The official documentation of the demise of one Jonathan Paul Manziel.

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  1. CraigAnne Conway

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    I made fun of Jenny for not knowing how to drive a stick. You need to learn to read.
    I said nothing about cars with automatic transmissions. Hell, I drive an auto... But I know how to drive a stick, as any red-blooded American should.
     
  2. Lefthook

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    Ugh. You were making fun of him for driving an automatic by inferring that he can't drive a stick. For the reasons aforementioned, this is dumb.

    I'm glad you know how to operate a manual transmission. In a few more years that skill will be almost as useful as my ability to rebuild a carburetor and set points in a distributor.
     
  3. CraigAnne Conway

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    I don't know or care what you're talking about
     
  4. Lefthook

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    :laugh:

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  5. bro

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    evidently he drank some alcohol, TMZ made a headline, and now the Browns are thinking about benching him

    seems fair
     
  6. brolift

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    Admittedly has alcohol problem
    Drinks alcohol
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  7. Hoss Bonaventure

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    It's the whole Syrian thing. Can't be too careful these days.
     
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  8. bro

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    he seems to be functioning pretty solidly with his past few performances
     
  9. CraigAnne Conway

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    Officially has been demoted to 3rd string for the Cleveland Browns.
    http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap30...rterback?campaign=tw-nf-sf15938925-sf15938925
    Browns name Josh McCown starting quarterback
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    • Cleveland Browns have made another switch at the quarterback position.

      Every game, all season
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      A week after naming Johnny Manziel the team's starting quarterback for the rest of the season, the Browns will revert to veteran signal-caller Josh McCown, the team announced. Manziel has been demoted to the No. 3 quarterback position on the depth chart, behind Austin Davis.

      "Josh McCown will be the starting quarterback on Monday night against the Ravens," coach Mike Pettine said in a team-issued statement.

      "I informed the quarterbacks of that decision after I sat down and spoke with Johnny, Flip (John DeFilippo) and Kevin (O'Connell) after practice today. Johnny will be the third quarterback. I've spoken to Ray (Farmer) and Jimmy (Haslam) to inform them of my decision, and they are in full support."


      Around the NFL will have more on this story shortly.
      [/spoiler/
     
  10. Pelican

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  11. CraigAnne Conway

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    I'd imagine this marks the end of Jenny as a Cleveland Brown.
    The Organization has pretty much just chose Pettine over him.
     
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  12. Biff Bridges

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    Manziel's a mess but he pales in comparison to that fucking joke of a franchise.
     
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  13. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    They deserve everything they get for changing the best unis in the NFL to this bullshit:

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  14. Mix

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    Obviously he will end up back in rehab and end up a Cowboy next year.
     
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  15. CraigAnne Conway

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    Browns twitter is amazing right now
     
  16. CraigAnne Conway

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  18. dblplay1212

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    Did he admit it was alcohol that he checked into rehab for?
     
  19. Corch

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    God I hate this fucking team.

    Farva, don't "like" this post you retarded asshole
     
  20. brolift

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    Never confirmed if it was cocaine or alcohol. Bottom line: Dude needs to be sober and he isn't.
     
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  21. dblplay1212

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    Someone with a coke problem can have a few beers and be fine.
     
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  22. Corch

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    Yeah he was drinking liquor straight from the bottle
     
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  23. brolift

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    Cool. I'll mention that at the next NA meeting I go to. Should go over really well.
     
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  24. dblplay1212

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    I'm not going to crucify him for not having a glass.
     
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  25. brolift

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    Amazed that dbl is now an expert on substance abuse.
     
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  26. brolift

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    Yeah but you're nobody and your opinion means dick
     
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  28. Kirk Fogg

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    Did the caller actually identify themselves as male? If not, then Dustin needs to know he should be checking his male privilege, and not identify someone's gender without affirmation from the person in question ahead of time.
     
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  29. CraigAnne Conway

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    lol ok I won't.
     
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  30. dblplay1212

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    Where did I claim to be? You just made something up and I called you on it. Now you're mad about that. Sorry not sorry.
     
  31. brolift

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    I didn't make anything up, you didn't call me on it, and I don't care.
    JM is notorious for his alcohol abuse and cocaine consumption.
    I don't understand how you could even consider making that something you'd try to argue about on here srs.
     
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  32. dblplay1212

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    :laugh:
     
  33. The Banks

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    Can someone admit to an alcohol problem without admitting that's what they went to rehab for?
     
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  34. dblplay1212

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    Sure. I don't think Manziel has ever admitted to having an alcohol problem, though.
     
  35. brolift

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  36. Bert Handsome

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    Back in the day you could be a crappy quarterback with a drinking problem in peace.

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    #237 SuperCam, Nov 24, 2015
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  38. CraigAnne Conway

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  40. CraigAnne Conway

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  41. Tony Ray Bans

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    If you have a problem with drugs, especially party drugs like coke, getting hammered is inadvisable.
     
  42. zeberdee

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    guy likes to party that doesn't mean he has a problem.
     
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    Thank fucking god
     
  44. Gaknight

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    A 22 year old went out on his bye week? Oh the horror

    Hell he probably went to rehab for appearances sake or the Browns made him.
     
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  45. CraigAnne Conway

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    Browns Twitter/Facebook is seriously all like "Gronk goes out and parties, nothing happens... Johnny Football goes out on his bye week, benched"

    Seriously :roll:
     
  46. JBF76

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    The difference is that Manziel is an acknowledged alcoholic and Kronk is not. Trouble tends to follow alcoholics wherever they go and it is obviously the case with Manziel. The Browns fans who are making that comparison are fucking morons.
     
  47. brolift

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    The part in the article where it says going to rehab for alcohol dependency issues?
     
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  49. Tony Ray Bans

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    I think the team has concerns beyond any substance abuse issues he may or may not have (we can all go back and forth all day about whether he went to rehab as PR move or for drugs or for alcohol or whatever). The fact is that made a promise to exercise better judgement and JUST had the incident this thread was started about happen which, again, linked Johnny to drinking and making poor decisions. So, after swearing up and down that he was going to stay away from drinking and subsequently being named the starter, for him to put on a drunken show for people with cell phone cameras pointed at him in a public place is just an astonishing lack of self-awareness. It has less to do, at this point, with him having a drink and more to do with him explicitly stating he is going to stay out of the spotlight for the wrong reasons and then, when the stakes get EVEN HIGHER with his being named the starter, he appears in these new videos. If you are the people who he made those promises to, you have to think 1) he just doesn't get it and 2) you can't really trust his word.

    If you play the position that values decision making ability maybe more than any other position in any other sport known to man and that's how you conduct yourself, its going to hurt your credibility.
     
  50. Jax Teller

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    Because a lot of the people that buy GTRs have more money than sense.