The New and Improved Tennis Thread

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  1. bro

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    Need him to close out a parlay. Good first set
     
  2. bro

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  3. bro

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    Glad Med had the free time!

     
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  4. SC

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    Set apiece.
     
  5. Wendel Clark

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    Alexandrova/Haddad Maia 5-5 in the 3rd
     
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  6. paulski

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    I'm thinking all the tennis she's played over the past couple weeks was just a little much after a tight first set. She is still ridiculously young.
     
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  7. SC

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    Ooh boy. Fritz broken again and Cerundolo will serve for the set
     
  8. SC

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    Fritz can’t convert any of the 3 break points, and Cerundolo eventually closes out the set for a 2-1 lead
     
  9. Wendel Clark

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    Bibi not playing awful Tsurenko is unreal right now
     
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    In the most typical thing ever First set domination by Tsurenko leads to an immediate s2 break
     
  11. Wendel Clark

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    Happy for Cerundolo!
     
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    I live in the dark ages of sports betting (Las Vegas) so I couldn’t bet this. Hope you did.

    also I’m sick so I forced myself to sleep last night. Looking at the box score it appears Seyboth Wild got the full Nishioka experience which had to be entertaining.
     
  13. Wendel Clark

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    Sloane/Sabalenka the night match tomorrow!
     
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  14. Wendel Clark

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    First Grass Tournament of the year. Nice little challenger with some names including Dan Evans & Andy

     
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  15. SC

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    Big Foe takes the first off Zverev 6-3.
     
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  16. bro

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    I love Ons, but I have Danilovic is nice to look at and i have her at plus money
     
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    Ended up putting ons in an “im bored” parlay with Z and Grigor. After she lost S1 I took her to win S2. She looked defeated mentally a few times there but she persisted.
     
  18. bro

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    Zverev’s groundstrokes failing him right now
     
  19. WillySaliba

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    What channel or app are we on now?
     
  20. bro

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  21. bro

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    Peacock
     
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  22. SC

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    Serve saving Zverev here.
     
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  23. bro

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    What the fuck from that ump. That ball was out
     
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    The penultimate point in that set looked in live, then there was some hubbub between foe and the chair. And they showed the Hawkeye shot with the ball being just barely out. Point still went to z. Just RG things
     
  25. ohhaithur

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    I was heavy on ons, shocked she lost a set
     
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  26. ohhaithur

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    I'm hoping this last match goes five. I was sure I was going to miss all the matches today, but it looks like I have a chance to be home for the end of the one I was most interested in
     
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  27. bro

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    Tiafoe going to need a hard reset here
     
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    He has hit some remarkable shots. And then is likely to completely miss his next shot. Like his progress overall but he needs to maybe raise the floor even if it’s at the expense of lowering the ceiling for his high end stuff, like if you are going to rocket a pass maybe don’t try to kiss the line as well.
     
  29. bro

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    Im surprised these tournaments give such a long leash to fans yelling during ball tosses. I wished they’d just toss em. Stop being a look at me loser
     
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  30. ohhaithur

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    ba ba ba ba ba ba ba?

    ole!
     
  31. bro

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    At least that happens before the serve attempt
     
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  32. Wendel Clark

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    French & US Open are the absolute worst
     
  33. bro

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    Have fun. Be rowdy when appropriate. But waiting until the toss should be an auto ban. If someone did that on a golf backswing, they’d be fucking gone
     
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  34. bro

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    Oh Tiafoe
     
  35. Wendel Clark

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    Is coverage on anything but Tennis Channel
     
  36. bro

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  37. bro

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    Peacock
     
  38. bro

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    Could sense that DF coming. He has 9 now
     
  39. Wendel Clark

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    So just streaming?
     
  40. bro

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    I think Zverev will just flip the switch for set 5. But those last two games were rough
     
  41. bro

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  42. Fran Tarkenton

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    effing a francis
     
  43. bro

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    huge misses this game. Shame
     
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  44. SC

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    Frances...FFS
     
  45. SC

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    Yeah, streaming on Peacock only for some reason.
     
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  46. bro

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    Again
     
  47. SC

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    What a disappointing loss.
     
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    Go Sonego, go Pavluchenkova imo.

    go parlay of Muchova/Sabalenka/Kasatkina too please.
     
  49. SC

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    Bullshit from SST and Bouzkova. Wasn’t intentional at all. If that’s how you want to win, it says volumes.

     
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  50. Wendel Clark

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    Svitolina looks great today. She should steam roll Kasatkina from what Im seeing
     
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