only been once. But I really enjoyed it. I got some sort of fried catfish smothered in etouffe and it was pretty solid as far as bar food goes. TV and beer situation is great and they have the tables with built in taps if you wanna do that.
     
  28. Deuce

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    Assuming you are at the Galleria Hyatt, you’re 15-20 minutes away from Helen (mostly interstate) and another 5-10 of city traffic away from Automatic
     
  29. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I just may have to pick between Helen and Automatic. Maybe not.
     
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  30. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Yea that's fine.
     
  31. Barves2125

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    If so, he's also only like 10 minutes from Baumhower's which is a great sports bar option.
     
  32. Snakes

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    if your friends even considered that awful fucking hostel airbnb then they can't afford automatic or helen.
     
  33. Deuce

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    Did the one behind the galleria close when they opened Vestavia?

    Also I think there is one of those knockoff Hooters places out there too.
     
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  34. TheFreak55

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    Twin Peaks and that place is gross
     
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  35. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Yeah twin peaks is right there. Awful place but their food is above average for one of those establishments.
     
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  36. Barves2125

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    Yes. Now there's only Vestavia and Lee Branch.
     
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  37. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Patton creek is basically Chernobyl at this point though
     
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  38. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    New development.. A vegetable plate offering appears to have saved my trip to automatic.
     
  39. PrinceWimbley

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    I would think both Automatic and Helen have some pretty great vegan options. Especially Helen, their sides and small plates are awesome.
     
  40. ElectricDreamMachine

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    that dish is actually excellent too. Went with a similarly close minded to seafood family member and they let me try it. Delicious.
     
  41. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Yea the guy can eat chicken one night and veggies the other.

    What's the move at automatic? Gulf shrimp fried rice sounds amazing.

    Getting a steak at Helen for sure.
     
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  42. wes tegg

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    Automatic really doesn't miss. I had a whole fish special there that is one of my top 10 all time meals.
     
  43. Snakes

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    get the tomato pie at helen. i got it last time and regret not getting it again.
     
  44. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I hate tomatoes.. I'll give it a google.
     
  45. One Two

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    Yeah this is a good move

    Also their Lima beans are outstanding for a side
     
  46. Owsley

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    What kind of fish?
     
  47. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I'm probably going crispy grouper collars and either the ribeye or Kansas city strip at Helen.

    I'm not even going for a month and have trips to the panhandle and Biloxi between now and then but I'm having a great time planning this out.

    Great thread you guys have here. All very much appreciated. :heythere:
     
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  48. wes tegg

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    Snapper, which I don't normally order. It was absolutely fantastic.
     
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  49. Barves2125

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    This guy has literally 15 people curating an entire trip for him and his pals. Well done, It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens.