The Oscars - 2024

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  1. LuPoor

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    He's gonna get his someday. This is a makeup call for Brendan not winning for The Mummy
     
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  2. Corch

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    Jessica Chastain is such a babe
     
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  3. afb

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    He said he didn’t want a golden globe
     
  4. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    why is risebrough dressed like eleven when she meets the other powerful kids
     
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  5. dump

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    Also for years of ignoring his talent because he had the balls to step up as a man and to say he has been sexually assaulted
     
  6. Eathan Edwards

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    I'd go to the theatre for this.
     
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  7. beerleagueman

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    Ana De Armas is on another level
     
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  8. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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    She was very lovely as Tammy Wynette in George and Tammy.
     
  9. dump

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    And he was never gonna win one because of the sexual predators who produce it
     
  10. DirtBall

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    PAUL!!!!
     
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  11. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    yeoh-blanchett was like no country and there will be blood in 07

    just a clash of the titans
     
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  12. dump

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    Best Actress babe

    [​IMG]
     
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  13. bro

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    2 movies really dominated
     
  14. Andy Reocho

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    EEAAO cleaned up tonight
     
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  15. The.Barron.of.Miles

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    I guess I should see this movie
     
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  16. laxjoe

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    Good stuff
     
  17. dump

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    As it should

    They got Supporting Actress 100% wrong as Hsu should have won and not Hot Dog Finger Lady
     
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  18. Eathan Edwards

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    She's ridiculous - heavily confident wife and gf would leave me for her if given the opportunity.

    And hey - that wouldn't be the worst vicarious relationship I suppose :notobamanotbad:
     
  19. GrizzliesDrew

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    Short Round hugging Indy was great, but Banshees getting completely shut out is a damn tragedy
     
  20. steamengine

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    She is stunning in person and also way smaller than I previously thought.
     
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  21. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    had it ranked 4th among the nominees (and behind other non-nominees as well), but its ultimately a good thing that a movie like this gets to win the big prize

    so no quibbles here
     
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  22. laxjoe

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    Twice, at least. If you like it, you’ll enjoy it the first time but you’ll get more out of it the second time around
     
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  23. CTownND

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    Man, Blanchett and Todd Field got kinda robbed tonight. Tar getting shutout kind of rough
     
  24. Corch

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    Nice humblebrag.

    She does seem like she would be tall tho
     
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  25. steamengine

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    No person is more important than profits
     
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  26. bro

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    Could see it coming unfortunately


    Happy for all these EEAAO folks
     
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  27. dump

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    A bunch of men liking Banshees over EEAAO is not shocking
     
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  28. Lyrtch

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    i'd handle the Mummy becoming an Indiana Jones adjacent series, really should already be
     
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  29. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    that movie is just relentless excellence

    likely ends up one of those cases where it doesnt win but gets remembered as the best work of a particular cycle
     
  30. dump

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  31. GrizzliesDrew

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    Missed this joke from the WICKEDLY talented Scott Aukerman.

     
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  33. CTownND

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    EEAAO was form over function to me. Too quirky for its own good. Completely lost any sense of stakes with the universe hopping and I just couldn’t stay with it at the level of engaging with it more than just an interesting genre / stylistic exercise.

    Nothing against the film (it was fine!), but kind of baffled by all the over the top love for it. Tar and Banshees were the best two films of the year and Top Gun should have won if they wanted to do a fun tip off to a film essentially saving movie theatres
     
  34. MrOutlaw

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    I'm just happy Kimmel got a Matt Damon joke in.
     
  35. dump

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  36. steamengine

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    Ty
     
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  37. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    shouts to the fabelmans too

    spielbergos best work since saving private ryan imo

    was annoyed i waited so long to see it due to the shitty way it was marketed
     
  38. GrizzliesDrew

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  39. steamengine

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    Between this and linkavitch chomofsky our two best actors were wilding in the 90s

     
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  40. TrustyPatches

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  41. steamengine

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    Back to back Encino Man references :ohgosh:
     
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  42. DirtBall

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  43. Sir Phobos

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    I like the undertone of disgust everywhere (including ITT) about EEAAO winning so much because it's an atypical winner with highly atypical actors. would have paid to see a lot of you react to ROTK's bloodbath.
     
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  44. DirtBall

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    When did Pauly Shore win an Oscar?
     
  45. LuPoor

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    What the fuck are you talking about. There's like two known weirdos who aren't on board
     
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  46. LuPoor

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    Tár and Banshees both getting shut out feels bad though
     
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  47. Eathan Edwards

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    And the mummy - Rachel won for Constant Gardener.
     
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  48. steamengine

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    The mummy returns is the worst movie ever made
     
  49. Sir Phobos

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    I said everywhere not everyone.
     
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  50. dump

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    we could have had a clean Asian sweep if it wasnt for those fucking hot dog fingers