The New and Improved Tennis Thread - Grass

No shortage of seeds going down on the women's side either

 

Wonder when the last time 4 top 10 seeds lost in the 1st round of a major on the Men's side.

 

I don't have the right query for this but I think 1996 Wimbledon. If I'm wrong you get your money back

 

no where close to where it can/could be but

NIL has for sure upped the quality of college tennis

 

Emma back?

 

Only think she was ever there one time for one tournament, but yeah, she is getting a little better after her injury

 

Down goes Paolini

 

Diallo is one big drink of water

 

So 4 of top 5 women's seeds are out. Most shocking thing about it is Rybakina and Iga weren't top 5 seeds.

 

Looking forward to Evans/Djokovic today. Should be a good match.

 

this looks bad for Tommy Paul

hoping its just mild sprain

 

Draper is getting smoked. Wow.

 

Amateur hour

 

He might be the third best player here with everyone losing.

 

Might? Definitely is, but he doesn’t have the stamina anymore. Barring anything crazy I think Taylor takes him out.

 

First timer

 

this computes

 

Nalbandian 2.0

 

Keys just lost 2-0.

 

really poor effort

 

Just hit a little Jarry +180 bet and have him in a parlay with Sabs (who should be -1000 but is at -400 because of Radacanu love).

Going to be upgrading hot dogs to steak tonight.

 

Interesting.

 

Aryna has never been mentally fit for something like this

 

She seems incapable of not hitting every shot as hard as possible.

 

Carlos is rubbing off on Emma

 

Emma ffs just hit the ball back until sabs fucks up

 

Easier said than done. She's crushing everything at her.

 

jesus christ fowler and evert could not be more out of touch complaining about work hours and yearning for a posh meal

 

God i love Holmgren, dude is a total nobody and he’s just out there playing the tennis of a lifetime at age 27. before the challenger tourny in Nottingham he hadnt played a game on grass in 9 years.

 

Three matches currently playing. ESPN, let’s go to the studio crew so everyone can argue and pick other players apart.

 

Going from TNT’s coverage at Roland Garros to this is jarring

 

Shelton getting loose in his interview lol.

 

Yeah, could be so much better but I said it then, ESPN will never progress a thing.

He always gave me cautious douche vibes. Seems to be pretty likable.