*The Official World Cup 2022 Thread of a Lifetime* - Sponsored by Crystal Palace FC and Near Beer

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Thoros of Beer, Nov 15, 2022.

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Who Wins the 2022 World Cup?

  1. Brazil

    12.6%
  2. Belgium

    2.4%
  3. France

    15.6%
  4. Argentina

    22.2%
  5. England

    9.0%
  6. Italy

    4.8%
  7. Spain

    4.2%
  8. Netherlands

    4.8%
  9. Portugal

    1.8%
  10. Denmark

    1.8%
  11. Qatar

    3.6%
  12. Other

    17.4%
  1. teel

    teel Schiano Man
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    Instead of whipping in corners against these mutant defenders wouldn't they be better off just taking possession
     
  2. tigr2ndbase

    tigr2ndbase Well-Known Member
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    I would have our defense wear this for the next 4 years to teach them to stay on their man. 2E4444EF-E07D-4F8B-ABD7-5F19FBB650A8.jpeg
     
  3. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Zimmerman trying a bicycle kick
     
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  4. dblplay1212

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    A quick goal here so stoppage time is super exciting would be cool.
     
  5. Bricktop the white

    Bricktop the white Well-Known Member

    Fire bumhalter the moment the whistle blows and force him to fly home commercial.

    Or just plant drugs on his bag at the airport and save the buyout
     
  6. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
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    Reyna adds the spice
     
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  7. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    We need to steal a striker from another country
     
  8. Thoros of Beer

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    Good game Wicket you fucking cunt
     
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  9. Wicket

    Wicket Fan: ND, PSV, Pool FC, Cricket, Urquel, Dog Crew
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    Honestly getting a central defender or 2 from the transfer portal wouldnt be a bad idea either, like the midfield of you guys though
     
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  10. HoosDaMan

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    Speaking of the Dutch, I bumped into Jutta Leerdam on the internet the other day and not bad, not bad at all.
     
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  11. HoosDaMan

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  12. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Landon Donovan's hair is hanging on for dear life
     
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  13. SugarShaun

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    Robinson leaving a man wide open back post a far bigger issue on that goal

    As was no one closing down the space and letting Blind have all day to pick out a pass. No GK is doing anything with that
     
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  14. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    You don't know a damn thing about set pieces. We hired a coach just for set pieces. It doesn't matter that not a single one of them had any significance or impression on the game. Sending in weak unimaginative crosses to no one and never creating a shot on goal over and over and over and over and over again will eventually work.
     
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  15. tigr2ndbase

    tigr2ndbase Well-Known Member
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    I say this every World Cup but what I always take away is how much better every other country is at touches. Just watching them and pretty much every pass is on point. To me it’s the fundamentals that always kill us. Touches, marking a man, closing in on d, etc.
     
  16. GoS

    GoS I heart shitty FB teams my life is forfeit
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    I think the first 2 goals came from being mostly out coached (pressing to deep corner and crisply passing to space with perfect runners in position) and a BIT sloppy and the third came purely from stepping on our own dicks and being sloppy as nuts

    the cause of our offensive woes are largely stated in other posts today
     
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  17. GoS

    GoS I heart shitty FB teams my life is forfeit
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    I was at a bar so audio was kinda muddled but whoever said that essentially the Dutch had “3 good looks and 3 conversions” vs…uh, whatever the fuck it is we do in the final 3rd (my words)…. That felt spot on
     
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  18. GoS

    GoS I heart shitty FB teams my life is forfeit
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    I mean compare coaching resumes on each side if ya like a hearty chuckle
     
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  19. bro

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    I think Netherlands had five shots in target. 3 goals. And the 2 back to back saves by turner that easily could have been a goal.
     
  20. Racki

    Racki All is well on Unicorn Island
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    The whole buildup and concession before half is on Ream. He had comfortable possession of the ball in the 46th minute and he misses the mark badly with a pass and then gets outrun on the transition which subsequently ends in a goal. Total back breaker there.
     
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  21. JGator1

    JGator1 I'm the Michael Jordan of the industry
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    Euro academies and essentiallly South American ghettos >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shit American development until they're 18 and can go to Europe
     
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  22. jbr

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    It’s mostly first touch too. You watch those South American guys and it’s like they have velcro on their feet/bodies. USA has trouble maintaining possession on anything over short passes.
     
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  23. Thoros of Beer

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    If you all think our first touch is bad now, go watch our games from eight years ago
     
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  24. JGator1

    JGator1 I'm the Michael Jordan of the industry
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    Both true, of course back then we had a greater than 0% chance at scoring on set pieces. Pulisic's service is and has always been a fucking joke.
     
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  25. hood b. goode

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    Steph Curry in cleats

    Technically other way around but still
     
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  26. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun A man of many hobbies
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    He’s now equal with Julian Green. With a little luck he may surpass him
     
  27. bro

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  28. theregionsitter

    theregionsitter Well-Known Member
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    This crowd rocks
     
  29. IHHH

    IHHH Well-Known Member
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    That was close
     
  30. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
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    This is insane
     
  31. theregionsitter

    theregionsitter Well-Known Member
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  32. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    if spain didn't want to lose, they shouldn't have worn those candy ass jerseys
     
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  33. Baron

    Baron Well-Known Member
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    Those were some really bad PKs
     
  34. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
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    Sports are amazing. Home sick with either flu or COVID and got to watch that this morning. Hell yeah
     
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  35. ButchCassidy

    ButchCassidy Well-Known Member
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    Like for the watching, not the illness.
     
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  36. IHHH

    IHHH Well-Known Member
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    liked for the illness, not the watching
     
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  37. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode B I O I N B I O
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    Headed back to spain
    but the s is silent
     
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  38. Baron

    Baron Well-Known Member
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    Liked for sports are amazing.
     
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  39. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    liked for him having covid.
     
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  40. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
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    But I don’t, at least not officially yet. So don’t you look like a fool!
     
  41. Thoros of Beer

    Thoros of Beer Academy Award-Winning Actor, Tim Allen
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    Seems like you have plenty of energy to get a few hours of work in...
     
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  42. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
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    Nah. Just enough to shitpost on here. I’m hopeful work understands
     
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  43. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
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    no games tomorrow or thursday? looks like i'll be feeling better tomorrow!
     
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  44. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    Wow what a wasted chance at the 123 minute mark. Going to PK now.
     
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  45. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    Ha
     
  46. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    Spain choking
     
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  47. bro

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    Is Dbl unaware Spain played yesterday?

    :roll:
     
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  48. dblplay1212

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    0-3 on PK's :laugh:
     
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  49. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    Well that was fun.
     
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