The Pop-Tart Tragedy

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by knightjustice, Nov 16, 2011.

  1. Xander Crews

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    gurl stops meking out n asks boi to get potartz.

    he dus.

    den gurl teks deep breff. den gurl sais "bf i am pregnent will u stay ma bf" n he seys "no".

    gurl iz hertbrokn. <////3

    gurl cried n runz awaii from boi wiffout eatin poptart n she has low blood suga so she fols.

    boi runs ova 2 her.

    she ded </333333333

    boi crie "i sed i no b ur bf...cuz i wona b ur husband!"

    he screems n frows poptart @ wol....a bootiful diomand ring wus insyd.

    *** LIK DIS IF U CRY EVERTIM***

    The dramatic reading is even better: http://audioboo.fm/boos/490888-the-pop-tart-tragedy
     
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  2. OopsPowSurprise

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    hahahhahahahaha what the fuck
     
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  4. Wu

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    UCF, control your drunkards
     
  5. Joe_Pesci

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    dramatic reading of "low blood suga" was good
     
  6. OopsPowSurprise

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    the dude's whole library of dramatic readings are great
     
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  7. wolfpck

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    dramatic reading was fucking awesome
     
  8. Tyler's Kids

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    inside that diamond ring poptart was albert einstein
     
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  10. Juke Coolengody

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    MOOT THE GRIFFINS had me crying
     
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  11. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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  12. Xander Crews

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    So none of you cry everytim you read dis?

    Apparently we're dealing with a bunch a of badasses here,
     
  13. Clown Baby

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    No but I do cry everytime I a lick it
     
  14. Arkadin

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  15. Zap Branigan

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    Lololololololololol
     
  16. 95mista

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    moot the griffins was great. others not so much.
     
  17. broXcore

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    BUT WHO WAS PHONE
     
  18. The Best Alive

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    thz haz ben 1 of da mst swetast strys i haz evr hert in ma lyfe.
     
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  21. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Last year was a son of a bitch

    I say fuck you Jobu
     
  22. Pokes

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    This guy is awesome :laugh:
     
  23. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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  24. Xander Crews

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    Excellent.