The official tiger woods fanboy thread

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  1. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    He’s back folks #MSGA
     
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  2. JeremyLambsFace

    JeremyLambsFace For bookings contact Morgan at 702-374-3735
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    BYKE
     
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  3. Thoros of Beer

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    i expect there to be a nice cross section of bud light lime fans and tiger fanboys
     
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  4. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

    Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all Putting big balls in little holes, circa 1995
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    Uh hello yes im here.

    Service isnt good in bahamas though
     
  5. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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  6. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

    Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all Putting big balls in little holes, circa 1995
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    Tiger wins the slam in 18.
     
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  7. The B1G Kucktis

    The B1G Kucktis #TeamGritty
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    He is jacking the ball and not jerking it anymore.
     
  8. Houndster

    Houndster Ball don't lie
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    What’s the concentration of Perkins’ restauarants in the Bahamas?
     
  9. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

    Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all Putting big balls in little holes, circa 1995
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    I swear this was funny 4 years ago.
     
  10. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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  11. Houndster

    Houndster Ball don't lie
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    I was told there was no statute of limitations.
     
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  12. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 Dude's car got a little dinged up
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    It still is
     
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  13. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

    Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all Putting big balls in little holes, circa 1995
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  14. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    there is nothing better than watching tiger in red on sunday charge up the leaderboard while you enjoy the low calories and lime infused flavor offered by a limer or two (or 12 lol)
     
  15. Thoros of Beer

    Thoros of Beer Academy Award-Winning Actor, Tim Allen
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    this requires about 15 trips to the bathroom, all are worth it
     
  16. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    I just piss from my couch into a bucket below that’s rests between my legs
     
  17. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    there are no regrets when you #livelimed
     
  18. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    No surprised his number 1 fan started this thread
     
  19. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Wow here we are again lol
     
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  20. fsuNizz

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    So...here we are
     
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  21. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    Hello I'm here
     
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  22. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins AND STAY OUT OF THE WOOLWORTH
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    Here for the friendship
     
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  23. bertwing

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    Been a day 1 bae for Tiger
     
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  24. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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  25. GeneralPaton

    GeneralPaton Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.
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    Celebrating this glorious Tiger victory with a thick ass ribeye, some crab legs, maybe even a cigar. :blessed:
     
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  26. clemsontyger04

    clemsontyger04 Two offensive coordinators are better than one
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    Bourbon?
     
  27. GeneralPaton

    GeneralPaton Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.
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    Debating which one right now.
     
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  28. clemsontyger04

    clemsontyger04 Two offensive coordinators are better than one
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    Since Tiger decided to have Italian for lunch I'm having it for dinner.

    Please respect my decision
     
  29. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    We’re winning another major this year
     
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  30. undrtow

    undrtow learn to swim
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    Pebble
     
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  31. IanC

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  32. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    Feels great to be a champion this morning!
     
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  33. bertwing

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    Tiger tied Snead’s all time wins mark at 82 career victories.
     
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  34. undrtow

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    Needs 1 more to tie. Yesterday was 81
     
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  35. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    Still real today. It wasn't a dream, though in some ways I wish it was.

    Hard to put into words what this means to the 10 year old boy in 1999 who grew up half a mile from where Tiger lived, with Tiger posters in his bedroom, who would sit and watch every golf tournament he could with his dad.

    My dad would tease me and chant "ABT" (anybody but Tiger, he was a big Phil fan). I would sit on the floor and be mesmerized with his swing, his charisma, his attitude. I wanted to be him and emulated him in every sense. Golf was my life from when I was 10 years old till I went off to college. It was one of the major bonding points with my dad.

    Before my dad passed away last June he told me how much different he felt about my childhood hero and idol and how he hoped he would win again. The feels.
     
  36. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins AND STAY OUT OF THE WOOLWORTH
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    The guy was my hero when I was little. Yesterday was like being a kid again. All the feels, indeed
     
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  37. stangd

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    When’s he play again?
     
  38. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins AND STAY OUT OF THE WOOLWORTH
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    Hopefully not until 2 weeks before the PGA then takes the week before off
     
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  39. The B1G Kucktis

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    Best guess is Quail Hallow in early May.
     
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  40. undrtow

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    Quail Hollow
     
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