The Official Bill Walton thread

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  1. laxjoe

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  2. 40wwttamgib

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    CONFERENCE OF CHAMPIONS
     
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  3. BellottiBold

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    I won't sully the thread, but that has happened and yes, it was amazing.
     
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  4. 40wwttamgib

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    Bill Walton 17.0


    Let’s go Ducks.
     
  5. Yanks711

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    pretty sure Bill wants to bang Ayton
     
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  6. BasementCrew22

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    Haha was just coming in here to post about him being on Bill Walton, version 17.0
     
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  7. Heesu

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    The Oregon band just played Touch of Grey and he didn’t even mention it!
     
  8. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    Dave Pasch does a really good job working with Walton. Doesnt really get fazed by any of the sideshow going on next to him.
     
  9. Big Apple Duck

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    “Ducks becoming Eagles. Evolution in progress.”
     
  10. al1

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    Pasch is a vet and plays a good straight man. He's been with Bill for a few years now, they've developed a decent rapport.
     
  11. 40wwttamgib

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    I wonder if Dave smokes weed with Bill
     
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  12. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    bill is so psyched rn
     
  13. 40wwttamgib

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    CONFERENCE OF CHAMPIONS
     
  14. laxjoe

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    I'm so in. Bill calling a UCLA usc game? Let's go
     
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  15. 40wwttamgib

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    He really is my favorite. I would love to just hang out with him for a day or two. Would probably be fucking awesome.
     
  16. laxjoe

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    It is
     
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  17. al1

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    Bill is tired of Lunardi talking about those truck stop leagues. Please. Time to talk about the conference of champions.
     
  18. 40wwttamgib

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    I feel there’s a story worth hearing here.
     
  19. laxjoe

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    Hahaha not really. My brother was good friends with luke growing up, played in the same basketball teams for a while, etc so my family got to know bill. Bill bought a house near my parents probably 10 years ago so they've kept in touch. Then I was "fortunate" enough to have back surgery from the same surgeon that fixed bills back and he was nice enough to spend a couple hours with me watching basketball after my surgery (Mostly as a favor to the Dr bc he literally owes him his life. It just so happened that I know him outside of that. Bill does something similar for a lot of this Drs patients)

    But he's as awesome in person as he is on Tv. I will say, laxjoe post surgery high on meds is not nearly as good a foil as Dave pasch is. But it's something I'll never forget and it's the main reason I'm such a big fan
     
  20. 40wwttamgib

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    That is so fucking awesome.
     
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  21. laxjoe

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    My mom has an amazing picture of the two of us. I thought I had it on my phone, but can't find it
     
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  22. al1

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  23. al1

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    Supreme human
     
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  24. BellottiBold

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    Perfect.
     
  25. Daniel Ocean

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    “Sports” are just a games that allow us to drink a few beers and forget about shit. If you don’t like Bill Walton because he “messes up your serious game watching” then you need to take the stick out of your ass. If you’ve ever used the term “blue blood” unironically then go fuck your self.
     
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  26. Big Apple Duck

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    I'm going to Dead & Co at Austen this summer and Walton says he'll be there. I'm going to wear my tie die conference of champions shirt just in case I run into him
     
  27. Beeds07

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  28. Bruce Bowen

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  29. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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  30. 40wwttamgib

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  31. TheFreak55

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    I’ve heard Bill repeatedly say War Eagle now, life is beautiful
     
  32. gilstein21

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    Too many great lines from bill tonight to repeat.
     
  33. BellottiBold

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    Do it anyway though
     
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  34. gilstein21

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    “This game has more charges than a Seth greenwood mini bar. He’s thirsty in the room”

    At one other point he was reminiscing about guys he had called the tournament with In the past and said, “what was that guys name, he didn’t last long?” And kind of implied the current guy could be next. At end of the game “what’s your name again?”
     
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  35. TheFreak55

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    Thank you for let me bask in your rainbow
     
  36. Stagger Lee

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    They’re gonna have to play a deeper cut to get a shoutout. Im thinking a righteous rendition of 5-9-77 HOTW>Slipknot>Franklin’s Tower during halftime would sufficiently pique his interest
     
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  37. LeVar Burton

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    He was talking about how Hawaii was formed Monday night by all the volcanoes and I guess he named them effortlessly (I think). Which led to him talking about how the water was really shallow perfect for whales breeding in the summer time. “Which is why I prefer the West coast where I can breed year round.”

    Never change bill never change
     
  38. gilstein21

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    He had some Darwin evolution tangent last night too. First half was about how bad the basketball was had him questioning evolution but then he brought it back up in 2nd half as a believer
     
  39. BellottiBold

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    :laugh:
     
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  40. 40wwttamgib

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    Is Bill calling tonight’s conference of champions matchup?
     
  41. Heesu

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  42. 40wwttamgib

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  43. 40wwttamgib

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    id love to get baked and go on a bike ride with Bill
     
  44. 40wwttamgib

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    There he is.

    The man. The myth. The legend.
     
  45. Heesu

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    If anyone reading this thread hasn’t listened to his audiobook, wtf, go listen to it ASAP. It’s the fucking best.
     
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  46. 40wwttamgib

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    Rough night for the CONFERENCE OF CHAMPIONS
     
  47. Fecta23

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    Bill is the fucking goat.
     
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  48. You and You

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    Roxy: Have you ever trained at high altitude, Bill?

    Bill: All the time.

    Roxy: Really, where at?

    Bill: Wherever I was.

    10 seconds of silence...