The Official Thread of YOUR Cincinnati Reds: Blatantly America's Team

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  1. Goose

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    Glad I can’t watch it! Great product, MLB!
     
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  2. Baron

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    Go to the bar
     
  3. The Walrus

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    First time in a long time I'm legitimately excited to watch a Reds game and I can't. Bally Sports can suck a dick
     
  4. Goose

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    The most frustrating thing about it is there’s no option short of ditching YouTube TV. I don’t even know who to be mad at
     
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  5. Baron

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    Hunter Greene is good.
     
  6. Baron

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    Pretty neat stat, if you wanna call it that

     
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  7. Baron

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    Happy Opening Day!

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  8. Baron

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  9. repoocs

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    Fuck you, Phil.
     
  10. b7

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    Fuck him - crying poor when the valuation of the team from when they bought due to media rights.
     
  11. ohbluefan

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    This motherfucker isn’t even crying poor, he’s basically saying he’s capped out the profitability of the franchise. “No juice left in this turnip, unless you want to move the team”.
     
  12. b7

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    Good point. That’s exactly what he is saying. Fuck him so hard
     
  13. Spontaneous Cumbustion

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    I won't be attending a Reds game again until they either sell the team or start spending money.

    Meanwhile I went in on Bengals season tickets with my brothers because they've somehow become the model winning franchise.
     
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  14. Goose

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    Interesting fight to pick with a lowkey rabid ass fanbase
     
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  15. Baron

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    Lodolo time!

     
    #515 Baron, Apr 13, 2022
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  17. Pelican

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    Is it even possible to get Bally Sports on YouTube tv?
     
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  18. ohbluefan

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    I’m also starting year 2 no Reds on TV to watch, Castellini being a fucking douche helps ease the trouble.
     
  19. Goose

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    Nope
     
  20. Goose

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    I just turned the game on a stream I turned it on right as we stranded 3.

    Let me get this straight:

    They didn't start this guy pitching right now because he was nervous and whatever dipshit they actually started gave up 3 runs in the first?
     
  21. Baron

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    Yep lol
     
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  22. Baron

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    aNaLyTiCs
     
  23. Baron

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  24. Spuds

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    Hunter Greene making baseball’s highest payroll look silly. Too bad nobody can hit.
     
  25. b7

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    Is there any generational talents in the 2023 draft?
     
  26. Goose

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    We need Jesus
     
  27. The Walrus

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    Doesn't look like it at this stage. Mostly college players at the top of the lists I've seen, which unfortunately fits what the Reds seem to prefer. Ugh

    Meanwhile Andruw Jones' kid is the top player in the 22 draft :feelsbadman:
     
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    Fuck Luke Voit
     
  29. Baron

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  30. b7

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    Manny going to take the beaning?
     
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  31. Baron

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    You called it lol
     
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  32. Baron

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  34. Goose

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    Updated thread title. Dear lord this is bad
     
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  35. herb.burdette

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    Courtesy of beist who had it in the random thoughts thread.

    The Reds are off to the worst start in franchise history.

     
    #537 herb.burdette, May 2, 2022
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  36. repoocs

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    Answers Phil's question "Where ya gonna go?"

    In the truck, Phil. I'm gonna go in the truck.
     
  37. herb.burdette

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    With last nights 18-4 loss (no mercy rule), the Reds are 3-21.

    This is the worst start in franchise history and the worst in MLB since Detroit also went 3-21 in 2003.

    The Reds are on pace to lose 142 games.
     
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  38. b7

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    Best part about sucking this bad is knowing that the MLB instituted a lottery for draft picks now. So even if there was some generational talent the Reds will probably won’t get to pick them because Phil will fuck up the lottery.
     
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  39. Spontaneous Cumbustion

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    Wait seriously they added a lottery? How stupid
     
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  40. Goose

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    Assuming they base your odds of getting the #1 pick off your record it’s shaping up like it’ll be a sure thing!
     
  41. The Walrus

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    Wish we had the first pick in this June's draft and not (potentially) next. Some really exciting talent at the top this year. Not so much in 2023 at this point, but it's early.

    Not that I trust this front office to make the right pick regardless
     
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  42. b7

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    They probably would cut a deal to take the highest rated senior 1st baseman.
     
    #544 b7, May 5, 2022
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  43. The Walrus

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    The Reds are fucking addicted to using premium picks on college players with zero upside
     
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  44. Baron

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    Those diamond seats gonna be on the cheap tho boys :smug:
     
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  45. ohbluefan

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    This is the only way I step foot in GABP this year. If I can get diamond seats for under $200 a piece I might have to look into it.

    Definitely going to a dragons game though
     
  46. b7

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    Where else you going to go?
     
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  47. herb.burdette

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    I think you are overlooking some great promotions at Great American if you don’t attend a game this year.

    For example, tomorrow is Shit In The Truck In Centerfield Night.
     
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  48. illinoisbuckeye

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    My buddy came into town last week and we got decent seats for $10. Made $150 that night betting against the Reds.
     

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