The official documentation of the demise of one Jonathan Paul Manziel.

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  1. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    He’d be so cool to party with. Dude parties hard.
     
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  2. Todd Bonzales

    Todd Bonzales Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    Can’t say a bad thing about someone being a little introspective.
     
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  3. Jake Barnes

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    I sympathize with Manziel.

    Some people just aren’t happy with the kind of life you need to live to be a pro athlete at that level. Everybody wanted him to be that, and most of us believe we would want that if we had his ability, but I think he knew, maybe even unconsciously, that it wasn’t for him and did some self-sabotage to free himself from those expectations.
     
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  4. Corch

    Corch My son got the Denver Nuggets jeans
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    We've been through a trillion QBs so it's whatever.

    The thing is, he could have been at least decent.

    The last few games of his career he was starting to put it together
     
  5. blind dog

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  7. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  8. Truman

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    What the hell is this?
     
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  9. BayouMafia

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    is that being played in a laser tag venue
     
  10. bro

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  11. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  12. JGator1

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  13. bigred77

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    Looks like the infamous Zap vs Bea game featuring the all time almost great manzel
     
  14. southlick

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  15. JGator1

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    Love me some Quinton Flowers, the guy who made Willie Taggart at least $15+ million thanks to morons like Muschamp passing on him.
     
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  16. spagett

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    He looked so slow
     
  17. Truman

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    This is so bizarre
     
  18. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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  19. Houndster

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    Give me 3 months professional training and I would run that league
     
  20. Truman

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    Extra points are just 1 v 1 WR vs DB
     
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  21. JGator1

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  22. southlick

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    Halftime is just players chilling in the EZ
     
  23. southlick

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    Manziel is 1/6 for 3 yards and 109 yds rushing.
     
  24. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Four verts on fourth and goal from the one you cowards
     
  25. dump

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  26. JGator1

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    There's different color helmets for guys on the same team, wtf
     
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  27. Stringer Bell

    Stringer Bell JAN LEVINSON I PRESUME

    He's desperately waiting for the "line of cocaine" play.​
     
  28. dump

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  29. dump

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    fuck you man

    your name is stringer bell but your avi is clearly of idris elba in the office

    the fuck is wrong with you
     
  30. BayouMafia

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    I could pretty much run the world with Bret Meyer throwing deep to Todd Blythe in NCAA 2004
     
  31. JGator1

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  32. bigred77

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  33. Corky Bucek

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    They probably pay $500 a game, so they don't have to worry about salaries being an issue
     
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  34. Bert Handsome

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  35. TC

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    Johnny Golfball's Timeline:

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  36. bigred77

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  37. bro

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  38. bigred77

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    I am shocked
     
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  39. dump

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    We clean
     
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  40. joe-

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    I liked when he talked about how he only had like $65 in his account despite his family being oil rich
     
  41. EdmondDantes

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    tik tok Aggy!
     
  42. Daniel Ocean

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    your what is clean?
     
  43. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Snitches on himself

    Cries on the golf course

    Yup.
     
  44. bigred77

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    An aggy never lies, cheats or steals

    Is that how it goes?
     
  45. hood b. goode

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  47. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    I love when people get defensive about things like that.

    I love Cleveland, but I’m biased. Relative to other major cities though, Cleveland stinks.
     
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  48. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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