The official documentation of the demise of one Jonathan Paul Manziel.

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  1. spagett

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    I feel like I would go on a bender, too, if I conversed with Rome for more than a few seconds.
     
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  2. High Cotton

    High Cotton Where does this fall in our Christian walk?
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    tmb sponsors johnny football vs dumptime 1 on 1

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  3. Internet2

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    What's a Manziel autograph going for these days?
     
  4. Bruce Wayne

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    A fifth of grape Burnett's
     
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  5. DUCKMOUTH

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    Probably get a flat appearance fee from some promotional company.

    Should make enough money to get him enough blow to get through the weekend.
     
  6. Arrec Bardwin

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    Yeah that's not true
     
  7. DUCKMOUTH

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    Really? I have no clue on real numbers, but I know 5 folks that council at rehab centers and 4 of them are former/still addicts.
     
  8. Arrec Bardwin

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    Well in most civilized states you actually have to go to grad school to be a professional counselor. Of the 40-50 of people my wife has worked with around 10% struggled with addiction according to her.

    I'm sure there are plenty of recovering addicts that try to help other addicts, but are for the most part not equipped to actually help. Being an AA sponsor doesn't make you a counselor.
     
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  9. DUCKMOUTH

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    Yeah I have no clue, but two of those four I mentioned work have degrees. One is in TX and one is in MS.

    Just seems lots of addicts go into this field and want to help others. Like I said I'm not sure if it's majority, but seems like a common thing.
     
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  10. lechnerd

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    Let ye who is 21 years old, a millionaire many times over, can bang any number of different hot chicks every single day of your life, has access to any drug in the world, holds the record for most number of yards of offense in the SEC SEC SEC, has won consecutive bowl games against Oklahoma and Duke, has half a degree from Texas A&M University, and has won a football game as quarterback of the Cleveland Browns...let ye, cast the first stone.

    PM me at Fanziel2@hotmail if you want me to get you an autograph. PayPal me the money using same email address
     
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  11. Doyle McPoyle

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    The Running of the Gumps Jizz Jars?
     
  12. RalfBully

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    Rovell was saying that this will be a big time event because so many Heisman collectors dont have his autograph. Apparently they are sparse
     
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  13. Magneto

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    How sparse could they be with the signing sessions he did in college?
     
  14. lechnerd

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    *Alleged signing sessions

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  15. devine

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    How was he so good in college
     
  16. 941Gator

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    for the same reasons Devine was good in High School.
     
  17. devine

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    Which are?
     
  18. The Banks

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    Overrated competition
     
  19. Tony Ray Bans

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    Mike Evans. A ton of his highlight tape is him throwing into triple coverage and Evans mossing the shit out of people
     
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  20. 941Gator

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    oh man, just too much to post you know.
     
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  21. miles

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    Welcome to why Maty Mauk looked like a decent quarterback for half a season.
     
  22. Bert Handsome

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    Didn't he also have a top 5 draft pick that left tackle for his whole career?
     
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  23. IanBoyd

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    his entire OL in his heisman year ended up in the NFL i think.
     
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  24. devine

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    When do these $50 selfies start surfacing
     
  25. lechnerd

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    Feb 2nd. See you there.

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  26. lechnerd

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    Why anyone isn't Team Johnny I'll never understand.

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  27. Tony Ray Bans

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    God that pink Controlla shirt was MADE for Johnny
     
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  28. a.tramp

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    iirc it was because he played in that joke of a conference called the SEC. Let's get our resident conference rankings expert Taques in to confirm.
     
  29. VaxRule

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    Man with cocaine and money convinces attractive woman to date him - film at 11:00
     
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    a person claiming to be a good qb in the sec is like a person claiming to be good at breathing

    or like texas bbq claiming to be better than southern bbq

    like big deal the bar is really low ok
     
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  32. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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    Spoiler alert, you've been a douche your whole life
     
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  33. bigred77

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    even her lips look to be pretty pumped up
     
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  35. CTownND

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    Lost in the Sauce is a great hashtag

    Love how the guy posts a "diet starts monday" "i was an asshole last year" type post on Jan 19
     
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  37. Oracle of Omahawg

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    Both pair
     
  38. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    He says he's clean and trying to get back in the NFL

    He also claims to weigh 195. Not a chance
     
  39. WillySaliba

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  40. JGator1

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    According to snapchat he's at Foxborough for the AFC Title game, hows the blow in Boston?
     
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  43. Modsquader

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    Barstool was doing a FB Live for the Pats game and Johnny called in to Dave to ask what club he should go to in Boston. Big Cat called him out on it and Johnny scrambled and said he was popping waters...
     
  44. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Anyone that follows him on snapchat knows he isn't sober
     
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  45. devine

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    He did spend an hour in the gym the other day so that's a start
     
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  46. 941Gator

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    He needs to go live at IMG or something
     
  47. Cornelius Suttree

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    Anyone who knows anyone who has actually taken real steps to get over their substance abuse issues and is aware of how difficult it is knows he isn't sober
     
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  48. CraigAnne Conway

    CraigAnne Conway Putting that ball into the basketball ring
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    Every snap I see of his I'm just hoping ends with him getting hit by a car or punched
     
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  49. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    i wish i could piss my professional life away and still be able to fly around the country partying and going to nfl playoff games
     
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  50. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    He was supposed to go to ATL for that game today and when his flight got cancelled he managed to fly to Boston and go to the pats game