The Positivity Thread

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  1. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money, and bear traps.
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    In this thread, we give compliments to other posters about good stuff and nice things. I’m a littl buened our on the all the mean shit and I’m hammered as dick standing on Broadway in Nashville, so I’ll start.

    devine is funny as fuck and one of the most clear-minded pwople

    Fast Eddie lives a life that I wish I lived.

    Thanks,

    Say nice things about people and stop bing dicks
     
  2. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money, and bear traps.
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    I think the power of positivity is. Great thing and I wish we Kyle exercise it more
     
  3. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money, and bear traps.
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  4. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money, and bear traps.
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    I’m not Fonne correct my errors
     
  5. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money, and bear traps.
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  6. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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    Hi
     
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  7. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    How drunk are we tonight marcus
     
  8. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money, and bear traps.
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    Hi, Joe. Thanks for participating
     
  9. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money, and bear traps.
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    Hi, Bert. I’m super fucked up and sitting down to pee. I put my snacks in my pants because efficiency is key:

    [​IMG]
     
  10. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money, and bear traps.
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    Kinda wish these tree soixg cheez its, but I’m not gonna be picky
     
  11. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money, and bear traps.
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    We’re spicy
     
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  12. marcus

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    WERE. FUCK
     
  13. kinghill

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    Good lord

    The positivity is flowing
     
  14. bertwing

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    Loose huh? Bout to be if you nawmsayin :gfa:
     
  15. burnttatertot

    burnttatertot The Execution Protocol
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    Are you in a public restroom in your socks?
     
  16. Eathan Edwards

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    I genuinely appreciate and value marcus fighting the good fight for the pro-analingus constituency.

    Also this is roughly my average level of intox when posting - can definitely relate.

    In before inbounding joke about “it shows” etc .
     
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  17. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    I like to think Tobias is a pretty nice guy
     
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  18. Taffy

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    marcus just seems like the nicest guy
     
  19. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth David LaChapelle levels of not giving a fuck
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    Love you Marcus. Hope your soixg cheese-itz helped prevent today’s hangover but I sort of doubt it.
     
  20. Bruce Wayne

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    You gotta rise above it, you gotta harvest the good energy and block out the bad. Harvest energy, block bad. Feel the flow, feel it, it’s circular. Its like a carousel. You pay the quarter, you get on the horse, and you go up and down and around…in a circular circle with the music, the flow, all good things.
     
  21. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Starting this thread while drunk outside on broadway street in Nashville is an incredible content move. marcus is an elite poster and human
     
  22. TrustyPatches

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    I really appreciate it when posters post drunk. I really do. I try and encourage it even. It always makes me happy.
     
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  23. Goose

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    Can you guys imagine the the analingus mrs. marcus received last night
     
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  24. Tiffin

    Tiffin Florida is a penis.
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    More like the HIV positivity thread.
     
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  25. Pelican Grove

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    Wishing everyone a great weekend
     
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  26. dallasdawg

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    i’m positive marcus isn’t feeling that great this morning
     
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  27. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money, and bear traps.
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    I had cigs again last night. You guys are positively correct that I feel like a dirty dog dick right now.

    Still, I regret nothing about this thread.

    BayouMafia lost a ton of poundage and has been keeing it off. Dude looks incredible.

    DUCKMOUTH nearly got divorced and improved his ways(that sounded like the source) to save his marriage and it sounds like they’re doing great. Bravo.

    I’ll get back to this tomorrow, but I needed to squeeze out a couple more while my brain is still kinda drunk and operating okay.
     
  28. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...
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    Boy, that is something.
     
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  29. DrunkJester

    DrunkJester No longer drunk or funny.
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    He is, for sure.
     
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  30. Arkadin

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    I am HIV positive
     
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  31. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    [​IMG]
     
  32. Shawn Hunter

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    I'll need an analysis on how efficient the snacks in the pants method is.
     
  33. Fancy Pelosi

    Fancy Pelosi anyway...here's Wonderwall
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    I love Marcus because he's a really nice guy who is a great father, likes good beers, and has a tremendous lawn.

    He's also the best drunk poster ever
     
  34. Joe_Pesci

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    My friends are fond of saying "you know pesci is drunk when he starts smoking cigs"
     
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  35. Wu

    Wu LKY did nothing wrong
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    Gonna go get some bbq, then do some shopping and then MAYBE get some exercise if I’m feeling really adventurous
     
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  36. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money, and bear traps.
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    Yep, same with mine.

    Sounds like a great start to a potentially great day, friend.
     
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  37. Shawn Hunter

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    Yeah but are you going to save the leftovers and put it in your pants to snack on later?
     
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  38. Wu

    Wu LKY did nothing wrong
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    The jalapeño slaw would really spice things up in my pants like they haven’t experience in some time
     
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  39. Shawn Hunter

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    [​IMG]
     
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  40. Futureman

    Futureman I’m gonna defer to Marcus on this one
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    I’ll second all this and add marcus taste in thicc women is remarkable
     
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  41. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money, and bear traps.
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    :lovelove:
     
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  42. DUCKMOUTH

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    marcus love your booty eatin ass
     
  43. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money, and bear traps.
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    Nashville, you’ve been lovely. Drink as I am, I like to give components to people who pass by. Why not give someone a boost to brightens their day/night? It’s woeked out well. I encourage you all to do the same.

    Thanks.

    I’m at Pita Pit like a basic bitch
     
  44. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money, and bear traps.
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    Compliments
     
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  45. poor paul

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    I think MG2 is more than just a computer. Hello this is my compliment.
     
  46. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Components is better. It makes it sound like youre giving people stuff to enhance themselves. “Hey you, you look like a good jumper so here’s a component so you can jump more gooder”
     
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  47. poor paul

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    Also most of my basketball related posts are well lubricated, so I thank marcus for removing the stigma of drunk posting, a true hero.
     
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  48. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money, and bear traps.
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    Good point, friend. :respek:
     
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  49. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money, and bear traps.
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    I want posters like you to feel good about posting so keep on keepin’ on.
     
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  50. TrustyPatches

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    I think Joe_Pesci probably has a really nice computer
     
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