The official documentation of the demise of one Jonathan Paul Manziel.

lol even Art Briles can get a job in the CFL

 

damn and they just hired Art Briles ffs

 

Not true. They shot that down. The article linked at the bottom of that story also says they're still very interested in Manziel and there is more to it that 'may or may not' come out. Whatever that means

 

Shut up and just laugh at the joke you wet blanket.

 

The entire premise of the joke wasnt true though so how could that even be funny

 

Your loss, Canada.

 

Oh, I know these feels.

 

Jesus Johnny

 

hey, atleast it looks like he has laid off the cocaine, right lechnerd

 

Well it appears he's off the Bolivian marching powder at least.

 

He looks like a dad.

 

Well, he’s probably off the booger sugar.

 

Hey guys do any of y'all think he's quit doing cocaine? Thanks

 

i bet hes still doing cocaine

 

well hes off the nose candy, am i right guys

 

More creative names please, thx

 

They’re like monkeys aren’t they?

 

he is most definitely probably off the toot

 

At least he has kicked the blow

 

LOOKS LIKE HE ISNT PLAYING IN THE SNOW

 

I expect big things next season now that he’s got that Tom Brady physique

 

He finally has said NAY-O to the YAY-O

 

he looks happy

 

This is my exact body at the moment

 

Well this is his gf so...

 

bet he still does lines off her ass

 

Looks like he's laid off the

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Jeans; Devil’s Dandru; Diente; Dienton; Dona Blanca; Double Bubble; Dove; Dream; Dulces; Duracell; Dust;
Escama; Escorpino; Falopa; Fish (liquid cocaine); Flake; Flea Market Jeans; Florida Snow; Flour; Food;Foolish Powder; Fox; Freeze; Friskie Powder; Frula; Gabacho; Galaxy; Gallos; Gato; Gift of the Sun; Gin; Girl;
Girlfriend; Glad Stu; Gold Dust; Green Gold; Gringa; Grout; Gueros; Guitar; Hamburger; Happy Dust; Happy
Powder; Happy Trails; Heaven; Heaven Dust; Henry VIII; Hooter; Hundai; Hunter; Icing; Inca Message; Izzy;Jam; Jeep; Jelly; John Deere; Joy Flakes; Joy Powder; Junk; King’s Habit; Kordell; Lady; Lady Snow; Late
Night; Lavada; Leaf; Line; Loaf; Love Aair; Maca Flour; Mama Coca; Mandango; Maradona; Mayo; Melcocha;
Mercedes; Milk; Milonga; Mojo; Mona Lisa; Mosquitos; Movie Star Drug; Mujer; Napkin; Nieve; Niña; NoseCandy; Nose Powder; Old Lady; Oyster Stew; Paint; Paloma; Palomos; Pantalones; Papas; Paradise;Paradise White; Parrot; Pearl; Pedrito; Perico; Peruvian; Peruvian Flake; Peruvian Lady; Pescado; Pez; Pillow;Pimp; Pollo; Polvo; Powder; Powder Diamonds; Puritain; Queso Blanco; Racehorse Charlie; Rambo; Refresco;
Refrescas; Reindeer Dust; Rims; Rocky Mountain; Rolex; Rooster; Scale; Schmeck; Schoolboy; Scorpion;Scottie; Seed; Serpico; Sierra; Shirt; Ski Equipment; Sleigh Ride; Snow; Snow Bird; Snow Cone; Snow White;
Snowball; Snowake; Society High; Soda; Soditas; Soft; Space (mixed with PCP); Speedball (mixed withheroin); Stardust; Star Spangled Powder; Studio Fuel; Suave; Sugar; Superman; Sweet Stu; Talco; Talquito;
Tamales; Taxi; Tecate; Teenager; Teeth; Tequila; Thunder; Tire; Tonto; Toot; Tortes; Toyota; T-Shirts; Turkey;Tutti-Frutti; Vaquita; Wash; Wet; Whack (mixed with PCP); White; White Bitch; White Cross; White Girl; WhiteGoat; White Horse; White Lady; White Mercedes Benz; White Mosquito; White Paint; White Powder; White
Root; White Shirt; White T; Whitey; Whiz Bang; Wings; Wooly; Work; Yayo; Yeyo; Yoda; Zip

 

Mike gundy fat lol

 

Reaction to today’s boring bump

 

Has anyone speculated about his narcotics use?

 

To me it looks like he stopped using the cocaine drugs and got his appetite back to me

 

Looks to me like he’s off the Colombian Bam-Bam.

 

I'm willing to bet he skipped season 2 of Narcos.

 

No more of this chemistry looking stuff for Johnny, I see.

 

Probably something you shouldn’t admit on tmb.

 

Looks like he’s getting a little more baking soda in his diet.

 

Why?

 

I'm a quasi-fat 31-year old dad. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?

 

Aren't you really just a weight loss sandbagger?

 

If by 'weight loss sandbagger' you mean 'guy that can gain and lose a shit ton of weight in a short amount of time', then yes, I am.

 

You weigh like 170lbs

 

He’s a big guy isn’t he

 

My lightest was 174 about 4-5 years ago. My normal weight is 185-190.
Currently rocking around 200 today.

 

5'11" 200lbs. If I were black, athletic, and 17 years old, I'd be an ideal Saftey prospect.

Alas, I'm a 31 year old chubby dad.

 

Oh, I was saying that 170 is big compared to him. Congrats on the dad bod though!

 

Thanks :)