The Official Plane Crash Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Swim Cantore, Jul 29, 2015.

  1. Redav

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    Good job bertwing you piece of shit
     
  2. teel

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    EgyptAir? Sounds like a pyramid scheme
     
  3. spagett

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    LOVE SHACK BAYBAY
     
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  4. JGator1

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  5. kezarmyaj

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    I guess they had jukebox money
     
  6. SmoochieWallace

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    I believe you mean multilevel marketing business opportunity.
     
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  7. Larry Sura

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    official thread sucks
     
  8. FarEastJets

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    [​IMG]
     
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  9. bertwing

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    I didn't merge it. It was renamed though
     
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  10. Fancy

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    don't fucking merge threads like this you twats
     
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  11. Jork

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    The only story that CNN covers in a more obnoxious fashion than the Hillary/Trump hate fuck is a plane crash.
     
  12. Jalen Rose

    Jalen Rose I'll allow it.
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    what is TMB's obsession with hiding threads in other threads that might tangentially relate to one another?

    just make a new thread/keep them separate.
     
  13. Phil Connors

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    #allthreadsmatter
     
  14. UncleJesse

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    Can we merge this thread with the Cooking for Bae thread? I like my airplane crash talk and shitty food pics all in one place.
     
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  15. Fancy

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    should make it NSFW to cover our bases
     
  16. Kirk Fogg

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    We all know airline food sucks, so this seems like a relevant combination too me.
     
  17. MODEVIL

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    Worst merge ever. Could not find the Egypt thread I was following last night.
     
  18. POWESHOW

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    NO threads get merged. Period.
     
  19. je ne suis pas ici

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    US operating under theory that it was a bomb

    remember last fall a russian jet got blown up after taking off, likely a bomb too. isis claimed credit.
     
  20. Scott Van Pelt

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    New mods have been trash so far. Fire them all, especially bertwing
     
  21. skeezy

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    It was a soda can bomb
     
  22. je ne suis pas ici

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    this one or that one
     
  23. skeezy

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    That one
     
  24. je ne suis pas ici

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    hard to keep up with all these thread mergers flyin around out there
     
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  25. skeezy

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    Nothing about those planes is flying anymore
     
  26. je ne suis pas ici

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    [​IMG]
     
  27. skeezy

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    Except Malaysian 370... Bitch is probably on Mars by now
     
  28. bertwing

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    yeah well at least I don't share a fanhood with six seconds
     
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  29. lhprop1

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    Maybe this EgyptAir flight merged with Malaysia 370 and they're both on Mars.
     
  30. Scott Van Pelt

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    Too harsh man. Too harsh
     
  31. The Banks

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    So can we unmerge it?
     
  32. Artoo

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    Who gives a fuck? Talk about the fucking plane crash in here. What's the big fucking deal?
     
  33. bertwing

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    I don't think so. I can still see the old thread but there's no option to unmerge.

    What's done is done. We'll try to avoid doing that in the future. Now quit yalls bitching and get back to making fun of Truman
     
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  34. skeezy

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    wreckage found. Early signs point to a bomb
     
  35. RoyalShocker

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    Hey, friend. Can you change the thread title to include something about the current plane crash/terrorism, so that anyone looking to discuss it can do so freely and easily?

    That seems like something a sensible moderator would do.
     
  36. bertwing

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    That work for you love?
     
  37. Tobias

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    judging off the thread title, i guess we've totally given up on finding dbl's penis :(
     
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  38. Bill the Butcher

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    Any odds on the religion of person carrying bomb?
     
  39. Tobias

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    if only super soldier todd was there to stop them
     
  40. Bill the Butcher

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    Already getting mad that it looks like the Religion of Peace got another one.
     
  41. zeberdee

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    as opposed to being happy about it?
     
  42. Bill the Butcher

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    No one is happy about it, I see another sympathizer getting his feelings hurt already
     
  43. Tobias

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    i was simply laughing at you pretending to be a seal team 6 member on the internet matt
     
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  44. Where Eagles Dare

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    Fuck you, bitch.

    Should change your name to BitchWing
     
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  45. zeberdee

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    I sympathize for all the people who died and their families.
     
  46. Bill the Butcher

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    Oh, okay. Youre cool.
    I do too, except the probably 35 mums that were on that one.
     
  47. Jax Teller

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    Low blow man, low blow.
     
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  48. CraigAnne Conway

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    Kevin the Kentucky Pud, ladies and gentlemen.
     
  49. Artoo

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    Guam is so harsh on airframes. No idea yet if it was mechanical or human caused. Crazy that they all made it out safely, especially since they didn't even use the forward hatches

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  50. RoyalShocker

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    Thank you, bertbutt. Your actions have turned an error in judgement into an opportunity for the board to move forward as best as possible.

    I hope you have a nice day. If I find any other ways in which I can make your job easier, I'll be sure to tag you.
     
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