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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jack Parkman, Jan 18, 2017.
And yes, I’m on S2:E1. Dundies forever.
Me with every book since law school :(
always laugh at this seen, but when he does this, I lose it
Just came to see if someone posted this, probably deserves its' own thread imo
It has its own thread iyam
Give me a series reboot with Michael in Colorado that starts with the Pritchard family careening off a cliff O’Doyle style and baby you got a stew going.
who is the Pritchard family?
That’s a perfectly good mini tree, Kevin. And we are going to sell it to charity... because that’s what Christmas is all about.
Nothing in Cross Scott’s life prepared him for finding a woman slumped over her steering wheel, her lips blue. He says he just reacted. He broke a back window, opened her door and crawled on top of her. With no training, he gave her CPR that may have saved her life.
“I’ve never prepared myself for CPR in my life,” Scott said. “I had no idea what I was doing.”
What popped into Scott’s head was an episode of the television show “The Office” in which character Michael Scott (actor Steve Carell) sings the Bee Gees’ “Stayin’ Alive” while doing chest compressions on a dummy. The episode, where the gang takes an in-office CPR course, could actually be a tutorial in what not to do. The one thing it got right was using that song as a meter — the correct tempo for chest compressions.
As Scott straddled the woman and began chest compressions, he sang the song out loud. All he was thinking about was Michael Scott’s face, singing “Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.”
“First I was afraid......... I was petrified........”
No, Rose, they are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs. Where are they? You know what, if we come across someone with no arms and legs, do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what kind of quality of life do we have there?
You were in the parking lot earlier that's how I know you!
Darryl's line "Michael's wearing lady clothes" is what kills me.
Anyone see the news about the 15 year Office documentary. There was some social media scuttlebutt about Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration posted a letter he got confirming it.
I would wanna live with no legs
How about no arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now Kevin, you don't do anything
Just amazing writing.
Noticed this one on my last rewatch cracks me up
-Jan thinks Hunter is very talented. You know what? I don't think he's that good.
-At least he's an artist.
-BFD. I'm a screenwriter.
-AND I'M A CANDLEMAKER BUT YOU DON'T HEAR ME BRAGGING ABOUT IT!
-NO ALL YOU DO IS YOU GET ME TO TRY TO WORK ON MY RICH FRIENDS!
-FOR AN INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY!
-MAN! I WOULD LOVE TO BURN YOUR CANDLES!
-YOU BURN IT. YOU BUY IT!
-OH GOOD. I'LL BE YOUR FIRST CUSTOMER!
-AND YOU'RE HARDLY MY FIRST!
-THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
“Pictures I can hear” one is fantastic.
Office night at notre dame men's basketball game. stanley is in the house
they even had sumo wrestling with stanley emceeing the whole thing at half time haha
Good timing. It was his birthday yesterday
This is great (watch until the end).
“Hey New Jim, sit on my face!”
Picked a bad morning to quote The Office
Nice humblebrag about that big group text, Bruce.
Not a political person, but as office fans I think everyone can enjoy this.
I’m an early bird, and I'm a night owl. So I'm wise and I have worms.
Nobody steals from SC and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name: SC
Stanley dribbling makes me audibly laugh EVERY time