The Perfect Smoothie

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  1. Not William

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    Been doing smoothies every morning for years. Here’s what I do.

    Decaffeinated green tea
    diced fresh ginger
    half a lemon squeezed
    nonfat Greek yogurt
    handful of baby carrots
    spinach or kale or both
    half a frozen banana
    frozen strawberries
    frozen blueberries
    frozen mango
     
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  2. Nug

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    Been adding half an avocado to the morning recipe. Muy bien.

    Been simple the past few weeks:

    -handful of blueberries
    -handful of spinach/leafy green
    -half cucumber
    -half avocado
    -banana
    -raw egg
    -leche de coco
     
  3. honestlee

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    Reading this thread made start adding spinach to my smoothies. Definitely a good thing to get some greens in. Don't even notice it's in there.

    Almond milk
    Flaxseed
    Chia seeds
    Peanut butter
    1 - 1.5 Frozen bananas
    Plain Greek yogurt
    Orgain protein powder (currently using chocolate)
    Spinach
     
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  4. THF

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    Yea I have been doing a bunch of spinach in mine recently.

    Mine have been a
    random assortment of fruit,
    spinach,
    flaxseed
    Chia seed
    Green tea powder
    Almond milk
    A carrot

    Having a Vitamix makes a huge difference. It’s like having a cheat code for smoothies.
     
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  5. TLAU

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    I don't have a vitamix and anytime I put greek yogurt of any kind in my smoothies is makes it too chunky/thick to drink. is my ninja blender sub-par?

    I typically just do frozen fruit/veggie smoothie costco mix + a little more of either strawberries or bananas + orange juice + almond milk

    I get a large serving of veggies at night with dinner and don't eat breakfast. Smoothie is normally a sipper drink from 1-3pm bc mine always end up being ~28-32oz
     
  6. Cabs

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    I’ve had this problem with my ninja as well. Doing the extract setting instead of smooth has helped a little bit, but I make mine similar to yours and are still way too thick out of the blender.
     
  7. racer

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    I have a ninja and it is not impressive at all. Those blades just slice through things and don’t blend well.
     
  8. Jimmy the Saint

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    Started doing smoothies for lunch about 6 weeks ago. I used to meal prep fairly healthy things to take to the office and then fell in a bad habit of making way less healthy meals when Covid started.

    Was really just trying to clean up my diet a bit and get in some more fruits/veggies and ended up dropping quite a few pounds without changing anything else. Also don't end up with a mid-afternoon energy crash anymore which is nice.

    Usually do:
    Kale
    Banana
    Variety of frozen fruit
    Almond milk
    Almond butter
    Protein powder

    Going to go through the thread and steal some ideas to start mixing things up.
     
  9. jbr

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    My daily smoothie is simple because I’m a basic bitch.

    1.5 cups frozen cherries, blueberries, strawberries, raspberries
    1 cup of dragonfruit juice
    1/2 cup of whatever vanilla yogurt is on sale
    Water

    All organic and spun up with a vitamix obvs. My antioxidant levels are off the charts.
     
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  10. Nug

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    I don't like frozen fruit, not sure why. Think I subconsciously prefer it more fresh? I also stop by a farmer's market 2-3x week and just get whatever's fresh. I was in a bad habit for a while of getting the same thing over and over and it was getting really mundane.

    This week I went with:
    -mixed greens (kale/lettuce/spinach)
    -1/2 avocado
    -1 kiwi
    -1/2 cucumber
    -1/4 papaya + spoonful of papaya seeds
    -1 banana
    -spoonful of greek yogurt
    -1 raw egg
    -almond milk

    I usually make my smoothie first thing when I get up and sip it while reading. Then make my coffee, have 2-3 cups, then have a bagel with cream cheese around 9-9:30.
     
  11. Hoss Bonaventure

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    My go to is
    - 2 scoops of chocolate protein powder
    -Banana
    -Peanut butter
    -Blueberries
    I use water instead of milk or yogurt. Delicious
     
  12. Bruce Bowen

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    I’ve also had a smoothie every morning for the last 5-10 years. I alternate between two varities:
    Greens, banana, pb, oats, chia seeds, chocolate protein.
    Greens, banana, pineapple, splash of oj, oats, chia, vanilla protein

    Basically just try to get a nice mix of greens, carbs, fats, and protein to kick off the day.
     
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  13. Owsley

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    Do the papaya seeds add any noticeable pepper taste?
     
  14. Nug

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    Not that I can tell, but I also don't have the most refined palate.

    Sometimes I'll also scoop out the papaya, add yogurt in the middle, and then sprinkle the seeds on the yogurt.
     
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  15. Owsley

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    I eat a lot of papaya, and you can dry out the seeds and use them as a pepper substitute, so I was just curious.
     
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  16. Menelaus

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    Just add some water. Adding more banana will also thicken it. I also have a ninja and it’s not the best, but once you dial it in its great.
     
  17. beerme

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    My kid is a savagely picky eater- I rock this smoothie for him to get some veggies in and he loves it:
    1/2 avocado
    1/2 cup milk
    1/2 banana
    1.5 tbsp cocoa powder
    1 cup packed spinach
    1/4 cucumber
    2 medjool dates
    1 tsp vanilla
    Add water as thickness requires (need to be somewhat thick to suspend the dates)

    back out the cucumber, make it a whole avocado and whole banana and sub more milk for proper thickness and this makes a banging chocolate pudding
     
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    Last edited: Feb 24, 2023
  18. Bruce Bowen

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  19. MtOread

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    been getting back into the morning smoothie game the past couple weeks

    water
    mixed greens
    blueberry or raspberry
    strawberry
    banana
    protein powder
    chia seeds
     
  20. Shiggityshwo

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    been starting my mornings off with a simple peanut butter banana smoothie lately and I can't go back

    1/2 cup unsweetened almond milk
    2 tbsp cacao powder
    2 heaping tbsp peanut butter
    squeeze of honey
    banana
     
  21. Bruce Bowen

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    Are powdered greens pointless?
     
  22. Capstone 88

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    I wouldn’t say pointless, but def better to eat actual vegetables
     
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  23. Dildo Dawgins

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    I bought some power greens from Sam's when they were on sale. I put kale or spinach in all my smoothies so it's probably pointless, but if you don't then it probably has benefits. Not a fan of chalky taste though.
     
  24. Bruce Bowen

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    I do the same. Will also throw a scoop in with just a protein shake cause why not. In my head the shitty taste = healthy.
     
  25. Nug

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    Trying to eat with the seasons/eat more locally grown stuff, so not many Mexican avocados. Farmer's Markets in Canada are pretty legit -- recipe for the past few weeks
    • Swiss chard
    • Baby kale
    • Cucumbers
    • Carrots
    • Blueberries
    • Raspberries
    • Strawberries
    • Turmeric and ginger root
    • Hemp seeds
    • Mushroom supplement:
    I can basically see through walls at this point.