The obituary of Leslie Ray "Popeye" Charping of Houston

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  1. GoodForAnother

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    Leslie Ray Charping

    Nov 20, 1942 - Jan 30, 2017

    Leslie Ray "Popeye" Charping was born in Galveston on November 20, 1942 and passed away January 30, 2017, which was 29 years longer than expected and much longer than he deserved. Leslie battled with cancer in his latter years and lost his battle, ultimately due to being the horses ass he was known for. He leaves behind 2 relieved children; a son and daughter, along with six grandchildren and countless other victims including an ex wife, relatives, friends, neighbors, doctors, nurses and random strangers.

    At a young age, Leslie quickly became a model example of bad parenting combined with mental illness and a complete commitment to drinking, drugs, womanizing and being generally offensive. Leslie enlisted to serve in the Navy, but not so much in a brave & patriotic way but more as part of a plea deal to escape sentencing on criminal charges. While enlisted, Leslie was the Navy boxing champion and went on to sufficiently embarrass his family and country by spending the remainder of his service in the Balboa Mental Health Hospital receiving much needed mental healthcare services.

    Leslie was surprisingly intelligent, however he lacked ambition and motivation to do anything more than being reckless, wasteful, squandering the family savings and fantasizing about get rich quick schemes. Leslie's hobbies included being abusive to his family, expediting trips to heaven for the beloved family pets and fishing, which he was less skilled with than the previously mentioned. Leslie's life served no other obvious purpose, he did not contribute to society or serve his community and he possessed no redeeming qualities besides quick whited sarcasm which was amusing during his sober days.

    With Leslie's passing he will be missed only for what he never did; being a loving husband, father and good friend. No services will be held, there will be no prayers for eternal peace and no apologizes to the family he tortured. Leslie's remains will be cremated and kept in the barn until "Ray", the family donkey's wood shavings run out. Leslie's passing proves that evil does in fact die and hopefully marks a time of healing and safety for all.
     
  2. ALECOCK

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  3. Arrec Bardwin

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  4. Shadow

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    Sounds like my kinda guy.

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  5. Moxin24

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    He would have fit in well here.
     
  6. BuckeyeRiot

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    RIP Leslie.
     
  7. dukebuckeye

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    RIP in peace, angel boy.
     
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  8. kslim

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    Sounds like a mainboarder
     
  9. JeremyLambsFace

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    Sounds like a real life Frank Gallagher
     
  10. slogan119

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    That escalated quickly
     
  11. BrickTamland

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    I have to imagine that was very cathartic for his children to write.
     
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  12. Nick Rivers

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    https://www.cherokeescout.com/obituaries/june-miller

    June Miller
    Tue, 06/27/2017 - 6:00pm CherokeeS1

    Cornelia June Rogers Miller, born June 12, 1934, in Morton, Miss., left us on Thursday, Feb. 23, 2017. She died alone after a long battle with drug addiction and depression.
    She resided in Gainesville, Fla., and spent summers in Murphy until she, with her husband and son, moved to High Springs, Fla.
    She is survived by her husband, Robert William Miller, 86; and her son, Robert William Miller, 62, who lives at home. She also is survived by two daughters, Marilyn Miller and Suzanne Amos. Each child had three children, brighter and more attractive than the generation before them. All nine are a testimony to a life well lived. Of the nine grandchildren, there are six great-grandchildren and two in the making.
    We are thankful for the life that was issued forth because of June. We wish she could have appreciated the abundance of life she was given.
    Drugs were a major love in her life as June had no hobbies, made no contribution to society and rarely shared a kind word or deed in her life.
    Please let June Miller’s life be a cautionary tale. Addiction and hatred are no es bueno for the living. We speak for the majority of her family when we say her presence will not be missed by many, very few tears will be shed, and there will be no lamenting over her passing.
    Her family will remember June, and amongst ourselves we will remember her in our own way, which were mostly sad and troubling times throughout the years. We may have some fond memories of her, and perhaps we will think of those times, too.
    But we truly believe at the end of the day all of us will really only miss what we never had – a mother, grandmother and great-grandmother.
    We hope she is finally at peace.
    As for the rest of us left behind, we hope this is the beginning of a time of healing and learning to be a family again.
    There will be no service, no prayers and no closure for the family she spent a lifetime tearing apart. We cannot come together in the end to see to it that her grandchildren and great-grandchildren can say their goodbyes. Her legacy is written.
    So, we say here for all of us, “Goodbye, Mom.”
     
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  13. Arrec Bardwin

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  14. NoleNBlue

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    No es bueno indeed
     
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  15. ashy larry

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    imagine acknowledging a loved one's mental illness in the same breath you lambast them for their shortcomings that were probably manifestations of said illness.
     
  16. watson

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    Who knew you could write obituaries like that.

    Can't wait for my stepdad to die.
     
  17. HoosDaMan

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    That made HDM sad.
     
  18. kslim

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    I mean it may be out of my lane here but why in the fuck would you talk down about a family member battling with depression and drug abuse? I get that people are complete assholes sometimes but fucking get them help if they can't help themselves.
     
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  19. wes tegg

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    These sound like they were written by people who had tried that.
     
  20. watson

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    Do you want to remember your dead family members the way they were or the way you wanted them to be?
     
  21. Prospector

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    20-50 years of dealing w shot is going to make you stink. If the sick person doesn't deal w it people gonna be pissed
     
  22. Moxin24

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    You can suffer depression/addiction and also be an asshole.
     
  23. BrickTamland

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  24. wes tegg

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    And, it doesn't specifically say it was depression. His mental illness could be kleptomania.
     
  25. kslim

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    And that very well may be, it's just sad
    id rather they didn't write anything at all.
     
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