The official documentation of the demise of one Jonathan Paul Manziel.

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  1. Jake Barnes

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    After basically having his whole RL exposed on TMB, Farva ragging an NFL player for driving a $100k+ car is admittedly top 3 material.
     
  2. Barves2125

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    Dude. He called a man "Jenny." That's outstanding humor right there. Top three troll.
     
  3. * J Y *

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    Guys this car burns rice at a record rate its totally not a rice burner.
     
  4. SmoochieWallace

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    GTR Alpha 9. 0-60 in 2.6.

    You guys can get fucked. I'd take that car in a heartbeat.
     
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  5. CraigAnne Conway

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    Well that's because you're a child.
     
  6. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    These Browns uniforms are such a downgrade its unbelievable.
     
  7. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
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    Manziel came out and addressed the argument, but did he address why he 1.) was day drinking, 2.) was driving 90 mph, and 3.) was passing people on the fucking shoulder?
     
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  8. WC

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    So glad this thread turned into a FF1 topic.

    Let's get some 50 weight for farva.
     
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  9. wes tegg

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    The GT-R is awesome.
     
  10. SmoochieWallace

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    Probably. I'll still take the car.
     
  11. HatterasJack

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    Some folks are really sensitive about their nissans. 0-60 times are the only measure of a super car? If so, there are some really shitty street drag cars running around that are "supercars".

    Check out this supercar...0-60 in 2.5 seconds!
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  12. TheChatch

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    If I spend a 100k on a car it's not going to be a fuckin Nissan.
     
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  13. Mitch Cumstein

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    that is correct
     
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  14. CraigAnne Conway

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    Exactly.
     
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  15. Joe_Pesci

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    if i had $100k to spend on a car, i'd probably buy what i wanted and wouldn't care what a pathetic liar from ohio thought about it
     
  16. JBF76

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    Oh my, she's a smokeshow.
     
  17. CraigAnne Conway

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    Hahaha, yeah Firkle, because you're such a forward thinker with confidence against those who make fun of you. :roll:
     
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  18. wes tegg

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    If I had $170k to spend and wanted a performance car, I'd buy that GT-R because it's by far the best performance car you can get for $170k.
     
  19. Houndster

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    If I had $170k to spend on a car, I'd buy a Toyota Camry and spend the rest on a balling ass birthday party.
     
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  20. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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  21. Big Meech

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    Only on TMB does a Manziel post become a wigger debate about Nissans.
     
  22. kylebw7

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    I looked up the alpha 9 someone mentioned above and that company makes a gtr alpha 16 that goes to 60 under two seconds on street tires with no weight reduction. That'd feel like a nuclear bomb when you hit boost with 2000 HP.
     
  23. UncleJesse

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    Damn, if TMB is now too good to drive a GTR, I would love to see what everyone else is driving.
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  24. Whammy Business

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    I drive a 2004 Honda Accord.
     
  25. UncleJesse

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    Practical, economical, I like it.
     
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  26. CraigAnne Conway

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    Love the Honda Accord
     
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  27. Whammy Business

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    Best part is it's paid for. Baallllllinnn
     
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  28. Bruce Wayne

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    This thread went from 0-potato faster than a GTR can go 0-60
     
  29. Marty Kaan

    Marty Kaan By any means necessary
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    because that is all you will ever be able to afford in your lifetime
     
  30. CraigAnne Conway

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    lol no it's not!
     
  31. NothingIsOT

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    2014 mustang gt

    Stick shift if you really want to get cunty
     
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  32. brolift

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    Is Jenny going to get in trouble for drinking and hitting his gf?
     
  33. dump

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    no because the bitch deserved it for getting mouthy
     
  34. brolift

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    This is why you will die alone
     
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  35. dump

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    no I'll die with you
     
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  36. dump

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  37. dump

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    this bitch :roll:

    http://bustedcoverage.com/2015/10/19/johnny-manziel-police-report-raw-police-video/

    We now have the full dashcam video from the Johnny Manziel and Colleen Crowley incident and learn that Crowley has lived with Manziel for the last two months. We also now have the full police report where we learn that Crowley said “He doesn’t need to be here,” when Manziel’s good friend Paul Kruger showed up. Manziel and Kruger are golfing buddies and the two live near each other in Avon, where this incident took place.

    We also learn that Crowley dropped a “my dad’s a lawyer” line on the cops and mentioned that she “didn’t do shit” and then dropped an obligatory f-bomb.

    Video is in the link
     
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  38. HatterasJack

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  39. Redav

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    If I had 170k I'd spend it on two girls at the same time.
     
  40. Lefthook

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    ITT I discovered that Farva knows exactly dick about cars.
     
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  41. CraigAnne Conway

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    So..... Are dudes allowed to hit women now?
     
  42. CraigAnne Conway

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    Why would I concern myself with rice-burners? I'm an adult.
     
  43. Lefthook

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    Buddy of mine is a custom car builder - one of his customers has an Alpha 9 equipped GTR, runs an 8 second quarter mile on DOT tread. Is also a giant piece of shit that they can't keep running for any lengthy period of time. It has eaten like 5 transmissions and something is always fucking broken on it. I've got 2 friends that have owned or currently own one. There's always something wrong with the damn thing.

    People who are laughing at it like it's a cheap ass Nissan are retarded. It's a pretty neat car, but it's also a temperamental bitch that is certain to eat your fucking wallet unless you leave it bone stock. And if you leave it bone stock, a ZL-1 with long tube headers, pulleys and a tune will eat your lunch. It's still Godzilla but let's not pretend that it deserves to be compared with legitimate exotics like a GT-3 or 488GTB or Vanquish or something.
     
  44. wes tegg

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    The 2015 Nismo (which it appears "Jenny" was driving) "stock" is the equivalent of a tuned up past model. It's 595 horsepower off the lot.
     
  45. devine

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    I agree ^^
     
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  46. Lefthook

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    The Alpha 9 setup posted above is making a shit ton more power than the Nismo - some ridiculous 4 figure number, really once you start talking about 500-600-700-800hp it's all pretty insane power levels but you've crossed the Mendoza Line where chassis isn't as important as power. I mean, I get that people want to cite HP figures but really the Nissan is outrunning cars with much higher specific power output because of the sophisticated computer-controlled chassis/drivetrain.

    Usually the Nismo stuff is legitimate though. I am not going to bother going to look up what all it has, but it's obviously more than just a tune. Probably some pretty nice brake and suspension upgrades, it probably is a decent little track day weapon.
     
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  47. Joe_Pesci

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    jim rome mentioned this earlier: if he admitted to drinking earlier in the day, his girl was drunk as hell, and there had allegedly been some kind of altercation, why wasnt johnny given a breathalyzer test? :angrycorn:
     
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  48. wes tegg

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    It's got some pretty significant upgrades. It was Nissan's mea culpa for toning down the base model so significantly. They also added so much to it "stock" to preserve the claim for the fastest Nurberging lap from a "volume production car."
     
  49. Magneto

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  50. Redav

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    Lol at farva thinking he's driving like a sentra
     
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