The obituary of Leslie Ray "Popeye" Charping of Houston

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  1. GoodForAnother

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    Leslie Ray Charping

    Nov 20, 1942 - Jan 30, 2017

    Leslie Ray "Popeye" Charping was born in Galveston on November 20, 1942 and passed away January 30, 2017, which was 29 years longer than expected and much longer than he deserved. Leslie battled with cancer in his latter years and lost his battle, ultimately due to being the horses ass he was known for. He leaves behind 2 relieved children; a son and daughter, along with six grandchildren and countless other victims including an ex wife, relatives, friends, neighbors, doctors, nurses and random strangers.

    At a young age, Leslie quickly became a model example of bad parenting combined with mental illness and a complete commitment to drinking, drugs, womanizing and being generally offensive. Leslie enlisted to serve in the Navy, but not so much in a brave & patriotic way but more as part of a plea deal to escape sentencing on criminal charges. While enlisted, Leslie was the Navy boxing champion and went on to sufficiently embarrass his family and country by spending the remainder of his service in the Balboa Mental Health Hospital receiving much needed mental healthcare services.

    Leslie was surprisingly intelligent, however he lacked ambition and motivation to do anything more than being reckless, wasteful, squandering the family savings and fantasizing about get rich quick schemes. Leslie's hobbies included being abusive to his family, expediting trips to heaven for the beloved family pets and fishing, which he was less skilled with than the previously mentioned. Leslie's life served no other obvious purpose, he did not contribute to society or serve his community and he possessed no redeeming qualities besides quick whited sarcasm which was amusing during his sober days.

    With Leslie's passing he will be missed only for what he never did; being a loving husband, father and good friend. No services will be held, there will be no prayers for eternal peace and no apologizes to the family he tortured. Leslie's remains will be cremated and kept in the barn until "Ray", the family donkey's wood shavings run out. Leslie's passing proves that evil does in fact die and hopefully marks a time of healing and safety for all.
     
  2. ALECOCK

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  3. Arrec Bardwin

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  4. Shadow

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    Sounds like my kinda guy.

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  5. Moxin24

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    He would have fit in well here.
     
  6. BuckeyeRiot

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    RIP Leslie.
     
  7. dukebuckeye

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    RIP in peace, angel boy.
     
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  9. JeremyLambsFace

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    Sounds like a real life Frank Gallagher
     
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  10. slogan119

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    That escalated quickly
     
  11. BrickTamland

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    I have to imagine that was very cathartic for his children to write.
     
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