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  1. Tobias

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    i know its old but it is important that everyone confirms that they havent become the dreaded laramie

     
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  2. Tobias

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    "you are the junk son--a dump of a child from the swamp"

    :roll:
     
  3. Clown Baby

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    I don’t think I’ve ever laughed as hard as the first time I read Which One of My Garbage Sons Are You
     
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  4. Tobias

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    just took the quiz again (got the dreaded laramie :tebow: ) and was still in tears

    the last one about the "i don't cry i saab" statue with one answer to "have you ever done this to me" being "yes, i loved doing this to you with all of my dumpster soul" had me crying
     
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  5. Tobias

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    user devine had never seen the article until i just sent it to him. let's all shame him until he takes the quiz
     
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  6. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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  7. Clown Baby

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  8. ashy larry

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    came to post this and posit it as a fitting end to zach hample
     
  9. devine

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    Excuse me
     
  10. ashy larry

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    i get hard thinking about this happening to zack hample. what’s your question?
     
  11. WC

    WC Bad Company, till the day I die.
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    I don’t cry I Saab
     
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  12. AlternativeFactsRule

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    I’m Royce
     
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  13. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    "I dont cry. I Saab" :roll:
     
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  14. IanC

    IanC I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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  15. Clown Baby

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  16. Tobias

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  17. Clown Baby

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  18. blind dog

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    From last year but idc just popped up on my Twitter

    https://www.theonion.com/study-shows-link-between-feelings-of-guilt-bleeding-ma-1827515502

    Also the T-shirt gun one is my favorite since the animatronic splash mountain fox

    “Brett spent the rest of the game wearing the T-shirt depicting his wife’s infidelity and sobbing quietly to himself while his two young sons kept begging him to divorce their mother so that she could marry the T-shirt gun guy and they could live with him instead.”

    Might be the best thing I’ve ever read
     
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  19. Clown Baby

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  20. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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  21. Clown Baby

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    The almost Ron Howard looks a lot like Clint Howard
     
  22. racer

    racer Forecheck, Backcheck, Paycheck, buddy.
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  23. Clown Baby

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  24. IanC

    IanC I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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  25. Clown Baby

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  26. Clown Baby

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  27. Clown Baby

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  28. IanC

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  29. laxjoe

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    Clown Baby
     
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  30. laxjoe

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    i had not heard of this (probably missed it posted in this thread)
     
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  31. Clown Baby

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    Free copy of Moby Dick
     
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  32. blind dog

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    I can’t eat until I wash my hands made me cry every time
     
  33. Clown Baby

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  34. Clown Baby

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