The Official Bill Walton thread

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  1. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
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    He’s awesome.

    P.S - Your basketball floor is fucking ugly Oregon.
     
    #1 40wwttamgib, Jan 20, 2018
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  2. D. Silver

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    Him screaming "THE CONFERENCE OF CHAMPIONS" right as his broadcasts kick off always gets me.
     
    #2 D. Silver, Jan 20, 2018
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  3. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
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    CONFERENCE OF CHAMPIONS
     
    #3 40wwttamgib, Jan 20, 2018
  4. al1

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    We don't knight people but he should be knighted
     
    #4 al1, Jan 20, 2018
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  5. 40wwttamgib

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    Is there an announcer with less of a filter who tells it like it is?
     
    #5 40wwttamgib, Jan 20, 2018
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  6. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    [​IMG]
     
    #6 TheFreak55, Jan 20, 2018
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  7. al1

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    People that hate Walton should be red flagged by the FBI/CIA
     
    #7 al1, Jan 20, 2018
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  8. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
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    “I’ve been here for five days”


    Bills burned through an ounce of Oregon’s finest and rode the fuck out of his bike.
     
    #8 40wwttamgib, Jan 20, 2018
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  9. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Deep in the woods!
     
    #9 Duck70, Jan 20, 2018
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  10. 40wwttamgib

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    I noticed what it was after I posted.

    Not too bad.

    5.3/10
     
    #10 40wwttamgib, Jan 20, 2018
  11. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
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    How many pounds of shrooms has Bill eaten in his life?
     
    #11 40wwttamgib, Jan 20, 2018
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  12. 40wwttamgib

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    So passionate about mushrooms
     
    #12 40wwttamgib, Jan 20, 2018
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  13. al1

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    Walton has led an incredible life. Won 2 NCAA titles at UCLA. Won a NBA championship title as the main player. Got hurt. Won another coming off the bench for the Celtics years later. Followed around the Dead for decades.

    Gets to call basketball games w/o really preparing for them for years. I'm jealous.
     
    #13 al1, Jan 20, 2018
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  14. 40wwttamgib

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    I’m positive he’s high every time he broadcasts. Even if he’s not, he is in my head.
     
    #14 40wwttamgib, Jan 20, 2018
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  15. fsudan

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    Doesn't this terrible thread already exist?
     
    #15 fsudan, Jan 20, 2018
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  16. al1

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    Maybe but fuck off dan
     
    #16 al1, Jan 20, 2018
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  17. 40wwttamgib

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    Eat shit.
     
    #17 40wwttamgib, Jan 20, 2018
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  18. fsudan

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    It was a legitimate question
     
    #18 fsudan, Jan 20, 2018
  19. fsudan

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    Post more gifs, try hard
     
    #19 fsudan, Jan 20, 2018
  20. Fidelio

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    I NEED that foam roller
     
    #20 Fidelio, Jan 20, 2018
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  21. Heesu

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    He’s a national treasure
     
    #21 Heesu, Jan 20, 2018
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  22. Heavy Mental

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    Totally agree. Let’s not forget that he also raised a son who was also a 2x NBA champion and is now the coach of the fucking Lakers.

    Incredible life.
     
    #22 Heavy Mental, Jan 20, 2018
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  23. Tiffin

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    I'd love to run into Bill high af at a Dead Co show.
     
    #23 Tiffin, Jan 20, 2018
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  24. BellottiBold

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    My favorite is when he says something to Pasch and follows it with "It is Dave, right?"
     
    #24 BellottiBold, Jan 20, 2018
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  25. BellottiBold

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    In our game the other night against USC there was a segment where he visited our neuroimaging center, to confirm whether there was anything up there obviously
     
    #25 BellottiBold, Jan 20, 2018
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  26. bingbing

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    I've said it on here a million times, but his greatest line was "Robby Horry is the greatest Inbounds passer in NBA history".
     
    #26 bingbing, Jan 20, 2018
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  27. The Banks

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    Autzen is having a concert for the first time in 20+ years. Grateful Dead. 100% chance Walton will be there high as fuck.
     
    #27 The Banks, Jan 20, 2018
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  28. Tiffin

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    I'm so jealous of that. Having friends parents tell us about seeing shows in Tuscaloosa always made me mad because we never got anything cool, until I graduated and they built the amphitheater.
     
    #28 Tiffin, Jan 20, 2018
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  29. BellottiBold

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    lol @ the scoresheet shade
     
    #29 BellottiBold, Jan 20, 2018
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  30. BellottiBold

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    k time to check twitter for all the angry commentary :loldog:
     
    #30 BellottiBold, Jan 20, 2018
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  31. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
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    “Truck stop conferences”
     
    #31 40wwttamgib, Jan 20, 2018
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  32. BellottiBold

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    truck stop conferences
     
    #32 BellottiBold, Jan 20, 2018
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  33. BellottiBold

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    my sustenance
     
    #33 BellottiBold, Jan 20, 2018
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  34. 40wwttamgib

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    Motherfuck this guy.
     
    #34 40wwttamgib, Jan 20, 2018
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  35. BellottiBold

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    Pasch fam, lay off the refs. They're trying guy.
     
    #35 BellottiBold, Jan 20, 2018
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  36. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
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    Floor looking like a pair of acid washed jeans.
     
    #36 40wwttamgib, Jan 20, 2018
  37. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

     
    #37 joey jo-jo jr shabadoo, Jan 20, 2018
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  38. 40wwttamgib

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    #38 40wwttamgib, Jan 20, 2018
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  39. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    My grandpa and uncle did acid with walton in Egypt
     
    #39 Duck70, Jan 20, 2018
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  40. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    That’s just the tapestry of Walton’s mind
     
    #40 TheFreak55, Jan 20, 2018
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  41. dump

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    #41 dump, Jan 20, 2018
  42. HaydenFoxScreamingEagle

    HaydenFoxScreamingEagle I'll whip the dogshit out of you, Vaughan.
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    I would love to read one of Bill's college papers. It would be either intellectually stimulating or some of the most inane babble ever put on paper. Either way, it'd be worth reading.
     
    #42 HaydenFoxScreamingEagle, Jan 20, 2018
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  43. al1

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    I honestly didn't realize people didn't like Walton until today. Everything he says is tongue in cheek.
     
    #43 al1, Jan 20, 2018
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  44. fsudan

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    Yea, he is rad and says rad things
     
    #44 fsudan, Jan 20, 2018
  45. The Banks

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    Walton quoting Grateful Dead lyrics in commentary

    :ded:
     
    #45 The Banks, Jan 20, 2018
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  46. HaydenFoxScreamingEagle

    HaydenFoxScreamingEagle I'll whip the dogshit out of you, Vaughan.
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    Kind of like Steve Martin, I've always felt like Bill Walton is one of those people who anybody--regardless of race, gender, region, political leanings, etc.--would enjoy. I suppose I was wrong, though.
     
    #46 HaydenFoxScreamingEagle, Jan 20, 2018
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  47. al1

    al1 Well-Known Member
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    Get on board then Dan
     
    #47 al1, Jan 20, 2018
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  48. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    You have to take shit way too serious not to like him.
     
    #48 Daniel Ocean, Jan 20, 2018
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  49. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    He’s awful and should be relegated to west coast games that don’t matter
     
    #49 devine, Jan 20, 2018
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  50. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    That’s what he does
     
    #50 Daniel Ocean, Jan 20, 2018
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